The Arcana Characters As Monster Factory Quotes

Muriel- “It looks like you put all his muscles in a space saver bag and vacuumed all the air out”

Julian- “There’s actually no ass there. Negative ass.”

Nadia - “Thats Sun Tzu’s first rule of war, baby. Do them dirty in front of they dad.”

Lucio- “That fresh haunted air on my naked breasts.”

Asra- “I’m gonna throw this shit in my witches cauldron and mix up something NASTY”

Portia- “She solved the mystery of human generosity.”


Introducing: the Bowl Booster hide!
This useful tool will lift up your waterbowl and provide a snug hiding space underneath. It’s a great space saver, allowing for more room to furnish and provide other enrichment items for your reptile!
They feature: a recessed slot to place the waterbowl so it doesnt move, a smooth interior for easy clean up, and a non-slip bottom edge for perfect placement in your habitat! The small ones are 4-5 inches tall, with an 8-9 inch diameter. The large ones are 6-7 inches tall with an 11-12 inch diamater (they are handmade so they vary slightly).

I’m currently trying to develop them so they are lasting, marketable, and economic for myself as well as the purchaser.
It takes 7 hours to make just one. The plastic bowls run at $1 for the hideous small ones and approximately 5-10 dollars for the large bowls. Im having trouble finding nicer small bowls that are uniform and subtle in color. im also having trouble finding affordable larger bowls that look nice. So if anyone has suggestions that would be great.

As of right now I can’t see myself selling them lower than $20 for a small and $30 for a large- that will include the plastic bowls to ensure they fit the hide. It depends on if i can get my hands on cheaper bowls.

What do you think?