Stage-7

Reputation Theory by alltooalex

As November 10th is getting closer and more information is being shared each day about the songs on Reputation, I can’t stop thinking about the theory that the fifteen Taylor’s present at the end of the Look What You Made Me Do video are representations of the fifteen tracks on the album. Because of this, I have decided to compile all my own theories on Reputation into one big post to share with everyone here on Tumblr…


Track 1: The Birdcage Taylor / Ready For It
This Taylor is clad in orange and depicted inside a giant gold cage, referencing a prisoner. We already know that this track is ‘Ready For It’. The three lyrics of ‘me I was a robber first time that he saw me’, ‘but if I’m a thief then he can join the heist’, and ‘he can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor’ all perfectly fit this image. This song is asking ‘are you ready for it?’ as in ‘are you ready for the intense media scrutiny that comes along with being in a relationship with me?’.

Track 2: Snake Taylor
Hiss hiss bitch, this Taylor has taken reclaiming her image to a whole new level by presenting herself as the queen of snakes. You think Taylor Swift is a snake? Watch Taylor Swift be the biggest snake you’ve ever seen! This look is pretty self-explanatory in my eyes. I think this will be the ultimate diss song to everyone who has ever wronged her. All the haters better watch their back, because we all know that all Taylor thinks about is karma.

Track 3: Shake It Off Taylor
This Taylor is the ballerina of the Shake It Off music video. Both the Shake It Off song and music video send the message that in spite of hate you should never stop being yourself. This Taylor says “yeah, you can’t possibly be that surprised all the time” recognising that Taylor is aware of the things people say about her, just like she was when she wrote Shake It Off. It’s hard to say what this track will be about because I think this album focuses on confronting hate rather than ignoring it, but it could be a song about Taylor being happy with her life right now. Shake It Off in its essence is about embracing life and enjoying yourself, and Taylor really has been glowing in the rare glimpses we’ve seen of her this era.

Track 4: Zombie Taylor
The Old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now… Why? Oh, cause she’s dead. I know this Taylor has a lot of links to the Kimye drama, but I think the most important part of Zombie Taylor is that she is the death of Out of the Woods Taylor. Out of the Woods Taylor represented a Taylor who had found herself outside of a relationship and was happy within her own right. I think the Kimye situation, as well as her breakup with Calvin and short-lived relationship with Tom, may have left Taylor feeling as if she had lost who she was. Similar to how she describes feeling All Too Well, I think this will be a song about finding herself again (or bringing herself back from the dead).

Track 5: Junior Jewels Taylor
This Taylor is a replica of Junior Jewels Taylor from her 2008 You Belong with Me video, except this shirt sports all the names of her current day friends! On Taylor’s past albums Track 5 has been the sad song™, however, I think Reputation might break this tradition and this will be a song about Taylor and her friends (think ‘22’ 2.0). Could the candids of Taylor’s upcoming music video (x), in which she is hanging out in London with some friends, be more evidence to support this?

Track 6: Dance Sequence Taylor / Look What You Made Me Do
This Taylor reflects the dark image she projected leading up to the announcement of Reputation. We already know that this track is ‘Look What You Made Me Do’. Through this track, Taylor is recognising the hate she received in 2016 and taking back her narrative through Reputation (‘maybe I got mine, but you’ll all get yours’). This song has loose ties to her Kimye fued, with this Taylor saying ‘what’s with that bitch?’ in reference to The Old Taylor and the lyric ‘I don’t like your titled stage’.

Track 7: Met Gala Taylor
This Taylor was super dramatic and over the top, gasping and holding a hand to her head. For some reason this Taylor gives me strong Wildest Dreams vibes, so I think this will be a love song about Joe. The fact that this Taylor was buried by Zombie Taylor could also hint at this being a love song, since the most popular criticism of Taylor in the past has been that she only writes songs about romance and relationships.

Track 8: 2009 VMAs Taylor
This Taylor is the iconic 2009 VMAs Taylor, referencing the night that started her eight-year long Kanye feud. Ironically, this Taylor says the quote that ended this same feud, ‘I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative’. I think this will be the Kanye song we all expect from Reputation, expect it will not be a repeat of Innocent because Taylor is not going to forgive and forget this time. Rumours out of the secret sessions say that there is a definite Kanye mention on Reputation – this is it.

Track 9: Receipts Taylor
This Taylor is full of sass and is ‘getting receipts, I’m gonna edit this later’. I think the most important part of this Taylor is the line ‘I’m gonna edit this later’. Leading up to her break, Taylor’s life was constantly documented, be it through paparazzi shots, excerpts from interviews, or even fan videos at her concerts. A lot of the things she did and often twisted into something they weren’t (such as Kim Kardashian editing her phone call with Kanye on snapchat, hence the ‘I’m gonna edit this later’). I think this will be a song about how Taylor is tired of being portrayed as something she is not.

Track 10: Fearless Taylor
This Taylor is a homage to the Fearless era, equip with her bedazzled guitar and all. I think this will be the sad song™ of Reputation. We have been told by those who attended the secret sessions that there is one track in particular that ‘made everyone sob’ (Fearless Taylor cries in the LWYMMD music video) and ‘has better lyrics than All Too Well’ (Taylor writes her best lyrics when it is just her and her guitar) – this is it. I also think this track could be about her breakup with Adam (Calvin), since that fits the sad song™ idea and Taylor wrote the country song Better Man about him (Fearless Taylor was country).

Track 11: We are Never Getting Back Together Red Tour Taylor
This Taylor is the only old Taylor from the Red era and she chose her We are Never Getting Back Together tour look for a reason. I think this will be a song about the moment she realised her and Adam are never ever getting back together, perhaps after he attacked her regarding ‘Nils Sjolberg’ on Twitter. This Taylor says ‘oh stop acting like you’re all nice, you are so fake’ in the LWYMMD video – could this be a hint that he portrayed the Nils Sjolberg incident as it was all her idea and she was to blame, when in fact that wasn’t the case?

Track 12: Reputation Taylor
I don’t give a damn about my reputation – or do I? This Taylor is the Reputation Taylor the mountain of old Taylor’s a striving to reach. This image demonstrates how she has worked so hard to be successful and build a career she is proud of, yet her achievements are constantly overshadowed by the negative image that is portrayed of her by the media. I have no doubt that the hate Taylor receives gets to her as she is only human, so I think this will be a song about what brought Taylor to write the Reputation album.

Track 13: Stream Co. Taylor
This Taylor references the drama that followed her after releasing the apple music letter and how everyone presented her as greedy despite the fact that she was just standing up for others. I don’t think this song will be about that, though. This Taylor is ‘blind for love’ so I think this will be a song about how Joe stole her heart / how they fell in love. I think Taylor would have been scared to fall in love after how her relationship with Tom was played out in the media, but her connection with Joe was strong enough to overcome that. There is a wedding ring open in this scene of the LWYMMD video, possibly hinting that Joe is the one for her? After all, this is track 13.  

Track 14: Biker Taylor
This Taylor is one bad ass bitch. Not only is she dressed head to toe in leather and rhinestones, she literally lifts up two motorcycles with her bare hands. Along with this, biker Taylor is quoted as saying ‘there she goes, playing the victim, again’, recognising one of the biggest insult Taylor receives. Because of all of this, I think this will be a song about how strong Taylor is now and how she is anything but the victim.  

Track 15: The Real Taylor
Finally, this Taylor is the real Taylor who cuts off the wings of her Reputation plane in order for it to stay grounded. I think this song will be the real heartbreaker of Reputation, and is quite possibly the song that made everyone cry from the secret sessions (if I am wrong about Track 10). I think this will be about how no matter what Taylor does and no matter how hard she tries, she will never be perfect. Similar to the idea of Clean, once she has this realisation she feels free and much happier. It is evident in this era more than ever that Taylor loves her fans and feels as if she can trust us. This is because not including her family and friends, we alone know who she really is.

Stages of McElroy Hell
  • Stage 1: Finding a McElroy product you find funny. Watching that particular product
  • Stage 2: Finding out there's multiple McElroy products and many more McElroys than you first thought
  • Stage 3: Watching upwards of 3 McElroy products
  • Stage 4: Listening to MBMBAM weekly
  • Stage 5: Working through MBMBAM's backlog
  • Stage 6: Can finally differentiate between Travis and Justin's voices
  • Stage 7: Adopting their syntax
  • Stage 8: IDK I think at this point you become an amiibo vorer
the signs as stages of falling in love
  • Aries: stage 9, confession - admitting to the person that you fallen completely head-over-heels for them.
  • Taurus: stage 1, initial attraction - recognizing that, for whatever reason, you would potentially like to be with this person.
  • Gemini: stage 3, friendship - establishing friendly relations with the person in hopes of getting to know them better.
  • Cancer: stage 10, comfort - feeling completely at ease with the person; being able to tell them anything/do anything with them.
  • Leo: stage 4, envy - wishing that it was you that was spending the most time with this person.
  • Virgo: stage 11, planning - looking ahead to the future with this person.
  • Libra: stage 12, bliss - complete, utter, and total happiness shared by the both of us.
  • Scorpio: stage 7, lust - becoming even more physically attracted to the person in hopes of getting them in bed.
  • Sagittarius: stage 6, bravery - owning up to the fact that you are falling deeper and deeper for the person at hand.
  • Capricorn: stage 2, investigation - finding out more about the person to evaluate whether they'd be right for you.
  • Aquarius: stage 8, hope - being convinced that there is a chance for you and waiting for the right time to take a shot.
  • Pisces: stage 5, embarrassment - being flustered around the person, trying to avoid them because you know they make you nervous.
Stages of Watching an Ego Video

Stage 1- Excitement: OH MY GOD IT’S INCREDIBLE LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED 

Stage 2- Grief: WAIT IT’S OVER??? NONONO THAT CAN’T BE THE END 

Stage 3- Confusion: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL JUST HAPPENED??!!!???!! 

Stage 4- Searching: TUMBLR. TUMBLR HELP ME. HELP ME FIGURE THIS BULLSHIT OUT 

Stage 5- Anger: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE IF I DON’T GET AN EXPLANATION I WILL KILL EVERYTHING YOU LOVE 

Stage 6- Sadness: *intense sobbing* 

Stage 7- Insanity: *Scream-cry-laughing* EVERYTHING IS DEATH MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD I HATE YOU ALL I SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE VOID PLEASE TAKE ME THIS VIDEO WAS FANTASTIC AND I HATE IT 

Stage 8 BONUS (if you get that far)- Acceptance: I am void of emotion nothing has meaning anymore

7 Stages of Autism Diagnosis
  • Curiosity: Am I autistic? I couldn't be autistic... Could I?
  • Exploration: Wait, that's a thing? NO WAY! I thought that was just me!
  • Denial: But I don't do that trait, so I can't be autistic, WTF is wrong with me?
  • Exploration (Again...): Wait, that's a thing? NO WAY! I thought was just me!
  • Anger: Fuck Autism Speaks.
  • Clinical Diagnosis: Why did I pay $2,000 USD for a piece of paper that doesn't tell me anything I didn't already know? WTF is wrong with me?
  • Acceptance: Fuck Autism Speaks.