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A song for @CosmoWright and the Speed-running community.

Lyrics:
The hype is too tense, my hands are covered in sweat
My strats aren’t working, but I won’t reset

Cause baby, let’s get sub 50 tonight

I’m behind on my splits and there’s nothing to do
When my fingers are aching, I’ll wrongwarp to you

Cause Baby, let’s get sub 50 tonight

I have no interest in medallions
I have no interest in hearts
There’ll come a day when I’m the best at this game
and I’ll be done before it starts

I think I’ll order a Pizza
after this run is through
The night when Scott’ll donate another 200 dollars
I’ll split a Deep dish with you

When time’s running out and chances are slim
The way to your heart is through a superswim

Cause Baby, let’s get sub 50 tonight

This is the time of the moment
This is the World Record URN
But maybe I’ll try something different
There is still many things to learn

I’m using buttclenching tactics
I think I’m picking up some speed
I think it’s time to unify this community
Let’s Legalize gay weed

The hype is too tense, my hands are covered in sweat
My strats aren’t working, but I won’t reset

Cause baby, let’s get sub 50 tonight