Me: I’m going to do my best to not play a total bitch character this time.
DM: alright sounds good.
*in session, 4 PCs meet. Their parents have known each other for years. Many of them having sexual relations during their travels*
*my Tiefling gets into an argument with the half dragon, while 2 others watch*
Tiefling: Well I know that your mom was kinda crazy. So you looking as scary as you do makes a lot of sense.
Half Dragon: Who the hell do you think you are talking to me about my family like that? You don’t know my parents?
Tiefling: What are you talking about? My mom has fucked your parents!
Everyone (out of character, to me): WHAT THE FUCK!!
DM: You said you wouldn’t be a bitch!
Me: I’m sorry guys…..