Valentine’s Day Starters:

“Thanks for the [flowers/chocolate], but I’m allergic.”

“Well, at least it was romantic up until I spilled the champagne on you.”

“Hey, come design custom, dysfunctional candy hearts with me.”

“So you’re my blind date?”

“Hey, I need your help. I bought you the biggest teddy bear they had in the store, and now I can’t carry it by myself.”

“Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t write poems for shit but I still love you.”

“Who are the flowers for?”

“I bet I know worse pick up lines than you do.”

“It’s technically for Valentine’s Day, but it’s also a ‘thanks for putting up with my stupid ass all this time’ gift.”

“I got you flowers.”

“I thought you’d look cute/handsome in this.”

“Please don’t be sad, I bought you three bags of candy.”

“I tried to make chocolate covered strawberries for you, but now I’m confused and you have to help me.”  

“I know Valentine’s Day is supposed to be for couples only, but I wanted you to have this anyway.”

“Did you know there’s a 'Why I Must Have Sex With You’ Checklist? Also, did you know I bought it?”

“Why is Valentine’s Day the one day of the year we call stalkers 'secret admirers’?”

“I’d kiss you, but my breath smells like the fish I had at dinner.”

“I love you, but your [mom/dad] scares the crap out of me.”

“Okay, I made you a heart-shaped cake, but it coincidentally broke in half, so please don’t read too far into that.”

“Please just pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend so the creepy person leaves me alone.”

“Thanks for the gift, but I’m pretty sure this is the half-eaten chocolate bar I left in the fridge.”

“Oh my god, you just gave me the first Valentine I’ve ever received.”

“I got you a new perfume/cologne for Valentine’s Day because I can’t stand that one you wear now.”

“I bought handcuffs because I thought it’d be sexy, but now I can’t get out of them.”

“On a scale of one to pathetic, what does sending myself chocolates at work so my colleagues think someone likes me fall under?”

“I’ll be in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist and that I don’t know what day today is.”

“Even though I’m not going anywhere because I’m alone, at least I look really good.”

“Before you try anything, I have my period today, so you’ll be getting nothing.”

“Today someone threw a candy heart at my head that said, 'you piss me the fuck off’.”

“You’re so out of my league. Good for me.”

“Hey! Just because it’s Valentine’s Day, don’t think that gives you permission to put your ice cold feet on me.”

“Oh my god, how did you know I wanted this?”

Art Style M!As

🎨 Use only MSPaint for _ asks!

✏️ Use only paper/traditonal for _ asks!

💻 Answer with crappily edited screenshots for _ asks!

❤️ Answer with super duper kawaii desu sugoi~ art for _ asks!

🔃 Switch your art style to the opposite aesthetic for _ asks! (creepy/cute, realistic/cartoony, adorable/horrifying)

⚫️ Use lineless art for _ asks! (or the reverse if you’re already lineless!)

 ✌️ Answer in the style of (anons choice) for _ asks! (like a show or another artist)

💾  Use Pixel art for _ asks!  

😂 Answer using only memes for _ asks!

👀 answer using cringy MSPaint, eyebleeding, baseart, mary-sue drawings for _ asks!

✔️ Answer using the artstyle of your favourite blog for _ asks!

☣️ Dystopian AU Starters ☣️

Send a symbol to see how our characters suffer. 👌

📺  Nineteen Eighty-Four - Our characters live in a world where their every move and every thought is watched by the government. Informants and spies known as the Thought Police are everywhere, and dissenters are taken to the horrifying Room 101. There is no escape. You can only survive.

🔥 Fahrenheit 451 - Our characters live in a world where books are banned, and those who are not “normal” seem to vanish. Any books found will be burned by the “firemen”, armed with gasoline and flamethrowers, and dissenters are tracked down by the fearsome mechanical Hound.

🍊 A Clockwork Orange - Our characters live in a world where young people form oddly-dressed gangs and engage in horrific violence, committing crimes unhindered by adults. 

👩 The Handmaid’s Tale - Our characters live in a world where a religious military dictatorship has been enforced. Fertile women are forced to become Handmaids, and made to conceive for the continuation of the dying human race. They are forbidden from reading and conversation in this world is strictly controlled by a set script. Spies known as Eyes are everywhere, and those who do not conform are sent to die in the irradiated Colonies.

🛒 The Road - Our characters live in a world where an apocalypse event has occurred, barely anyone is left alive, and the environment around them is barren and bleak. Their only hope is travelling to a location they hope still exists. Everyone and everything is a threat, and they must scavenge what they can to survive.

🏃 The Running Man - Our characters live in a world where a totalitarian society has taken over, and a violent game show known as The Running Man exists. A contestant is declared an enemy of the state, and given a 12-hour head start before the Hunters, an elite team of hitmen, are sent to kill them. They can travel anywhere in the world, but viewers earn money for revealing their whereabouts. They earn $100 for every hour they stay alive, extra for killing law enforcement or Hunters, and win a grand prize of $1 billion for surviving for 30 days. Nobody has ever won it.

💭 The Chrysalids - Our characters live in a world where people who are “different” are branded as “blasphemies” and killed without mercy. Any visible variation in genetics can be grounds for being eliminated. However, some have an invisible mutation - they have telepathic abilities.

❌ Harrison Bergeron - Our characters live in a world where everyone is expected to be perfectly equal. People are given “handicaps”. Strong people are made to wear heavy weights. Beautiful people must wear masks. Intelligent people must wear ear radios, which play sounds to stop one’s thoughts. Everyone is equal, but at what cost?

Disney Song Starters:
  • “I think it’s time you and I arranged a heart to heart.”
  • “Check the grin, you’re in love.”
  • “The cold never bothered me anyway.”
  • “Reindeer are better than people.”  
  • “At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.”
  • “Hey, [NAME], not in front of the kids!!”
  • “Don’t try to hide it.”
  • “Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?”
  • “Too bad you’re gonna miss the girl/boy.”
  • “I don’t see you anymore.”
  • “If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew.”
  • “Help me not to make a fool of me.”
  • “Let me share this whole new world with you.”
  • “When did you last let your heart decide?” 
  • "You think the earth is just a dead thing you can claim.”
  • “You think the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you.”
  • “Why is my reflection someone I don’t know?”
  • “Hold your breath, it gets better.”
  • “I steal only what I can’t afford.”
  • “I can take a hint.”
  • “You’re my only friend [NAME].”
  • “I think it’s time you and I arranged a heart to heart.”
  • “I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem think skinned.”
  • “Hey, [NAME], not in front of the kids!!”
  • “Don’t try to hide it.”
  • “I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick skinned.”
  • “I’d blame parents except he/she/you/I haven’t got them.”
  • “Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?”
  • “Too bad you’re gonna miss the girl/boy.”
  • “Can you feel the love tonight?”
  • “Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?”
  • “She/he don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her/him.”  
  • “They weren’t kidding when they’d call me, well, a witch.”
  • “Don’t underestimate the importance of body language.”
  • “Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.”
  • “Go ahead, make your choice.”
  • “You/I don’t know why, but you’re/I’m dying to try. You/I wanna kiss the girl/boy.”
  • “Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need.”
  • “Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat?”
  • “I won’t say I’m in love.”
  • “I wanna be where the people are.”
  • “Wish I could be part of that/your world.”
  • “I’m ready to know what the people know.”
  • “We feel a lot like cattle.”
  • “Our aching feet aren’t easy to ignore.”
  • “The only girl who’d love him is his mother.”
  • “If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart.”
  • “Must there be a secret me I’m forced to hide?”
  • “I can go the distance.”
  • “When will my reflection show who I am inside?”
  • “You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met.”
  • “Say goodbye to those who knew me.”
  • “Heed my every order and you might survive.”
  • “If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already one that.”
  • “Face it like a grown up.”
  • “Get off my case!”
  • “I won’t accept defeat.”
  • “I cannot hide who I am, though I’ve tried.”
  • “I have often dreamed of a far off place.”
  • “Don’t let them know.”
  • “It’s time to see what I can do.”
  • “I wanna be like you.”
  • “Well, I’ve seen worse.”
  • “I reached the top and had to stop and that’s what’s bothering me.”
  • “Do you want to build a snowman?”
  • “I’m right out here for you, just let me in.”
  • “You’ll bring honor to us all.”
  • “This is what you give me to work with?”  
Mystic Messenger Starters Part Two:
  • “I cannot believe [NAME] chose to be such an idiot.”
  • “[NAME], are you hurt?”
  • “[NAME], it’s difficult if you sit on my phone..”
  • “Dude, you’re a jerk, you know that right?”
  • “Get it on, you two.”
  • “My throat hurts..”
  • “Said like a true game addict.”
  • “Just take that cat to work with you.”
  • “Did you just call me douchey?”
  • “[NAME], how’s your injury?”
  • “You won’t be able to walk like this..”
  • “How do you feel? Do you feel any pain?”
  • “Do you want to try it?”
  • “Liar liar pants on fire.”
  • “Sometimes I dream of a person who would consider me special…”
  • “Give me things that are heavy.”
  • “Maybe if I say hello nicely they’ll let me in?”
  • “Kidnap that cat for the marriage!!”
  • “Hey, how can I effectively make fun of [NAME]..? God, this is a serious problem…”
  • “One loser is enough for this group.”
  • “Do you want to pray with me?”
  • “I feel like he’s on the brink of needing hospitalization..”
  • “Don’t throw things even when you get angry from now on.”
  • “I can’t let you sleep alone.”
  • “I cried because there was a spider in the kitchen.”
  • “During the wedding, I was going to yell, ‘I OBJECT!!!!’”
  • “I’m not worried about [NAME]. He’ll feel better after taking a couple selfies.”
  • “Do you miss your mom?”
  • “You wanted to make soap with me?”
  • “Why are you smiling at me?”
  • “Stop staring at me.”
  • “Maybe [NAME]’s a robot, since he never shows emotions.”
  • “Wow!! I wanted to get married at the space station too!”
Over Protective Sentence Starters

Send me a prompt and a ship and I’ll write a Drabble!
(For now I’ll probably only do newsies stables because that’s the kind of mood I’m in)
(Also if you are going to send me a reader insert, can you also include the gender you would like the reader to be? Thanks!)

“If they touch you, I’ll kill them.”

“Good luck trying to get to him/her without fighting me first.”

“It’s my job to protect you.”

“If I don’t do this for you, you’re gonna die.”

“Get behind me, I’ll deal with this.”

“As long as I’m here, you’ll be safe.”

“It doesn’t matter how I am as long as you’re okay.”

“There is no way you are going without me coming with you.”

“I can’t let you go. What if you get hurt out there? I’ll only blame myself.”

“You are not allowed to use yourself as bait.”

“No, no, no, I don’t think so princess.”

“It’s too dangerous.”

“You’re so fragile. The world will crush you.”

“There’s no way in hell that I’m going to let you do that.”

“Nuh uh, you are not doing that.”

“Okay, you know it’s very cute how you are trying to protect me, but you’re so short that even I can’t take you seriously!”

“I just don’t want to have to see you hurt!”

“I’ve lost so many others in my life. Not you too.”

“Make sure you tell me if you start to feel scared, or uncomfortable, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have gotten yourself killed.”

“I promise, I’ll protect you.”

“I’m not gonna leave you all alone. Not now, not ever.”

“He/She/They did what now?”

“Shit, do you gotta scare me like that?!”

K-Drama Starters:
  • “You’re so cute that I want to beat you up.”
  • “You’re not okay. Why do you act like you’re okay when you’re not?”
  • “I’m not acting cool. I am cool.”
  • “I bet she’d slap the person next to her for farting when she’s the one who farted.”
  • “I am so busy that I didn’t even remember that you didn’t call me for three days and thirteen hours.”
  • “I thought you were dumb, but I guess you’re not.”
  • “Yes, I don’t like you.”
  • “I can’t believe how much food she sent you. It’s not like a war’s breaking out.”
  • “So shut up and just live breathing through your silicone nose.”
  • “I know I shouldn’t be saying this to myself but I was really cool today.”
  • “Geez, you’re like the CSI. You’re sounding really smart.”
  • “You have no need to be sorry. You just need to shut your mouth.”
  • “Your existence is like a bomb.”
  • “Shut up, smart-ass.”
  • “Can I take a selfie right next to it?”
  • “What wrong have I ever done to you to make you pick on me like this?”
  • “If you like her so much, don’t just drool here. Go over there and drool on her too!”
  • “Can we pretend I beat you up?”
  • “I can’t bother you anymore so I’m going to bother everyone else.”
  • “How can you not like me? Are you on drugs?”
  • “Are you at a morgue? Do you need me to get you flowers?”
  • “Even though you have small eyes, you can see everything.”
  • “What if my chocolate abs melt?”
  • “Your shirt is see-through.”
  • “Would you like some chocolate milk?”
  • “Hey can you drive home like that?”
  • “Don’t threaten her to eat black bean noodles with you.”
  • “Why do you like horror movies so much?”
  • “Why am I your friend?”
  • “I always have plans, I just don’t have the courage.”
  • “If I don’t trip you, then I can’t hold your hand to prevent your fall.”
  • “Leave my underwear here.”
  • “I don’t like seeing people eat food that looks better than mine.”
  • “Put your phone away and put your eyebrows down.”
  • “It was good to see you in my dream.”
  • “I hope you’re not having a hard time because of me.”
  • “Do you perhaps have another secret? Like you’re actually a girl?”
  • “You can get hurt more from people you’re closer with.”
  • “I have to look good when I go to the hospital.”
  • “You’re perfect the way you are to me.”
  • “You looked sexy eating ramen.”
  • “Everyone has their own fetish. I don’t judge.”
  • “If I had that, I wouldn’t have anything else to wish for.”
  • “There’s only one person who shares the same heartbeat as you. It’s your soulmate.”
  • “Should we listen to our heartbeats to see if we’re soulmates?”
  • “You’re such an asshole.”
  • “I don’t know why you make me feel this way.”
  • “Usually dating is when things that I can do by myself are done with another person.”
  • “Don’t treat us like idiots just because we’re stupid!”
  • “You should only touch me if it’s absolutely necessary.”
  • “What good is it to make a girl laugh 100 times if she always goes to the one who makes her cry?”
  • “They’re making fun of me because I don’t have a mom.”
  • “Your face requires revenge.”
  • “At first I just seem shabby like scrap paper, but after digging in deeper, I’m pretty awesome.”

Send 😘 to give my muse a kiss
Send 🐠 for a mermaid au
Send 💥to find my muse beaten up
Send 😷 to find my muse sick
Send 🏃 to find my muse running from something
Send 😱 for a forbidden love scenario
Send 🔭 to watch the stars with my muse
Send 💵 to buy my muse as a slave
Send 🏊 to rescue my muse from drowning
Send 🍼 for my muse to announce they are pregnant with your muse’s child
Send 💊 to find out my muse has been drugged at a bar
Send 🔫 to find my muse shot
Send 🔪 to find my muse stabbed
Send 📖 for a student/teacher au

Alternatively send the emoji + reversed for my muse to find yours! {Feel free to add and reblog}

[A serene feeling fills you as you glance around at the unknown habitat]


[Y..You notice an oddly colored espeon staring curiously at you…She really doesn’t blend in well, now does she?]


[The foliage rustles as she makes her way towards you, curiosity still bright in her eyes]

[Too close! She gets a little too close for comfort, feeling no sense of danger? How naive!]

Who in the world are you and how’d you get here, stranger? 

[Callisto is OPEN for asks!]