Milky Way and Aurora Borealis filmed professionally over Scotland

The signs’ mood rn

Aries: lets get memeed the efyck upp un herre shlal we

Taurus: whoa there buddy chum pal buddy friend pal amigo homeslice dawg breadslice buddy friend chummy chum chum pal take one more diddly darn step and ill have diddly darn snap your neck

Gemini: bippity boppity back the fuck up

Cancer: why have coffee when youve already been dead inside for three years

Leo: what do you mean i cant have 1843932 cats

Virgo: would i qualify as a ninja turtle

Libra: until donald trump dies i will never know what true happiness is

Scorpio: who the fuck? i the fuck

Sagittarius: who needs love when you can have 17 inflatable dogs

Capricorn: the dead sea is the saltiest place on earth after your bitch ass

Aquarius: do plants feel anything

Pisces: what was the person who first milked a cow trying to do to it