Rude [Jax Teller]

Anonymous Request: OMG so fucking cheesey but a little fluff imagine based on the song ‘Rude’ by Magik (I think that’s how it’s spelt 😂) Happy, Juice, Tig or Jax

Rating: SFW

Warnings: Um, AU and OOC.

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Everything was going perfectly fine in their lives, [Y/N] landed a steady job and together she and Jax got an apartment. The two of them had even started talking about taking the next step in their relationship, until she showed back up. As soon as Tara hit the pavement in Charming she became a beacon and Jax went a running like a moth to a flame.

Just as fast as they put things together it fell apart twice as fast and she was at the epicenter. Their near perfect relationship falls apart at the hinges and the two go their separate ways. Jax goes about his duties as VP of the Sons and [Y/N], well she falls off the truck but picks herself back up and continues on.

Weeks slip into months and months slowly roll over into years and unfortunately things seemed to stay the same. That is, until she checks her mailbox on one faithful day and what she finds in the box nearly sends her into fit. There in her hands was a fucking wedding invitation for Jax and Tara, scoffing [Y/N] rips it up and let’s it fall to the ground.

“Not even worth my time.” She huffs while slamming the door of the mailbox closed. That night as she settles down in the living room, wine glass in one hand and photo albums spread over lap. Tears begin to well up in her eyes and eventually slip down her cheeks, furiously she wiped them away before downing the rest of her drink.

“Pull yourself together, you’re not some weak ass bitch.” [Y/N] screeches before sending the photo albums crashing to the floor, “his loss.”

[Y/N] forces herself back into her normal routine, but the wedding date continues to loom in her thoughts. Plus, no matter how many times she tries to get her mind off of Jax Teller his stupid pretty face her heartbeat becomes rampant. Several days later as she’s closing up shop she hears the bell above the door jingle signaling that a customer has walked in.

“Sorry guys we’re done for the day,” [Y/N] shouts as she emerges from the back room only to come face to face with that blue eyed devil. Her eyes narrow, anger floods through her body as her hands land on her hips as she waits for him to say something.

Jax doesn’t say anything right away, casually he drags his fingers along a few items, “how have you been [Y/N/N]?”

“Great, until you walked in.” She replies while walking behind the counter, “what do you want Jax? To reminisce on good times- the few we had. Or to rub it in my face that you and Tara are getting hitched, something we were gonna do.”

Jax doesn’t reply, instead he looks at the floor and fiddles with his hands. [Y/N] sighs, her anger ebbing away and being replaced by guilt-for snapping at him- and hurt.

“I’m sorry, I know things between us didn’t end well-“ Jax mumbles.

“End well? You pretty much dumped my ass and chased after Tara.” [Y/N] spits back at him, that guilt disappearing completely as the anger comes roaring back, “what happened to our happy ending? Or the family we were gonna have? Oh, that’s right it ended up being a fleeting thought.”

“T-that’s not true.” Jax states, his voice cracking, hurt evident in his eyes, “there’s not damn day that goes by that I don’t think of you, of what we could have had.”

[Y/N] chuckles as tears begin to slip down her cheeks, “then why in the hell did you leave me? Everything was going great, we were happy, we had a home you even told me to start looking at rings.”

Jax opens and closes his mouth before clearing his throat in an attempt to keep himself from also crying. The room falls silent for what seems like an eternity as the two of them work to wrangle their emotions.

“I’m sorry [Y/N], I really am.” Jax states, his eyes locking with hers, “there’s just something about Tara I can’t shake, now I do know that I’ll always love you.”

“Right.” She mumbles.

“I came here today because we haven’t gotten your RSVP, we would absolutely love to have you.” Jax states as his cellphone begins to ring, “will you come?”

[Y/N] hesitates, her eyes never leave he counter, “Yeah.”

“Great, can’t wait to see you there!” He calls out over his shoulder as he exits the store. The anger that she has been beating down comes surging forth and she lashes out by shoving everything on the tiny counter to the floor. Glass containers smash on contacts, shards flying everywhere as their contents scatter about. Papers float aimlessly to the floor as jewelry and other merchandise fly under shelves and cabinets.

[Y/N] sobs out as she sinks to the floor, broken yet once more by the very man she gave everything too. After several hours of crying she finally pulls herself together and cleans up the mess before heading home.

The wedding date finally arrives, but [Y/N] doesn’t go, nope she packs a bag and decides to leave town for a while. Jax was gonna marry that girl anyway, so why hang around.

Daddy Issues - HappyxReader

Originally posted by journeyslegend

(ok, another combination of requests! Jax’s little sister reader and Happy for @simplyceceh and the Demi Lovato song Daddy Issues from an anon- another banger by the way, you guys have got such good  taste in music. it’s kind of all over the place though so i’m sorry)

Warning: kind of nsfw but mostly implied

Kinda short, sorry.


I call you too much
You never pick up
‘Cept when you wanna fuck
And I can’t get enough
You’re the man of my dreams
'Cause you know how to leave
But I really believe that you’d change it for me


You would never tell anyone but you were kind of unofficially Happy Lowman’s girl. Not really but kind of yes? Everything regarding Happy was so difficult to determine. He was the most frustratingly unreadable person you had ever met but you loved the way he was with you.

Your relationship had started off… interestingly. Neither of you had wanted anything serious. All you wanted was validation from someone, anyone, that you were worth something to someone.You blamed it on your daddy issues and you told him as much and he seemed to understand what you needed. He knew who your dad had been, he was the club founder- one of them anyway and he knew that what you were doing had to be kept a secret from everyone, including your brother and mom. He didn’t like it, he expressed this at least, but when you were together he didn’t seem to care.

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Slow and Soft

Request:  Hi can you please do an imagine with the prompts 6, 7 & 27. I was thinking kind of a smut imagine 😏 love your blog by the way ❤️

6: Come here, baby. Let me see you. 7: Turn around slowly. 27: Oh, damn.

A/N: I was listening to Charlie Puth as I wrote this. *guilty face* It’s very sensual. I like to think he would not just be into rough but also body worship. 

You were doing chores around the house when you heard the door open. Then closely followed by the sound of leather being taken off and boots hitting the ground. “Babe!” Jax’s husky voice floated from the front door.

“Kitchen!” You yelled back. You were finishing putting the dishes in the dish washer when Jax came into the kitchen. “Hey, baby. How was your day?” You asked him as you leaned back against the counter with your arms crossed. 

He sighed exhausted. Jax sat down at the table and put his elbow on the table and put the hand on his forehead. “Shitty. All of this shit with Clay and the drugs.” He sighed big. “It’s starting to get to me.” You pursed your lips, feeling the same agitation as your husband. 

You pushed yourself off of the counter and walked over to Jax and walked behind him and started to massage his shoulders. You felt some knots on the nap of his neck and some tension on his shoulder blades. You pressed hard in those areas while softly rubbing in other areas. His shoulders sagged in relief as you continued to massage. 

Groaning as you hit other areas. After awhile you paused making him whine in protest. “Why’d you stop?” He asked as you walked around to the front of him. 

“Come on, lets go to the bedroom and I can get a better reach.” You grabbed one of his hands and pulled him up and led him to the bedroom. “Take off your shirts and I’ll be back with some lotion, baby.” You told him. 

Walking into the bathroom, you grabbed some lotion and then went back to the bedroom. You stopped as Jax finished taking his undershirt off. He not only took his shirts off but his pants, leaving him only in some boxer briefs. You grinned as he threw his shirt in the hamper. He then turned his head and saw you standing there. 

“Come here baby, let me see you.” He said. You sighed as you walked over and stood in front of him. He put his hands on your sides and just ran his hands softly on your sides. You sighed in pleasure as he rubbed his hands up and down you sides and then began to run his hands over your back. 

He then leaned forward and kissed your stomach and then looked up at you. “Turn around slowly.” His husky voice whispered. You turned your back to him as he instructed. He then softly ran his hands to the bottom of your back and then took the bottom of the shirt and softly started to lift it up. Until he finally just took the shirt off. He pressed kisses up and down your back as he did this. 

He threw the shirt to the ground as he pressed more kisses to your back, sometimes pressing open mouthed kisses. Then he reached in front of you and unbuttoned your pants slowly. Then he unzipped them and then pressed them down your legs. You stepped out of them as he started to rub your thighs and calves. 

“Oh, damn.” You heard him whisper into your back. He was still sitting as he started to rub and massage your ass. You sighed and closed your eyes in pleasure at the feeling of the kneading on your ass. You stood in your patterned bra and magenta panties, not really trying to match as you didn’t really care for matching underclothes. 

You leaned your head back as he started to run his hands up your back and then around to the front of your body. He reached your breasts and started to rub them through your bra. He did that until you started to sigh from the tingling sensation he was giving you. He then moved his hands on the bottom of your bra and then ran it to the back of the bra. He then slowly started to unbuckle the hooks of the bra. Then Jax pushed the bra off of your shoulders and let it fall to the ground. 

He then gripped your sides and pushed your body so your front was facing him again. He sighed with pleasure as he gazed on your body. Running his hands along your stomach and then under your breasts and then cupping them in his hands. He ran his nose over your stomach as he caressed your breasts. His warm breath felt like feathers in your skin as you sighed in pleasure at the sensations he was making your body feel. He then started to kiss and softly lick at one of your breast as his hands moved down your body to your underwear and then pushed those down as well. He softly ran his hands over your thighs and legs as he pushed them down before you stepped out of them.

You set your hands on his shoulders and started to lightly run your finger tips over his skin and down the front of his body and traced his tattoos where you could reach. He sighed into your skin at feel of the goosebumps your touch left of his body, while also leaving a trail of fire under his skin. He rubbed your thighs and ass, purposely missing the area you wanted him to touch so bad. 

Finally he grabbed your waist and pulled you onto your lap and attached his lips to yours. Jax’s and yours tongue met slowly and intensely. You moaned as your core met his still clothed hardened cock. Jax groaned as you started to move your hips over him and rub yourself on his hard-on. 

Then he couldn’t take it and turned you two over and laid you down on the bed as he stood from the bed to take his underwear off. You both grinned at each other as he started to crawl up the bed to be above you. He lightly laid his weight on you as you two started to kiss again. He ran one hand down your body until he reached your pussy. He started to rub your entrance to make sure it was wet with natural lubricant and then started to rub your clit. 

Your breathing started to become heavy as his hand was picking up pace. He started to kiss down from your mouth to your cheek and over to the side of your neck. He pressed open mouth kisses and licked at the skin there. Finally he grabbed his member and took it and ran the tip over your entrance and tease all the way from the bottom of the entrance and to the top of your lips and then back down. He repeated this a couple of times before started to pushed into your entrance. 

He pushed the tip in lightly, making you grunt at the intrusion. It had been awhile for both of you. He then pushed out and then back in again, doing this repeatedly while pushing further in with every thrust. Until he was finally sheathed in your core. You moaned at the full feeling you got from the full connection. He sighed at the feeling of your walls wrapped around him. 

He loved the feeling of you around him. Your walls were pleasantly warm and wrapped him perfectly. Your arms came around to wrap around his shoulders from tightly gripping the sheets underneath you. You grabbed at his skin as he pushed out and back in slowly with soft grunts leaving both of your lips. 

Your hips were moving lightly to meet his thrusts as he pulled out and pushed back in at a moderate pace that was satisfying for both of you. Every so often he would thrust hard, making a moan come from your lips. Both of your heavy breathing was grazing over each others necks as you both buried your faces in each others necks. 

Your eyes were closed as you enjoyed the feeling of him pulling out and back in. Soon enough were close to your orgasm. Your walls started to spasm as a tingling sensation made its way down your back and into your stomach and down to your womb. You then felt your walls constrict around him as your moans grew loader at the feeling of total bliss took over. Your thighs and stomach tensed and your toes curled at the feeling of bliss took over your body.

He groaned deeply at your walls wrapping around him in a tight grip. Making his hips stutter as his orgasm also came to a peak. His cum spilled into you as his hips jerked. He gritted his teeth. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” He hoarsely spoke out as you both came. 

As you finished and the effects of both of your orgasm came over both of your bodies. You sighed as he pulled out and pushed over so he was laying beside you. He sighed as he sat there for a second. He felt so relaxed now. Both of you did. He then got up after a moment of rest and went to the bathroom to grab a wash rag. He wet it with warm water and cleaned himself before tossing it into the hamper and then grabbing another one and wet that one as well. He came out of the bathroom and saw that you were basically half asleep and chuckled. He went over and opened your legs and made sure you were all clean before tossing that rag into the hamper too and then joined you in the bed to go to sleep. 

Both of you got under the covers as you settled with him on his back and you laying on his chest. You both fell asleep easily for the first night in awhile. 

Respect for humans

I didn’t know this had to be said but from a post I just seen it needs to be. If you go to conventions please put the actors and actresses comfort into consideration!! They are not dolls you you can manhandle and treat how ever you want. So biting, groping, and saying rude things is not only rude it’s extremely horrible for the simple fact conventions are not only exist for fandoms to have fun there also there for the actors and actresses to have fun as well. It extremely disheartening to know that some actors and actresses are treated like they’re less them human by fans who act like they care about the individual. Your not only ruining the experience for other fans your ruining the experience for everyone there!! Actors and actresses are not dolls they have emotions and opinions just like the rest of us so PLEASE show them the respect and human decency they deserve!!!

Welcome Home [Happy Lowman]

Anonymous Request: The reader is Tig’s daughter that was in a relationship with Happy before she left for the army. So when she comes home after a year with scars and bullet wounds which make Happy angry but sad by seeing the women he loves so broken

Rating: SFW

Warnings: None

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If had been a long nine months for [Y/N], before being deployed she was able spend a little time with Happy but not a lot. She also wasn’t given a lot of time to say goodbye to her father-Tig- who was extremely upset that she was leaving. So when she got back to Charming she ended up spending an entire day with Tig and catching up on things that she missed.

After what seems like forever she’s able to break away from Tig in order to see her Old Man. As soon as she walks through the front door of their apartment she’s engulfed in a massive hug. [Y/N] happily returns the hug as Happy begins littering any skin he can find with kisses. Out in the real world Happy is known as a cold blooded killer, but behind closed doors he lets that facade down.

“God I’ve missed you,” Happy says as he pulls away just enough to look at her face. He takes notice of a few more frown lines than what she had before she left, but ultimately he brushes it off.

“No, I’ve missed you.” [Y/N] replies with a large grin before tugging him towards the bedroom, “so much in fact that you’ve been all I’ve been able to think about for hours.”

“Oh, is that so?” Happy questions as they enter the bedroom where [Y/N] pulls her shirt over her head. Happy watches her closely and his eyes instantly land on some already healed and healing wounds. He steps forward and let’s his hands fall onto her hips before tracing his thumbs over some of the scars.

[Y/N] smiles softly, “They’re not terrible, most of them didn’t hurt.”

“They shouldn’t be here period.”Happy grumbles lowly before pulling her into yet another hug, “never again.”

“I love you Happy Lowman.” She mumbles into his neck.

“I’m still pissed [Y/N], we will finish this conversation after our little romp.” Happy replies before he gently pushes her onto the bed before stripping out of his own shirt.

Ride a cowboy, save a horse

Originally posted by fallen-haunted-to-the-truth

Originally posted by prettymuchdixonalready

Originally posted by the-american-dream-things

Originally posted by wincester-oops

“Eski bir söz vardır “Seni öldürmeyen şey, güçlü kılar.“ 

Bence saçmalık. Bence seni öldürmeye çalışan şeyler, seni mutsuz ve üzgün kılar.

 Asıl güç ise sevdiklerinden gelir. Ailenden, arkadaşlarından, sıkı çalışmanın doyumundan. Seni bütün tutan şeyler bunlar.”

Prompt List of Sarcasm [3]
  1. “I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.”
  2. “If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
  3. “I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?" 
  4. "If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curning the world.”
  5. “The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait." 
  6. "It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer." 
  7. "If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog." 
  8. "I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission." 
  9. "Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons." 
  10. "Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?" 
  11. "Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.”
  12. “You’ll never be the man your mother is/was." 
  13. "Did you know they used to be called ‘Jumpolines’ until your mum jumped on one?" 
  14. "Just because you have one doesn’t mean you need to act like one." 
  15. "I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face." 
  16. "Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there." 
  17. "You wanna know what sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother." 
  18. "Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go." 
  19. "Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news! They found your head." 
  20. "You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking." 
  21. "If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents." 
  22. "I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed." 
  23. "Awe, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.”
  24. “It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it.”
  25. “I’ve been called worse by better." 
  26. "Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning?" 
  27. "You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?”
  28. “Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.”
  29. “Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.”
  30. “If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.”
  31. “I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.”
  32. “You only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.”
  33. “Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.”
  34. “I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.”
  35. “Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?”
  36. “Remeber that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied." 
  37. "Everyone’s entitled to act stupid one in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege." 
  38. "I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out?" 
  39. "Do you ever wonder what life would be life if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?" 
  40. "Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?" 
  41. "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen." 
  42. "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart." 
  43. "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?" 
  44. "There are some remarkably dumd people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that." 
  45. "You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." 
  46. "Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.
  47. "It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.”
  48. “Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.”
  49. “You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room." 
  50. “If I threw a stick, you’d leave right?” 

It was high requested for me to make another Prompt List of Sarcasm

Of course you are welcomed to use it - just tag me in it of course. 

Prompt List of Sarcasm: 1 & 2

Masterlist - Request