Speak!

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: when and where did edward nygma, serial killer, genius, future riddler, learn to make origami penguins without looking? how long did it take him to learn how to do it so well? why did he learn to make origami penguins in the first place? did he do it just to impress oswald? was he looking for ways to woo his crush and just think "i know, i'll make him a paper penguin. he'll be super impressed"? what happened to the origami penguin? did oswald keep it? does he still have it?

what if one day dex is just minding his own business baking some cookies, and he tends to get really intense and focused when he’s baking (kind of in the zone lol) and doesn’t want to be disrupted at all. ofc nursey is fully aware of this and the moment he sees dex baking he goes “hey dex.” dex ignores him. “hey dex.” still no response. “hey dEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.” dex, because he has the willpower of a thousand angry men squeezed into the body of a singular angry man, does not break. “DEX DEX DEX DEXITY DEX DEXTER DEX.” this goes on for some time, nursey getting more obnoxious by the second, and finally dex just spins around and yells “WHAT?”

nursey points at the cookies he’s making and says “ginger snaps.” then he points at dex and says “ginger snaps.”

dex starts laughing so hard he forgets all about being mad.

oh my god the image of tony going through youtube videos and seeing what young people with big ideas are doing these days using scraps and homemade costumes and he’s just like “oh my god i want to FUND THEM” like please i’m dying that’s how he found peter so imagine him going through all those homework videos posted by high schoolers or those makeshift music videos with 152 hits or kids’ art videos or charity campaign videos and then he contacts those people and funds their little initiatives and projects and every now and then spends an afternoon with that teen who posted a sad vlog about their mental illness or death/disease in the family or something and aaahhhh pardon my cheesy ass but gosh!! this is so good for my soul

Idk. An/ti-sheith can say we’re deluded all they want. Doesn’t change the fact that we have had some form of ship support from Chris Palmer, Lauren Montgomery, Eugene Lee, and three or four voice actors, most of whom know more than we do about characteristics of each character, about future plot developments, and so on (to an extent—I realize voice actors don’t know as much, but they at least know developments about S2).

And as far as I’m concerned, that’s reason enough to believe that there’s nothing wrong with it, and that it has just as much chance as any other ship at the moment.

And nothing will change the fact that everyone has been told, time and time again, to chill the everloving fuck out and leave each other alone/be kind to each other.