I call bullshit…. you seem like a snotty little bitch and that’s most likely why he was angry…. just say “I’m sorry but not interested” instead of putting people down or talking condescending

Manslation: It’s a FACT that nothing has ever been a man’s fault in the history of the world, which is how I know the problem is definitely you, not the man’s attitude or my expectation that women follow a very specific unwritten set of rules in order to avoid being verbally or physically assaulted. Plus, I have a crystal ball here next to my empty soda cans and wadded up spooge tissues that tells me very clearly that everything women say is a lie. My dad said “Son you literally just painted ‘all women are liars’ onto your Nana’s favorite lawn ornament” but he’s only jealous of my powers.

anonymous asked:

Looks like you can break a watermelon between thighs son gotdamn

have you seen my thighs in the last like year or two i can maybe dent a soda can

Life Lessons

If you clean your ears with q tips stop doing that shit bc I haven’t heard a good portion of sound for five years, on behalf of a single q tip incident

Drink water and juice and milk and all of that more than soda because even teens can end up with kidney stones and infections, and it hurts like a motherfucker, please god soda is fine to drink on occasion but don’t make it a staple, its not only old people who get them

Don’t mix medicines or take new medicines without researching the effects, even if it’s something like cold medicine

Don’t fuck up your sleep schedule

anonymous asked:

hey hey! how are you? I was just wondering, do you have any ideas on how i can use my empty soda cans in my craft? thanks!

Um… How about writing things on them that you want to transform and toss them in the recycling bin. Then use that recycling as a transformation.

gothamborne  asked:

✿ make dickiebird jealous babs

french kiss

“you are going to get us caught, jason!” barbara exclaimed quietly as she was following a pair of suspicious individuals, not entirely sure why jason was following her. the red head had stepped on a soda can, causing an echo to reach the strangers, thinking her cover was blown, barbara did the first thing she could think of. pressing her back against the wall, she pulled jason towards her by his collar before pressing her lips against the male’s, slipping her tongue out to open jason’s mouth so it looked like two horny teenagers making out in an alleyway.

listen. sometimes it’s going to be so hard you’re going to come home, cry, and question your entire being. you’re going to let yourself down. it’s going to feel absolutely crushing.

and then time will move it all under the carpet. you’re going to drink some water, get more sleep. you’ll pet a dog and laugh at a dumb joke your friend tell you. these small moments will be your saviour. catch them in the palm of your hands and hold them like the most precious thing you own.

just give it some time, my love. give it a little bit more time.


thank god for the Bill Bloodbath. Two weeks well used.

This was fun, I always wanted a reason to draw many Bill’s

These Bills belong to (in order of placement) ikimaru, undeadwanker, torifalls, iceb0x, chikuto, halfys, sock-opera, dragonfangz, cjs-scribbles, maplespyderart, soda-cans, boomsheika, elentori, life-writer, pacha-yep, billdipandchips, ohthree, 7ns, Doddlefur, Chokico aliceapprovesart, jamestheknight, and me

Also special thanks to finch-wing for coming up with the Bill Bloodbath.