State-of-America

Hetalia characters x you

If they can bring you to any places, where do you wanna go? :) 

Why America made you sit in the back seat? Because I wanted to draw that pose haha😂

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Captain America: “Well, as weird as it has been to adjust to modern life, at least I don’t have to worry about evil Nazis anymore or them getting elected and taking over America and France on a wave of racism, bigotry and hatred. It’s 2017, after all.”

*pause*

Captain America: “Wait….wait…FUCKING WHAT?????!!!!!!”

reuters.com
Exclusive: Trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life
He misses driving, feels as if he is in a cocoon, and is surprised how hard his new job is.

President Donald Trump on Thursday reflected on his first 100 days in office with a wistful look at his life before the White House.

“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump told Reuters in an interview. “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”

(cont.)

This pathetic manchild thought being president of the most influential country on the planet would be easier than licensing his name to a bunch of buildings around the world and hosting a reality show where C-list celebrities raise money by calling their friends for donations under the guise of putting together various events.

But wait. It gets worse: He handed out maps of the 2016 election to the three reporters.

“It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us.”

He’s still living for the election because it’s the only thing that makes him feel good about himself. I would pity him if I didn’t loathe him so much. I don’t hate him as much as I hate his voters, but the disgust is still palpable.

The reason I don’t respect anyone who voted for him is they still haven’t changed their mind. I’m so unbelievably embarrassed by this orange toddler and they’re sticking by him as if this is normal behavior *for anyone* let alone the President of the United States. I would probably spit on you if you were on fire if you were a Trump voter who said, “You know…I’m sorry. I got caught up in the promises to make America great. Anyone would be better than this.” But since that’s not the case, all I have is lighter fluid.

I can’t believe this dimwitted chowderhead has the entire planet paying attention to him.

Being Tony’s daughter and daing Peter would include...

Originally posted by brokencxstiel

(Not my gif) 

  • Tony not knowing of course 
  • OF COURSE;
  • You’ve been secretly dating for over a year 
  • A.FUCKING.YEAR; 
  • The rest of the avengers finding out: 
  • Steve wanted to wake you up and caught you cuddling with Peter 
  • You were having a sleepover thingy with Wanda when Peter came in through the window with his spider-man costume. 
  • BLEEDING. 
  • After you helped him with the wounds and kissed his forehead, Wanda connected two and two 
  • Thor walked on you two making out 
  • Vision just- 
  • He just doesn’t learn to knock
  • Natasha was listening to you rambling, when you accidentally told her 
  • Bruce recognized Peter’s t-shirt when you wore it and casually asked if you two were dating 
  • CLINT CAUGHT YOU ON A DATE 
  • “Y/N?” 
  • and then you turned around slowly
  • and Peter just kinda stared at Clint with emotionless look on his face. ;
  • So the whole team kept the secret 
  • and Tony doesn’t know; 
  • One time you had a pretty hard make out session and things got heated.
  • You ended up with a hickey 
  • AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT BECAUSE TONY WOULD SEE IT 
  • “Here! Have a turtle neck top” 
  • You managed to hide it 
  • But your Dad kept staring at you weirdly, like he knew shit was up; 
  • Cuddling with Peter and small kisses all the time; 
  • Him leaving notes all over your books: 
  • ‘Ohh that page is my favorite part of the book’ 
  • ‘That’s such a boring lesson honestly’ 
  • ‘I love you’ ; 
  • That time Tony saw a hickey on Peter’s neck 
  • You were like : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
  • but your dad didn’t notice because he was so busy with Peter; 
  • Peter ACTUALLY sneaked into the shower with you when your dad was a room away from the two of you 
  • *SHOWER MAKE OUT*
  • Tony hearing you two making out
  • so he decides to check on you
  • “Honey?” 
  • and you pulled away from Peter 
  • “Yeah” you called back 
  • “Is everything alright?”
  • “As fine as always” 
  • Tony walked away but heard a giggle and 
  • “You seriously need to tell him about us” 
  • he recognized Parker’s voice immediately 
  • “No way. I don’t want him to treat you differently and have ‘the talk’.” 
  • “Do me a favor and stay next to me when he beats me up”
  • “I’ll bring you an ice pack”
  • “I love you, Y/N” 
  • “I love you too” 
  • Tony.heard.that.
  • “PARKER?” 
  •  you and Peter had to come out and explain what the two of you were up to for the past year 
  • “DAMN IT PARKER”
  • Peter has to run for his life 
  • l i t e r a l l y 
  • Clint and Steve trying not to laugh in the background 
  • You shot them a look and they cracked; 
  • Tony has to run around and make sure Peter doesn’t mess up shit 
  • because he is too distracted thinking about you 
  • “I’ll take the suit”
  •  But your Dad is proud of Peter
  •  And your relationship.

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