“My parents were mad scientists who pumped me full of spider-juice just to see what would happen. I went to Hail Hydra High School and Nick Fury University. Everyone I’ve ever dated has super powers. (Except Hawkeye.) I’ve been extraordinary my entire life. And after all these years of insanity…a little ordinary sounds pretty #$%^ great.”
What? This doesn’t look very normal to you? Am I caught in the web of an apocalyptic multiversional spider-orgy? Or fighting off a cosmic level extinction event? No. I don’t hear Maria Hill chirping need-to-know double talk into my ear and, as far as I can tell, I haven’t been abducted and replaced by any skrull queens. You have your normal… I have mine.