So-yes

Holiday AUs
  • “i didn’t mean to eavesdrop but: where do you get off saying Love Actually is the worst xmas movie ever? I WILL FIGHT YOU STRANGER ON THE PLANE” AU
  • “our child just asked me how we met and i don’t want to tell them you beat me with a roll of wrapping paper when i tried to steal your taxi on christmas eve” AU

  • “we accidentally went to a holiday party wearing the same ugly christmas sweater and now everyone thinks we’re a couple but i don’t even know you” AU

  • “I’m working as an elf in the mall and you’re santa claus and you’re really hot and it feels wrong to have dirty fantasies about sitting on your lap, if you catch my drift” AU

  • “we were both cheapos who didn’t want to dish out more dinero for an earlier flight so we’re stuck in this god forsaken airport in the middle of a blizzard on christmas eve and do you want to split this toblerone?” AU

  • “PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE HERE IN FIVE MINUTES B/C THEY THOUGHT THAT SURPRISING ME FOR XMAS WAS A GOOD IDEA BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THAT WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS” AU

  • “we’re both in the emergency room because a christmas tree fell on me and broke my clavicle, and you’re here because you fell off the roof putting up twinkle lights and need seven stitches over your eye” AU

  • “twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even - OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE” AU

  • “tonight’s the last night of hanukkah and my parents keep asking to meet my “nice jewish boy/girl - friend” so if you don’t mind, you’re the only jewish person my parent’s haven’t met.” AU

  • “I work at the photo center and you have the best christmas cards ever. it was an honor to print out 50 cards of you dressed as a gladiator, slaying a xmas tree” AU

  • “i don’t care if you don’t celebrate xmas. i do not care if you don’t care about the holidays. you are not spending xmas alone.” AU

  • “you’re right, maybe i shouldn’t have waited until christmas eve to do my shopping but you’re in the same boat buster, NOW GIVE ME THIS TOASTER OR I WILL BITE OFF YOUR EAR” AU
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I actually kind of made real edits for the first time? And it’s Dan and Phil because I love their videos so much and they are so nice! (Yes, the screenshots are really terrible , sorry for that.)

anonymous asked:

Can we discuss Ben Smith? I saw him on Michigan Ave and well I was in awe of his smile.

YES LET’S DISCUSS HIM

He’s been an adorable little fuck since he was a child

ALL HE DOES IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT (lol this one’s for you, raidillons)

look at his precious little faaaaace

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Reversal AU for @official-ladyblog and others, who wanted to see what would happen during the Evillustrator during this AU. It’s basically the same, except for what’s happening in their heads ;)

  • “That’s Marinette. Real cute, isn’t she?” Ladybug states
  • Chat Noir is shocked and slightly angry. Yes, he’d noticed Nathanaël’s attraction to Marinette in class. And that incident in Physics class earlier today? Definitely ruffled his feathers.
  • He leaves Chloé’s room and heads over to Marinette’s house, and finds her staring at the retreating form of Sabrina
  • Aaaand then he opens his mouth and regrets everything after that
  • When he leaves he is screaming inside of his head because holy heck he couldn’t believe that he just said all of that he just called her Princess and Little Lady and aaaaaaaaaaaaaa she probably thinks he’s so dumb and lame and did he really just kiss her hand and use those lame pick up lines he totally did oh he’s going to regret that forever
  • Marinette is also screaming inside of her head for a different reason all together
  • Oh my gosh he kissed my hand and called me Princess and Little Lady oh my gosh he’s so cool and charming and aaaaa I can die happy now Tikki pinch me I’m probably dreaming [high-pitched girl scream that only dogs can hear]
  • Marinette goes on the date with the Evillustrator, and when she sees Chat Noir jump onto the boat, it takes everything she has not to sigh out loud (she actually does but Evillustrator thinks that the sigh is for him (it is not))
  • The plan is carried out and is foiled by the glass box, and both are glad that it is mildly dark out, because both of their faces are really red because damn, that is some close proximity
  • Chat Noir: lemme be all smooth and put my arm around her waist and junk
  • Marinette: HOLY GUACAMOLE HE’S TOUCHING MY WAIST Okay be cool Marinette be cool you have to make it out alive before you can fully enjoy the whole hand-on-waist thing wow he is cute
  • They make it out because Marinette told him how to get them free, and then Chat Noir does that salute-thing that he does and leaves, and Marinette is about ready to die right there
  • But she does not, because there is still a supervillain on the loose
  • And then cue the battle and the after-battle flirting

punchdrunkdoc asked:

I'm loving your complete lack of chill over the STUPID and INFURIATING baby mama storyline. What, if anything, do you think the show can do to redeem it?

I haven’t exactly been mincing words, have I? :)

I don’t know that Arrow necessarily can redeem the plot just because of how nonsensical it is. I can’t get over how absurd it is that Oliver would willingly visit William given how he’s been courting danger with Damien Darhk as both Oliver Queen and the Green Arrow. I can’t get past how preposterous it is that Samantha would let Oliver anywhere near William when Oliver’s fiancee has recently been paralyzed from the waist down because she happened to be with him during an assassination attempt. It just doesn’t make sense, and that’s what irritates me. I’ll suspend disbelief about magic and assassins and aliens all day long, but don’t try to sell characters to me as good parents if they would endanger their kid like this. 

I do believe that Oliver is redeemable, but an awful lot depends on how the show handles his reaction to the truth coming out. He needs to learn from what he’s done wrong and show growth from dealing with the consequences. His misstep in this case isn’t one tiny thing going wrong, and I truly believe that he’ll need to step back from trying to build a future with Felicity. This lie is a perfect storm of separate bad decisions; for his own sake, Oliver will need to correct the behavior that led to each one before he tries to be somebody’s partner in life. 

In order for the overall storyline to be redeemed, then the focus of the storyline needs to not be on Olicity. The focus needs to be on Oliver because Oliver is the problem that needs fixing before anything else, and it can’t happen overnight. 

Or, alternately, somebody could show up at my house with a real copy of 4x12 and tell me that the episode that I saw that featured Oliver mentioning trips to Central City was a very elaborate prank and all is actually well. I’m on board with that happening as well. 

since tomorrow’s a new ep and shit’s bound to go down, can we do the thing where people make sure to tag things with rvb12? ‘cause some people aren’t caught up yet, or they’re waiting to watch season 12 for their own reasons, so let’s tag stuff and keep people from being spoiled eyyyy

anonymous asked:

New spoiler about dialogue in the Hook/Rumple car scene, Hook says "the damned thing" people think he's talking about his hand. It's cursed and he goes to Rumple for help. Rumple brushes it off but then catches Hook on the bench the next morning with the knife where he attempted to cut his hand off and it didn't work. So Rumple begins to train Hook in controlling the tendencies. Basically Hook would be "The Apprentice".

oh my god MY POOR BABY NOOOO

THAT HURTS TO EVEN THINK ABOUT

IF HE FINALLY GOT HIS HAND BACK BUT IT HAD SOME KIND OF DARK MAGIC IN IT AND/OR HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN LIKE SOME BAD B-MOVIE AND HE JUST WANTED TO GET IT OFF AGAIN AND CAN’T EVEN BE HAPPY ABOUT HAVING IT AND IT SOMEHOW CAUSES PROBLEMS ON HIS DATE WITH EMMA AND HE CAN’T EVEN TOUCH HER FACE WITH BOTH HANDS LIKE HE WANTED TO FOR SO LONG

I WILL PEE ON ALL THE THINGS ADAM AND EDDY EAT IF THIS IS THE CASE

I’M NOT JOKING

EVEN SNAPE SAYS SO