Solar Beam

im givin a presentation on gay history in gay club tomorrow so i gotta store up all my gay in preparation………………….gotta first turn of solar beam my gayness so i can fucking obliterate ms i’s room tomorrow with me being gay………………………nobody show me any gay shit until one pm tomorrow or i might use up all my gay and i wont have enough power……………………….

I keep fantasizing about how cool it would be if humans were supernatural creatures and their powers and physical features were based on their sun, moon, and rising sign. Hear me out: sun signs determine the basic physical features like nails that are strong like claws or goat horns or gills that can be activated and deactivated. Moon signs determine what powers you have; Aries moon can have pyrokinesis, Gemini moon can multiply, Leo moon can manipulate heat and fire solar beams, etc. And the ascendant can determine your color scheme, physique, and secondary characteristics like hair and eyes. Hehe sorry, excuse my brain fart