IN LIGHT OF ALL OF THE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING TOWARD THE LGBTA+ COMMUNITY RIGHT NOW
WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU A LIST THAT WE AS THE STATION MANAGEMENT OF NIGHT VALE’S RADIO STATION HAVE DEEMED “GAY”:
2. MAGIC OF ALL VARIETIES BUT ESPECIALLY DARK MAGIC
3. SWORDS. JUST SWORDS. ALL KINDS OF SWORDS
4. RABBITS; MALES ARE ACTUALLY BISEXUAL WHILE FEMALES TEND TO LEAN TOWARD AROMANTIC/ ASEXUAL
5. CARLOS’ PERFECT HAIR
6. PLANTS; WHEN YOU EAT A PLANT YOU ARE EXPOSED TO HOMOSEXUALITY OF ALL FORMS
7. GEMSTONES AND PRECIOUS MINERALS
8. KEY LIME FLAVORED GO GURT
9. EATING DINNER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER(S)
10. CECIL PALMER
The Characters of Night Vale, as explained by Troubled Birds
[image description note: all images are from The Minced Mockingbird’s Guide to Troubled Birds, and feature realistically painted birds on top of classical wall paper, with paper quotes on top. Image descriptions have the quote. I’d put what kind of bird it is as well, except I’m horrible with birds. Sorry!]
[image description: I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. “For God’s sake!” That’s all I could think of to say.]
[image description: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.]
[image description: Your eyes look tasty.]
[image description: The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a form of mild insanity.]
[image description: Dealing with you is like herding cats.]
The City Council:
[image description: The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret.]
[image description: My mating dance is mostly seizures.]
[image description: I’m three ounces of whoop-ass.]
What EA, company that is completely disconnected with its main demographic, people that play video games, believes ‘gamer’ talk is like: “Could use the EXP, heh.”
What people on comms while playing video games actually are like: “…and that’s when he started telling me to get the manager, and he was being a colossal dick throughout this whole thing. A thing he didn’t know, though, is that the cashier next to my station was my manager, and he was just intently looking at us, witnessing every single rude comment this little shit threw at me for not giving him my num– piece of shit, I got a legendary but it’s a repeat –my number, and when he called for my manager, I just saw this shine in his eyes, like it was his time to rip open his asshole, he was WAITING for this. Anyways, I am getting my shit pushed in, heal me please.”
A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is
beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to
sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.
WTNV is one of the the things that inspire me most. I am so in love with the concept of the unknown and the unquestioned weirdness of this place. Whenever I listen to the podcast I get the irresistable urge to express my love for this small dessert town so these 8 (postcard sized) paintings were created and I couldn’t stop myself from sharing them and spreading my love for the lovely people behind my favorite podcast of all times.
Update: I gave them to Cecil after the ghost stories live show in cologne
Limited availability of gas has been a problem across Puerto Rico ever since Hurricane Maria hit last week. This station in Rio Grande, about 15 miles east of San Juan, doesn’t have any gasoline at all right now. But it did have gas on Sunday night — until it ran out early Monday morning.
By the afternoon, about a hundred cars, along with scores of people with hand-held gas cans, were waiting for a new tanker to arrive.
“The problem is communication,” says the manager of the Gulf Route 65 gas station, Carlos de Armas. “We don’t know where the truck is.”
Like nearly everywhere on the island, Rio Grande lacks cellphone service. There is no way to get word from the truck driver, and so it’s anyone’s guess when the tanker might arrive.