The signs when angry
  • Aries: *morphs into an actual tomato* IM GONNA END YOU
  • Taurus: lol ur so extra tho?? haha bye *continues playing with their lighter and being fascinated with the flames*
  • Gemini: SOMEONE QUICK GIVE ME A PAPER, A PEN AND A FLAME EXTINGUISHER BECAUSE IMMA BOUT TO SPIT SOME MAD FIRE THAT NEEDS TO BE RECORDED AND PUBLISHED AS THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT.
  • Cancer: WHY I OUGHTA!!!!ARGGGGG!!!!damn kids *angrily pulls out a watermelon flavoured lollipop*
  • Leo: hm. well. thats fine. you just keep doin u and i'll just keep sharpening this knife haha catch ya later bruh
  • Virgo: i find that the best stress reliever is actually human flesh!!! the slabs of it i keep in my fridge are getting a little stale...i think im gonna keep u around for a bit :D
  • Libra: *sprinkles glitter up into the air* *watches as it lands in your eyes and slices your corneas* hahahahahaha nice!
  • Scorpio: see im hoping for a little give and take here. i give you a lump of coal up your ass like a jolly little santa clause and you give me a diamond in return :)
  • Sagittarius: if hazel grace was a grenade, then im a fucking atom bomb. but i don't mind blowin' you up bby. so pipe the hell down before ur guts are decorating my walls like christmas ornaments <3
  • Capricorn: aw hunny if i wanted to waste my time being mad at something irrelevant, insignificant and worthless, i'd just yell at ur dick
  • Aquarius: i am too sober for this
  • Pisces: AFTER I FINISH MY MOTT'S FRUITSATIONS IM GONNA PUMMEL UR ASS STRAIGHT INTO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL WHERE SATAN IS WAITING WITH MORE FRUIT CUPS