[starter] deacon - 3br / 1ba, no cc
city living / get together / romantic garden stuff / dine out / vampires / backyard stuff

a simple little craftsman bungalow style starter home that comes with basically nothing but is pretty ready-made to grow into, with room for at least six sims right off the bat. the dormers can cheerfully be expanded into a large second floor for skilling/legacy nonsense.

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Starters | Serial Killer

“Now, is there really a need for all that screaming?” 

“You’re a smart one, aren’t you? Tell me, how much blood can a human lose before dying?” 

“This is one of my favorites, do you know what it does? Why, I’ll demonstrate.” 

“You can’t get away from me, you’ll never get away from me!” 

“Go on, I love a good chase! It gets the heart racing!” 

“I must say, you put up a good fight. Some of this blood is mine!” 

“Oh, don’t cry. You’ll be so beautiful, soon. I’ll immortalize you in my collection.” 

“Which limb would you like to lose first?” 

“You’re so fucking smug, you deserve a death that’s fitting.” 

“I finally caught you, isn’t it exciting? You’ve evaded me for longer than anyone else!” 

“I love you, how else was I going to keep you? No one else can have you!” 

“I like stringing my prizes up. You do look so helpless, like that.” 

“Ssh, just breathe. The rope isn’t even tight, yet!” 

“You really are as twisted as I am. Aren’t we a perfect match?” 

“You look best in red.” 

“Did you think you could outsmart me? My dear, I’ve been doing this for a long time.” 

“You young ones always squirm so much!” 

“I don’t tolerate escape attempts. I will break your legs.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a long time…you’ve made me wait. But, it was worth it.” 

“Go on, then! What’s your plan? Bargaining, begging, threatening? Maybe try to psychoanalyze me?”

✍🏼 Touchy Tuesday ✍🏼

Send 📌 to have your muse tap mine roughly on the shoulder

Send 🎀 to have your muse ruffle mine’s hair

Send 📿 to have your muse place a necklace around their neck

Send 🔮 to have your muse clasp their hands over mine’s

Send 💎 to have your muse sharply wrap mine in a hug

Send 🔑 to have your muse place something in mine’s hands

Send ⛓ to have your muse gently wrap mine in a hug

Send 🔱 to have your muse place their hands on mine’s shoulders

Send 🎶 to have your muse grab mine’s chin

Send 🔵 to have your muse rest their palm on mine’s cheek

Send ➿ to have your muse twirl a lock of mine’s hair around their finger

Send 🔇 to have your muse cover mine’s ears

Send 🃏 to have your muse cover mine’s eyes

Send ✔️ to have your muse rub their hands over mine’s arms

Send ℹ️ to have your muse sling an arm over mine’s shoulders

Send ❇️ to have your muse offer their arm to mine

Add 🔁 after any symbol for the reverse, meaning the receiver’s muse would be performing the action!

Cherry Tomato Bisque 

Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve posted a recipe. I won’t have any trips for awhile so meal prepping is back in session!

Today’s recipe is for the soup pictured. The tofu salad is ultra old news. Trust me on it, but this will not taste like a fruit salad. The cherries provide a sweetness that helps balance the astringency of the tomatoes while giving it just the slightest sweet aftertaste. That sweetness is then tempered by the most subtle smokiness from a bit of paprika. This is a soup that’s really nice to roll around in the mouth because there’s actually a surprising amount of depth to this. Also? There are a million micro nutrients in it, so that’s always fun! I may as well call it “Multivitamin Bisque.”

  • 2 TBSP extra virgin olive oil
  • ½ large yellow onion, diced
  • 2 small carrots, peeled and diced
  • 3 cloves of garlic, minced
  • small (tiny) potato, cut into chunks
  • 1 TBSP paprika 
  • salt, to taste
  • black pepper, to taste
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 4 oz Merlot, or another red cooking wine
  • 28 oz can of crushed tomatoes (preferably no salt added)
  • 2 TBSP tomato paste (preferably no salt added)
  • 32 oz container of vegetable stock (preferably no salt added or low sodium if that’s all you can find)
  • 100 g sweet red cherries (fresh or frozen, we’re almost out of season)
  • 1 TBSP pomegranate molasses (I had it on hand, a dash of sugar is more than fine)
  • Optional: This week’s contestant on “hide the spinach,” add a handful of spinach! 
  • Optional: Sliced grape tomatoes or a 15 oz can of diced tomatoes
  • 1 cup canned coconut milk (or half & half if you’re all about that)
  • 1 cup unsweetened almond milk (or milk)

Directions: In a large pot, heat the oil over high heat and saute the onion and garlic until soft and translucent. Add the carrots and the potato and allow them to do the same. The starch from the potato will act as a thickener once blended so that we don’t need to make a roux. Good trick, by the way! Add a dash of salt, stir. Add some black pepper and the paprika and allow the heat to warm it and make it fragrant. Blast it with the wine and then stir. Let that simmer for a few minutes so the alcohol can start cooking off. Next, add the crushed tomatoes, the stock, the tomato paste, the cherries, whatever sweetener you had on hand, and the majority of the salt you planned on using. Stir. Then, chuck the bay leaf in. Let it come to a small boil and then back the heat to low and allow it to simmer. Leave it uncovered so it will reduce a bit. 

About 15-20 minutes later, if you’re doing the optional “hide the spinach” remove the bay leaf, set it aside, and add a handful of spinach but not so much that you get a really funny color (green and red are complimentary colors so too much and the soup gets a bit grey). Let that continue simmering until that wilts. Once wilted, use an immersion blender to blend everything smooth. Add in the coconut milk and almond milk, stir, and put the bay leaf back in. If you like some texture in a soup like this, add a can of drained diced tomatoes (preferably no salt added) or some slivered fresh tomatoes. Let it simmer for another 15 minutes, covered. Remove the bay leaf and adjust any seasoning if desired.

Serves 10-12.

Sentence Starters

❝Without an end, there can be no peace. It gets no easier. Your struggles have only just begun.❞
❝We should stand together, not fight amongst ourselves!❞
❝Get rid of one threat and another appears. I’m starting to think this city’s in love with crisis.❞
❝Can’t we talk about this? No?❞
❝If we kill them, we get their stuff!❞
❝It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.❞
❝I’d make a terrible slave. I talk too much!❞
❝I will not let you see all Mages be treated like criminals!❞
❝You are no longer my master.❞
❝What I know is that I hate being cornered and I can fight harder scared than they can angry.❞
❝I didn’t ask to be the butt of your jokes!❞
❝Wait… you’ve been without for four years? You must creak like a rusty hinge.❞
❝We both put others above ourselves. I just happen to do it while clothed.❞
❝I wouldn’t dream of mocking your… unconventional courtship.❞
❝It will be grand having you over me. Above me. In rank, that is.❞
❝We’re a good people, who look out for each other. Just not today, it seems.❞
❝Even you can be happy once in a while, it won’t kill you.❞
❝I remember it didn’t take much to make you sing.❞
❝I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed on my chest would make things better…❞
❝It’ll be nice to have the law on my side for a change~!❞
❝Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!❞
❝You have piss-poor aim…Fortunately, you have…other uses~!❞
❝So I shouldn’t slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?❞
❝Andraste’s flaming knickers!❞
❝In about ten seconds, I’m just going to smash anything that moves.❞
❝You’re actually joking. Alert the Chantry! They need to put this on the calendar!❞
❝If anyone here tries to hire me again, I’m leaving.❞
❝I swear, I will find that son of a bitch - sorry, Mother - and I will kill him!❞
❝Is that all you do? Dwell on the negative?❞
❝Andraste’s sanctified tits! Who on earth would make the ground vertical!?❞
❝Does this stuff have side effects?!❞
❝I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair!❞
❝I am getting truly sick of looking at stalagmites. Or is it stalactites? Shit, I don’t know.❞
❝I was looking for someone with your… “special talents…❞
❝With a name like that, you’re bound to go “mwa-ha-hah!” at some point, I just know it.❞
❝You have a good heart, and you deserve better.❞
❝What earth-shattering matter requires my attention NOW?❞
❝I’ve heard many story tellers like you…yet they don’t start their stories with ‘I shit you not’…❞
❝No one should tell you how to mourn. And when someone says ‘move on,’ you take their hand and say, ‘my choice.‘❞
❝If there is a future to be had, I will walk into it gladly by your side.❞
❝Still coming to the rescue after all these years? I’ve got this under control, but thanks.❞
❝What do you call it when you kill someone and take his property?❞
❝That’s what you get for spending your last minute monologuing.❞
❝Someday, I’d like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just one week.❞
❝And the trend of you scaring the piss out of me continues…❞

‘the script’ lyric starters
  • “I’m not broke, i’m just a broken hearted man.” 
  • “I know it makes no sense, what else can I do? How can I move on, when i’m still in love with you?”
  • “There’s someone i’m waiting for, if it’s a day, a month, a year.” 
  • “I’m not moving.” 
  • “People talk about the guy, who’s waiting on a girl.” 
  • “Maybe i’ll get famous as the man who can’t be moved.” 
  • “Maybe you won’t mean too but you’ll see me on the news and you’ll come running to the corner ‘cause you know it’s just for you.”
  • “I’m the man who can’t be moved.” 
  • “Going back to the corner where I first saw you, gonna camp in my sleeping bag. I’m not gonna move.” 
  • “I’m still alive but i’m barely breathing.”
  • “Just praying to a god that I don’t believe in.”
  • “’cause when a heart breaks, it don’t breakeven.”
  • “I’m wide awake, she’s no trouble sleeping.” 
  • “I’m falling to pieces.”
  • “They say bad things happen for a reason but no wise words gon’ stop the bleeding.”
  • “She’s moved on while i’m still grieving.” 
  • “What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you?”
  • “What am I supposed to say when i’m all choked up and you’re okay?”
  • “Oh, you got his heart and my heart and none of the pain.”
  • “You took your suitcase, I took the blame.” 
  • “I’m tryna make sense of what little remains.”
  • “You left me with no love and no love to my name.”
  • “Breaking up comes at a cost.” 
  • “Either way i’m gonna lose. Can’t take the ache from the heartbreak.”
  • “Where’s the ‘good’ in goodbye?”
  • “Where’s the ‘nice’ in nice try?”
  • “Where’s the ‘us’ in trust gone?”
  • “Now i’m the ‘lone’ in lonely, ‘cause I don’t own you only.”
  • “There’s an art in breaking hearts.”
  • “And when I see you in the street, I pray to god you don’t see the silent ‘hell’ in ‘I wish you well.’” 
  • “You’re doing all these things out of desperation.” 
  • “Fake a smile, yeah, lie and say that ‘i’m better now than ever,’ and your life’s okay.”
  • “You’re going through six degree’s of separation.”
  • “First, you think the worst is a broken heart.”
  • “And the third, is when your world splits down the middle.”
  • “And fourth, you’re gonna think that you fixed yourself.”
  • “Fifth, you see them out with someone else.”
  • “And the sixth, is when you admit that you may have fucked up a little.” 
  • “Tarot cards, gems and stones. Believing all that sit is gonna heal your soul, well it’s not.”
  • “There’s no starting over. Without finding closure.”
  • “You’d take them back, no hesitation.”
  • “There ain’t no help, it’s every man for himself.”
  • “She’s all laid up in bed with a broken heart.”
  • “I’m drinking jack all alone in my local bar.”
  • “Trying to make it work but man these times are hard.”
  • “She needs me now but I can’t seem to find the time.”
  • “And we don’t know how, how we got into this mess. Is it god’s test?”
  • “We’re gonna start by drinking old cheap bottles of wine, shit/sit talking up all night. Saying things we haven’t for a while.”
  • “We’re smiling but we’re close to tears.” 
  • “We just now got the feeling that we’re meeting for the first time.”
  • “Don’t give up on me baby.”
  • “Am I better off dead?” 
  • “Am I better off a quitter?”
  • “As they take me to my local down the street, i’m smiling but i’m dying trying not to drag my feet.”
  • “They say a few drinks will help me to forget her.”
  • “They all think i’m crazy but to me it’s perfect sense.”
  • “And my mates are all there trying to calm me down ‘cause i’m shouting your name all over town.”
  • “And I know that i’m drunk but i’ll say the words and she’ll listen time even though they’re slurred.”
  • “I’m still in love”
  • “but all I heard was nothing.” 
  • “I know if we’re face to face, then she’ll come to her senses.”
  • “Every drunk step I take leads me to her door.”
  • “If she sees how much i’m hurting, she’ll take me back for sure.”
  • “I got nothing.”
  • “They say i’m better off now than I ever was with her.”
Daily Prompt #58

You start a small cafe downtown in hopes of making your dream a reality. What you didn’t include in this plan of yours was having a portal to Heaven in your basement.

Now your serving not just your neighbors…but the angels of God who thinks they are too good for donuts.

School-Related Sentence Starters (Part 2)

Part one here: ( x ). Thank you to the anons who sent in suggestions!


  • “Don’t come to school tomorrow.”
  • “Can you come over later to finish this project?”
  • “I’m gonna draw a dick on the board.”
  • “Wow, someone is late again. How surprising.”
  • “Do you ever do your homework?”
  • “Was Alexander the Great gay?”
  • “Don’t spoil World War Two for me!!”
  • “I’d rather sit next to someone who isn’t you.”
  • “Class is almost over…”
  • “Is food the only thing you have in your bag?”
  • “Hey, quit reading and talk to me.”
  • “It looks like a tornado went through your locker.”
  • “Being the new kid is so awkward…”
  • “Are you really going to fight after school?”
  • “I have the biggest crush…”
  • “I can’t find ANY of my pencils.”
  • “If you let me borrow your calculator next period, I’ll give you my firstborn child.”
  • “School spirit is for idiots.”
  • “I slept for three hours last night and I wanna die.”
  • “The Collegeboard is ruining my life.”
  • “You think that’s bad? I had to get up at 4 am for practice.”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in the same class as my sibling.”
  • “Those protection goggles look good on you.”
  • “Sometimes I feel like the janitor is staring at me.”
  • “Sticky notes are the greatest invention of mankind.”
  • “Are those light up Skechers?”
  • “I’m taking all APs, please kill me.”

The Nurse’s Office

  • “I just need a band-aid..”
  • “Okay, so I’m a little more allergic to peanuts than I thought.” 
  • “You have a fever.” 
  • “Ha ha. Look at all the drugs in here.”
  • “It’s broken?”
  • “I really don’t want to get my height checked…”
  • “It’s your fault I got hurt.”
  • “You didn’t have to carry me…”
  • “Why does my weight have to be checked?” 
  • “I’m fine.”
  • “Wow, your face did a really good job catching that ball.”
  • “You don’t look so good.”
  • “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”
  • “Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”
  • “Would it be appropriate to use medical marijuana?”


  • “You brought me lunch?”
  • “Hey, sit with me.”
  • “In your face! I have Lunchables.”
  • “I dare you to eat this.”
  • “I’m sorry that your parents gave you Lunchables and don’t love you.”
  • “Are you going out?”
  • “I heard a cat screeching by the kitchen, so I’ll just skip lunch today.” 
  • “Forget this cafeteria food. Let’s get Starbucks.”
  • “Is that rabbit food?”
  • “I can’t believe they don’t have a vegan option.”
  • “Do you have any idea what’s in that?”
  • “It’s called ‘mystery meat’, and I don’t feel like calling Scooby Doo.”
  • “Sorry, I only eat ass.”
  • “I heard someone is selling ‘special brownies’ out of their locker.”


  • “You ready for the big game?”
  • “You just don’t UNDERSTAND student athletes!”
  • “Gotta get gains.”
  • “If I get lower than a C, then coach won’t let me play.” 
  • “Hey! Pass the ball.”
  • “Do you know how to catch?”
  • “I hope I’m not on the bench this time.”
  • “You’d make a great captain.”
  • “If I have to run laps one more time, I will actually die.”
  • “See my sweatband? I’m dedicated.”
  • “The team is counting on me.”
  • “Don’t be a sore loser.”
  • “Who cares anyway? It’s just a game.”
  • “The coach is such an asshole.”
  • “It’s my fault we lost…”
  • “Try-outs were brutal. I think I need to be in bed for a week.”
  • “Dating a cheerleader is like, my dream.”
  • “That cheerleader is SO hot.” 
  • “Cheerleaders were created for the male gaze.”
  • “Cheerleading is a sport! You think backflips are easy?”
  • “I will shove these pom poms up your ass.”

The Bathroom

  • “It stinks in here.”
  • “Did you hear that the toilet is haunted?”
  • “Come with me! I need to fix my hair.”
  • “I just took a shit and there’s no soap. Let me wipe my hands on you.”
  • “This graffiti has spelling mistakes.”
  • “Why are you crying?”
  • “I’m just in here to smoke.”
  • “Oh my god, are you throwing up?”
  • “Someone peed on the floor.”
  • “There’s toilet paper on your shoe.”
  • “What if someone walks in?”
  • “Yeah, climbing through the bathroom window is a great idea.”
  • “Are you cheating right now?”

The Principal’s Office

  • “I don’t see the ‘pal’ in ‘principal’.”
  • “It wasn’t me!! It was her/him/them!!”
  • “A-am I in trouble?”
  • “Whatever it was, I didn’t do it.”
  • “He/she/they hit me first!”
  • “They’re going to call my parents.”
  • “Look, it was just a prank. It got out of hand.”
  • “You HAVE to help me out of this.”
  • “I’m just here to make copies.”
  • “Ha! I can’t get suspended.”
  • “I hope you get what you deserve.”
  • “Now the POLICE are involved?!”
  • “It was just a few balloons filled with paint…”
  • “You don’t have any proof.”
  • “No, I won’t do it again…maybe…”
Hey So

What happened recently in the rpc is really fucking tragic you guys. There’s no real words for the violation and offense people of color in this community are feeling thanks to that blog. Let’s be completely honest here, the rpc on tumblr is very white washed and white run. Racism is very present in the community and people of color rarely have the means to find and interact with each other easily. The chance to have a poc place where we could support and be positive towards each other is invaluable and very much needed! It’s disgusting that this want was exploited by a white person to prove a backwards (and racist) point of view. 

This white foolishness doesn’t mean we shouldn’t still have a place, a real and genuine place for positivity ran by the poc community for the poc community. So I created this blog in hopes of creating such a place! I’d love to get this started, and I’d love for others to join me. 

This blog is officially active! If you feel suspicious message me, check the about page. I promise I’m 100% authentic 

⛱ Day on the Beach Starters ⛱

• “Can you carry me? The sand is hurting my feet…”

• “Let’s go get snow cones!”

• “I recommend not drinking the sea water.” *sputter*

• “There is sand literally EVERYWHERE.”

• “I love you but you suck at beach volleyball.”

• “Am I beach goals yet?”

• “I can feel the sunburn already.”

• “Don’t forget to lotion my butt too! Jeez, I’m kidding.”

• “Are you a beach babe, cause you’re the only tan I see. Okay, bad, I know.”

• “I used to love making sand castles.”

• “Look at these shells!”

• “Race you to the water!”

• “Ugh. Do we have to be here? I hate the beach.”

• “There’s too much sand. And water. And sun.”

• “I’d rather be anywhere but here.”

• “Can we find some shade? I’m not made for the beach.”