Hmm...if you haven't done this already, how about some headcanons of the TFP Decepticons trying their hand at doing their s/o's makeup???
- Megatron would give you warpaint. No doubt about it. It’s well done, granted, and makes you look badass, but it’s… a little much. Definitely not the guy you want to go to when you want some makeup done for picture day at school.
- Soundwave would actually be great at it, having spent a lot more time on the Internet than any of the other ‘cons, so he has a pretty good idea of what humans consider to be “fashionable” in this age. Using both his servos and his tendrils makes for extremely efficient work, and you look bomb.
- Starscream wouldn’t be awful at it, but those claws force you to require an insane amount of trust to put into him. He’s alright, but he’d also be inexperienced enough to try and accidentally put lipstick on your eyelids, or something equally as absurd.
- Knockout, naturally, would be incredible at it. the Jeffree Star of Cybertron. He makes you look so hot, you turn yourself on.
- Breakdown isn’t great at it because he’s so inexperienced, but he’s also got a steady hand and good design choices. It might take a while, but you do end up looking pretty great after he’s done. You gladly show it off to your friends.
- Shockwave is just… a mess. Having only one hand makes it difficult to apply the makeup, so he has to stop before he hurts you. However, he does end up making flawless makeup formulas in his lab, matching exactly to your skin tone.