“Listen, I AM THE TIDE, HOW CAN YOU HAVE A POOL PARTY AND NOT INVITE THE GODDAMN TIDE, THE WATER LADY?? I SWEAR TO THE MOON that the next time there is a pool party and people don’t call me, I’m crashing it. Hard.”
ps. This is REALLY heavy with Malia/Stalia/Shelley crit. I know some of you are her stans and you’re long suffering and still listen to the podcast which I appreciate, but this ep… y’all might wanna sit this one out, I’m just saying.