Hey guys! So today, I will be doing a theory dedicated to our favourite aquatic character from our childhood, SpongeBob Square Pants! Before I start, I have a quick notice to begin with. Due to my hectic workload and exams, I won’t be posting regularly for the next two-to-three weeks. You should probably expect two or three theories per week at minimum. I’m really sorry about this and also, this is my third attempt to upload this because the Tumblr Gods are not on my side today. ): But anyways, thanks for all the love and support I received! So, lets get back to the theory!
Note: My third and final attempt to upload this theory and rewriting this from scratch. Wish me good luck!
Note #2: My fourth time now. Luckily half of it got saved… I am losing the will to live.
SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. The series chronicles the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. The series’ popularity has made it a media franchise, as well as the highest rated series to ever air on Nickelodeon, and the most distributed property of MTV Networks. As of 2015, the media franchise has generated $12 billion in merchandising revenue for Nickelodeon. It has gotten so popular that in 2011, a newly described species of fungi, Spongiforma squarepantsii, was named after the cartoon’s title character.
A Krabby Patty is a popular burger served at the Krusty Krab. It is the best-known food at the Krusty Krab, and the most famous burger in Bikini Bottom. It’s so popular that the shows protagonist, Plankton, tries to steal it in order for vengeance on Mr. Krab (his former friend) and to improve the restaurants success. Despite his noteable efforts, he is constantly thwarted by SpongeBob and his friends!
After many minutes of research, I have created the “Ultimate Krabby Patty Secrect Formula!”
Seeded seaweed buns - contains a specific number of sesame seeds, usually there are 11 sesame seeds.
Imitation crab meat patty.
2 teaspoons chopped celery
2 teaspoons chopped onion
4-6 teaspoons of vegetable oil
1 teaspoons of thyme
1 teaspoons of raspberry
1 Lb frozen imitation crab meat *defrosted and smashed in a food processor*
A tiny portion of “chum!
Jellyfish Jelly - in Jelly Patty only.
4 cups of seasoned bread crumbs
1 tablespoons of mustard Dijon.
1 tablespoons of mayonnaise plus more for dipping sauce.
Sea salt and pepper *to taste*
And, that’s the ever so “secret” formula. One ingredient that’s to be rumoured in the recipe is “King Neptune’s Poisedon Powder.“ But, what if I tell you that that’s not the secret ingredient of a Krabby Patty? What if there is no secrect ingredient and that the whole idea of this was devised by Mr. Krabs to distract Plankton.
Think about it. Mr. Krabs is a money-loving man who won an award for being the “Cheapest Crab of the Year” award. Why would he want to spend extra money on an item so rare that it has never been mentioned (not once) in the show? Plus, it has the name “King Neptune’s” so it is probably going to be expensive. If King Neptune would want to maximise his royalities he would get (in which he would), he would set the ingredient a higher price and we know that Mr. Krabs “loves” buying things. In fact, he sleeps with money under his mattress. No joke!
Until next time!
(I hate playing catch up with my life. after this gets posted, I got to do two more theories - the struggles.)
Mojo: Well maybe we wouldn’t suck so bad if SOME people didn’t fight with big meaty claws. HIM: What did you say, PUNK? Mojo:Big Meaty Claws HIM: WELL THESE CLAWS AINT FOR JUST ATTRACTING MATES. Mojo: BRING IT ON OLD MAN. BRING IT ON.