Actor Benedict Cumberbatch is a first-time father after welcoming a son with his wife, Sophie Hunter, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.
“Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter are delighted to announce the arrival of their beautiful son,” the rep said in a statement. “We would kindly ask everyone to respect the family’s privacy during these next few precious weeks” [x]
Boy bands: *talent’s fine; with at least one good looking member; songs are okay; dresses anything the way they want* Society: OHHH LOOK AT THEM SO TALENTED AND GORGEOUS AND THEY’RE PERFECT. AHHHH. GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT. — Girl groups: *sweet and pretty girls; extremely talented, down-to-earth, and family oriented; multi-platinum recording artists; works their asses off;
spends most of their time on tour buses;
performs live in front of thousands of people with period cramps, difficult dance routines, and 5-inch heels* Society: UGH LOOK AT THESE SLUTS SINGING AND DANCING ON STAGE. THEY AREN’T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH, WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS? JUST STOP.