Stand Up!

You either die a hero…

or you live long enough to see yourself become Nathalie.

Moral alignments as  John Mulaney quotes

Lawful good:  Street smarts!

Neutral good: we bought a stroller for our dog.

Chaotic good: sCATTER!

Lawful neutral: Ooh, ducklings!

True neutral: I was over on the bench.

Chaotic neutral: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Lawful evil: 21 plays of What’s new pussycat.

Neutral evil: One black coffee.

Chaotic evil: It’s the one thing you can’t replace.