actual discussion that happened in the hannibal production team
  • Producer:Hey Bryan, quick question, about this bit in the script where it says 'Will looks physically terrifying.'
  • Bryan:Yeah?
  • Producer:Well how are we going to accomplish that?
  • Bryan:Oh, shit yeah, I see your problem. Okay, well, what if we put him in a $500 white silk dress-shirt, then gouge a chunk out of his fucking cheek and cover the whole bottom half of his face with blood and gore, including his gums, so that he looks like a lion lifting its bloodied muzzle from the carcass, mid-feed?
  • Producer:Great! And how do we make MADS look physically terrifying??
  • Bryan:Erm.... put him in a sweater??
  • Producer:NICE.