The new Port Solar Charger deals with the minor niggles its older brother had and brings a change in styling. It is round and its body is made of quality plastics with the dimensions of 3.3 x 0.7 inches and the weight of 3.0 oz. It also has a suction cap which keeps it firmly connected to the window, which is a lot better option than the silicone ring the Window Solar Charger used.
(re: "training for the apocalypse") Seriously. Since Trump was elected I've taken a self-defence class, a first aid course, read like half a dozen books on homesteading (growing food, building shelter, foraging, etc), started lifting weights, bought a solar charger and an ACTUAL AXE and started hoarding toilet paper and drugs. (I wish I was joking. Even a little bit.)