• Kell: You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her.
  • Kell: On the other hand, I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy.
My fatal fall is hubris.“

I blinked. “That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?”

She rolled her eyes. “No, Seaweed Brain. That’s hummus. Hubris is worse.”

“What could be worse than hummus?

— 

Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

erm excuse you percy but i love hummus tyvm

  • Holland: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.
  • Lila:
  • Rhy:
  • Ojka:
  • Alucard:
  • Kell:
  • Holland: "No you're not Holland, we still love you Holland."
Percabeth Headcanon: Waking Up
  • Before he lost the curse of Achilles, Annabeth found the best way to wake Percy up was by running her fingertips gently over the small of his back along his weak spot. Percy would be up in a matter of seconds, but his worry would fade away when he recognized the hand touching the spot.
  • Sally always woke Percy up by saying his name and smoothing his messy bed head until he muttered something coherent. She still did these even when Percy had kids himself.
  • Annabeth only asked Thalia to wake Percy up once. Only. Once. It included blasting punk music into the bedroom as Thalia calmly moved in the room, grabbing Percy’s blankets, and dragging them down the hallway with her to leave Percy at the mercy of the cold morning. The amount of arguing about wake up methods after Percy was awake led Annabeth to never ask anyone to wake Percy up for her again.
  • After Piper charm spoke Percy awake, the daughter of Aphrodite nearly convincing him to make her breakfast, Piper was banned from coming within fifteen feet of Percy’s bed.
  • Nico and Leo were also banned from their bedroom when the pair decided it would be comical to send skeletons into Percy and Annabeth’s bedroom for a morning surprise.
  • When Percy is the big spoon, he loves to wake Annabeth up by kissing the back of her ear.
  • When Percy is the little spoon, he never wakes up before Annabeth. She’s usually up and out of bed before he can even begin to wake up.
  • Both Percy and Annabeth have developed ways to handle each other when nightmares strike. Annabeth holds the sides of Percy’s face to stabilize and calm him before he wakes in a sweaty confusion and she strokes his cheek until he breathes properly. Percy wraps his arms around Annabeth to stop any moment or thrashing and he speaks softly into her ear until he knows she’s completely come back to him from the nightmares. 
  • One summer, the Stoll brothers thought it would be fun to float Percy out onto the sound to see what he’d do. However, they didn’t expect him to slip off the air mattress they put him on and sleep on the bottom of the sound for the next three hours without even noticing a difference.
  • The only time Percy ever is genuinely cranky and not just tired is when someone tries to wake him up from a nap with Annabeth. There is nothing the son of Poseidon disliked more than being taken away from a warm bed with his beautiful love in the middle of their nap.
Rhy: Take me to art museums and make out with me
Alucard: But they said not to touch the masterpieces
Rhy: …
Alucard: Well, I guess someone has to nail the artwork to the wall
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“Are you ready ?“ she asked, spinning the chamber.
Kell gazed through the gate at the waiting castle. "No.”
At that, she offered him the sharpest edge of a grin.
“Good,” she said. “The ones who think they’re ready always end up dead.” 

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Percabeth Headcanon: Tired

(Happy Valentine’s Day guys! Whether you have a Valentine or not, I hope you have an excellent day! Here’s from Percabeth Tired for you :P)

  • When Annabeth comes home, tired from a long day, she’ll find Percy and move into his lap, napping curled up against him as he easily continued to do his work.
  • The couple was suppose to join their friends for a late night get together. It was around 2 in the morning when they woke up on a bus, leaning against one another. They fell asleep on the way there, riding around for hours. The bus driver didn’t have the heart to wake them up.
  • Annabeth is the first person who can tell if Percy is tired, even if he insists he’s perfectly fine.
  • Both Percy and Annabeth have a habit of squinting when tired, Annabeth out of an almost unclear confusion, and Percy out of sheer annoyance.
  • Percy has come home many times to find Annabeth completely passed out on their couch, a book falling off her lap and her mouth just barely open, her head propped against the arm rest.
  • Annabeth doesn’t allow Percy to use any electronic items in the morning around the kitchen until he can at least form one completely coherent sentence.
  • Percy grows very quiet when he’s tired, answering most of Annabeth’s questions with a nod or shake of his head.
  • Whoever doesn’t get in the shower first has to make the coffee for the day. Percy is almost always left to the task of making coffee.
  • Annabeth can take twenty minute naps and feel completely refreshed. Not a single one of Percy’s naps are less then an hour.
  • One day, both demigods came home completely worn out. Annabeth found Percy totally asleep on the carpet right out side of their bedroom. Instead of even attempting to move him, Annabeth simple grabbed their blanket from their bed and joined him on the floor.
Thanks…“ I faltered. “I’m really sorry-”

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. “I’m glad you’re not a guinea pig.”

“Me, too.” I hoped my face wasn’t as red as it felt.

— 

Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

*squeals*

On our first date I’ll carve our initials into a tree. It’s the most romantic way to prove to you I have a knife.
— 

Lila

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Percabeth Headcanon: Fluff (Round 2)
  • Percy has a habit of lightly snoring whenever he’s sick. Annabeth’s never told him about it though; she likes listening to it for a moment if she wakes up before him. It’s one of the most peaceful noises she’s heard.
  • Annabeth loves getting foot massage. It is her ultimate kryptonite, and Percy always makes sure to rub her feet when he asks a question he wants a good answer to.
  • Percy and Annabeth secretly really love simple date nights. From a nice dinner to just a movie and stroll around a park, they loved the calm dates that give them time to be together.
  • Percy owns twice as many jackets as Annabeth. Half are ACTUALLY his, and the other half are Annabeth’s to borrow.
  • Their friends know never to call the pair before 11 AM on Saturdays. The couple absolutely loves sleeping in and staying bundled up together on Saturday mornings.
  • While Percy and Annabeth aren’t the biggest proponents of PDA, they’ll occasionally be caught sitting with each other on the couch, Annabeth’s legs across Percy’s lap, they perfectly content in their own little world.
  • When Percy feels cuddly, he wraps his arms fully around her waist, kissing her neck again and again to tickle her until she laughs and kisses his forehead back while he tucks his face into the crook of her neck.
  • Everyone in Annabeth’s office loves when that tall, dark-haired goofball comes to take her out for lunch; even if he normally has to drag her away from her work.
  • Annabeth will sometimes sing out loud in the shower. Percy likes to sit right outside the door and listen with a small smile on his face.
  • They love to share headphones.