ok i have a legitimate question

why the FUCK were sporks created

not enough spoon to hold soup but not enough fork to hold regular food

what is their purpose in this world

Jim “…….”

Spock “It was about to bite you captain”

Jim “….aguh”

Spock “ Are you alright? did it bite you?”

Jim “…..Nothing can bite through these boots Spock!!!! And why were you even worried? it’s fluffy

Spock “Bears are ‘fluffy’ Captain, Tribbles are flufffy. Wolverines are-

Jim “Put me down” =_=