Snack-Mountain

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anonymous asked:

How in the world do the big bros are gonna eat? Big foods?

Well Vanilla and Cherry have devised a way to keep their Big Brothers from eating every day. 

Cherry gets supplements from Alphys to help curve Pipe’s hunger, so that he only eats a really big meal about once a week, sometimes, which Asgore usually helps with. Sadly Pipe is sometimes malnourished because of the supplements and his unhealthy snacking. Pipe also often snacks on fruits in the area, and things from stores. This is usually enough to keep him satisfied as long as he doesn’t over exert himself.

Vanilla has found a type of mushroom that reduces hunger and puts it into a lot of his cooking for Mountain. Mountain eats a big meal about twice a week, usually a stew that Vanilla prepares so that is can be made in a big pot. Mountain also snacks on anything he can find to ease his hunger. As long he isn’t too active this is fine.

(This might change as we figure out more)

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a tired groan escaped from the plump lips of the raven haired girl as she climbed the stairs to her sister’s apartment. vision was blocked by the mountain of snacks she was carrying not to mention the eldest arzia had decided heart shaped sunglasses were now an inside accessory.  oh dios mío, jasmyn me dejó entrar ! ‘ honey sweet voice hollered as she kicked jasmyn’s door as an alternative to knocking.

(CPASS) Counting Petals and Stabbing Skin | Chapter Three

Chapter Three’s TW/Warnings: None.
New Characters: Mention of Connor.
Beta: This chapter was not beta’d. I need a beta :( Message me if you’re interested and no previous experience is required.
Words: 2.5K

A/N: What? A new chapter already? Yup, chapter 3 is already here :) This was originally only the first part of this chapter so that it’d be about 5K long. The second part (now part of Chapter 4) would have taken longer to write but I just wanted to get this part out. Are longer or shorter chapters better?

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Practice Makes Perfect

Tittle: Practice Makes Perfect

Pairing: Robbie Kay x Reader

Requested: Yes

Warning: Smut

Rating: M for Mature



   “Okay so we have chips, popcorn, soda and chocolate do we need anything else?” I called out to Robbie, moving carefully to the living room in order to save the mountain of snacks piled in my arms.

   “No, but uh I was wondering if I could ask you something.” Robbie said slowly, his voice softer then usual. To anyone else his nerves would have gone unnoticed but I have been his best friend for as long as I can remember so I know that tone meant he was nervous.

  “Of course, you can tell me anything.” I answered as I dumped the pile of snacks on the coffee table. As I arranged them I glanced at Robbie, taking in his nervous expression and frowned. “What’s on your mind that has you so nervous?”

   “It’s an awkward question.”

   “Rob I told you when I first had sex, there is no such thing as awkward between us.” I giggled, standing up and moving to the couch. Before I sat down I leaned over and pressed a kiss to his cheek, smiling widely at him as flopped down beside him. “You can tell me anything.”

   “Look this is really awkward for me so I’m just going to say it.” He said, his eyes closing as he took a deep breath. “CanIeatyouout?”

   “You are going to have to repeat that Rob, I couldn’t understand the question.”

  “I want to know if I can eat you out, because apparently I’m not good at it and I need practice and that’s why Ali broke up with me.” He said in one breath, his bottom lip catching between his teeth as he looked at me. As his questions registered with me, I let out a breath and blinked at him.

  “You umm want to eat me out?” I said slowly, needing to confirm the question. He nodded at me, a blush on his face as he frowned at me.

   “I just want to you know, do it with someone I trust to uh tell me what I need to do.”

   “Okay.” I said after a moment, standing up and removing the pink and blue cotton shorts off and pulling my panties down with them. The whole time Robbie watched me with wide eyes, his gaze wondering over my now naked bottom half.

   “Okay so your okay with this?”

   “Yeah. Rob your my best friend and I trust you with my everything and if this is what you want then how can I not help?” I said softly, smiling kindly at him as I layed down on the couch. Robbie shifted around, moving so he could face my core.

  “Okay so what do I do?” He asked slowly, his gaze flickering towards my center to me.

   “Tease me. Kiss the inside of my thighs, let your mouth ghost over my center. You need make sure she’s ready.” I explained, leaning up on my elbows as I watched Robbie follow my instructions. The moment his lips touched the inside of my thigh I let out a gasp. His lips were warm and soft, his finger tips ghosting along my legs and he trailed kisses up towards my center. He locked eyes with me as he pressed a kiss to my clit, before moving to my other leg.

   “Now start with my core.” I breathed out, my breath coming out in pants. He hummed against the skin of my thigh before leaning down to my core, his tongue peaking out and flicking my clit. Instantly I let out a moan, my eyes fluttering shut as he repeated the motion. “Suck on it a little too. That’s.. oh fuck Rob just like that.” I moaned. At my instructions he began sucking and licking at my clit, moving quickly between the two. “Oh fuck yes Robbie.” I moaned, my hips bucking up to meet his mouth. He chuckled against me and held me down. He paused just long enough to send me a smirk before he started going faster, his fingers sliding into me as he began curl them against me.

   “Oh god Robbie, yes.” I moaned, my fingers digging into his hair as he pushed me towards my high. “Fuck I’m close.” I breathed out, a scream of pleasure leaving me as Robbie once again moved faster, another finger joining the first two. My back ach arched in pure pleasure as he pushed me over the edge, his name leaving my lips in a scream. He kept going until I was finished, then pulled back, a pleased smirk on his face.

    “So I guess I did okay.”

   “Fuck Robbie, you did so much better than okay. That was fucking amazing. How Ali thought you sucked is beyond me. The girl doesn’t know what she’s missing. Fuck.”

   “Well you know, I am still going to need to practice.” Robbie said slowly, smiling at me as he slipped my underwear and shorts on before sitting down beside me again, and pulled me against his side.

   “Sign me up. Practice on me whenever you want.” I breathed out, the pair of us bursting into giggles. Robbie chuckled and pressed a kiss to my temple. I sighed as I pressed play on the movie, cuddling closer into his side.





   Though I didn’t know it yet, this was the start of a whole new relationship with Robbie and I, one that would end up with him waiting for me at the end of an isle and me dressed in white.

panic! at the disco songs for the signs from each album

in the order of: a fever you can’t sweat out // pretty. odd. // vices & virtues // too weird to live too rare to die!

aries: camisado // pas de cheval // let’s kill tonight //  far too young to die

taurus: i write sins not tragedies // northern downpour // kaleidoscope eyes // girls/girls/boys

gemini: nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks // from a mountain in the middle of the cabins // sarah smiles // collar full

cancer: introduction/intermission // when the day met the night // always // the end of all things

leo: time to dance // i have friends in holy spaces // hurricane // miss jackson

virgo: london beckened songs about money written by machines // folkin’ around // the calendar // this is gospel

libra: the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage // that green gentleman // ready to go // all the boys

scorpio: lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off // do you know what i’m seeing? // trade mistakes // nicotine

sagittarius: but it’s better if you do // she had the world // memories // casual affair

capricorn: there’s a good reason why the tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // mad as rabbits // the ballad of mona lisa // vegas lights

aquarius: i constantly thank god for esteban // the piano knows something i don’t know // i wanna be free // can’t fight against the youth

pisces: build god then we’ll talk // nine in the afternoon // nearly witches // girl that you love

Overwatch AU: Beware the Jabberwock

Claws That Snatch: Werewolf!Lena / Vampire! Amelie AU

This chapter was sponsored by @redcap3 and @sasoutoujou ! Thank you both so much! You both immediately offered to pay for this chapter to happen and together this one is longer and one of my favorites so far! Thank you both!

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Beware the Jabberwock my son!
The Jaws That Bite! Claws that Snatch!


Lena awoke to a beautiful sunset, descending behind the city of London but just before it disappeared for the day, beams of lights just barely peaked through the blinds. A last warm caress goodbye brushed across her cheek, coaxing her out of a deep sleep. She mumbled, burying her face deeper in several thick blankets and curling herself tighter into a fetal position.

“Lena?” a voice of concern called out gently.

The only voice that would bring her out of the comfort of warmth, her eyes fluttered open.

“Do I have to…?” she whined, but nuzzled against the cool hand that brushed her obnoxious bangs out of her face.

“How do you feel? Angela said you usually have hangover like symptoms afterwards?”

She blinked hard a few times.

“What are you talking abou-”

As if a sudden realization sobered her up, her eyes snapped open to full alert as she scrambled to sit up where directly across at the foot of the bed was a calender nailed to the side of a bookshelf. Where a single day was circled repeatedly in bright red to emphasis the importance of the full moon.

“Do…you not remember anything? From last night? How are you feeling?”

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movies nights with calum would include:

  • blankets straight out of the dryer
  • mountains of snacks
  • absolutely no pants
  • and maybe no shirts
  • CUDDLES
  • neck kisses
  • just lots of kisses in general
  • “your hair smells so good”
  • him grinding into your butt like the cheeky shit he is
  • sleepy mumbles of “i love you”

and him casually staring at your beauty and wondering how in the hell he got so lucky and then when he falls asleep he starts drooling on you

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E X O~ Baekhyun (Movie Night) (SMUT)

{Taking Requests!!!!!}

You pushed Kai off of the couch after he tried for the millionth time to throw popcorn in your hair. You made a mental note never to have another movie night with popcorn.

You giggled as Kai groaned on the floor. “Aiya~ Shut up. The movies starting.” Lay said, taking his place on the floor, leaning against one of the boys legs.

You bounced a bit as Baekhyun flopped on the couch, making it back from the kitchen with a mountain of snacks in his hand. He quickly passed it around, saving you your favorite treat and his chocolate, placing his arms around you.

You smiled, making yourself comfortable under his arm, snuggling into his warm side. Kyungsoo did the honors of turning the lights out.

You sighed in content after the boys stopped their mindless argument about ice cream flavors and focused on the movie in front of them.

It had been at least forty-five minutes into the movie when you noticed that most of the boys were slumped against each other in a deep slumber.

You looked up to see Baekhyun’s eyes drooping, his head resting slightly on yours. You couldn’t just let him fall asleep that easily though, you had something better in mind.

You placed your hand carefully on his inner thigh, pretending to focus on the movie. He didn’t even flinch and you sighed.

You leaned more into his chest, running your free hand down his toned chest that was falling up and down at peace. Your hand ran up and down his leg slowly, but you made sure that it looked nonchalant.

“Mm…Jagiya…?” Baekhyun’s eyes opened a bit and peeked at your actions. You hid your smile quickly and looked at him innocently. “Mhm?” You asked as if you didn’t know why he was calling you.

“What are you~oh my god…” Baekhyun’s head fell to the back of the couch as your hand went higher. He had no choice but to whisper with Kai, Chanyeol, and Kyungsoo still up and enjoying the movie.

“What’s the matter babe?” You raised a brow, reaching up just a little more just in time to feel him harden through his dark sweatpants.

“Mm,” He gasped.”T-the boys” He looked around the room slowly, grabbing your wrist. You looked also, seeing that they weren’t paying attention to us on the couch in the slightest, and it was way too dark for them to suspect anything.

“What about them? They don’t care… I can’t have you falling asleep on me now can I ?” You watched him look at you for a second with the most adorable eyes before they rolled back and his head hit the back of the couch again.

He slowly guided your hand up and down his member. You guessed that he didn’t care either and just followed his lead.

You felt his chest vibrate with an almost silent moan as you ran your hands against him. Your lips made their way to his neck, leaving butterfly kisses against his goosebump invaded skin.

You sucked on his weak spot right under his ear and he began to breath heavily, moving his head to give you more room. You smiled at this. He looked so hot.

His hair fell over his eyes, his lips slightly spread apart as minty pants escaped them, His strong hands guiding you up and down himself, His free hand, petting your waist. This was definitely a movie night they you wouldn’t mind participating in.

Suddenly the Lights popped on and you detached yourself from him quickly, and Kyungsoo appeared from the lightswitch.  Baekhyun quickly grabbed the nearest pillow from the couch and covered his lap.

“Alright,movies over. You guys could stop making out back there. I couldn’t take Kai complaining about it in my ear the whole time.” He stretched like it was nothing.

Your cheeks grew hot and you covered them with your hands so they wouldn’t notice. You heard Baekhyun’s snores beside you. How could this man sleep in this type of situation???

“Aiya~ It’s true, Kyung-” Kai tried to hug Kyungsoo from behind, but he quickly covered the dancers mouth with his palm and slapped his face playfully. “You’re a child.” He rolled his eyes and dragged him into the kitchen to help clean.

Chanyeol was busy downing the last of the popcorn to care about what they were talking about and you were relieved.

“Looks like he left you to defend for yourself.” You heard Chanyeol say through the food in his mouth. You couldn’t help but giggle at his remark.

“Oh don’t worry~” you sighed. ruffling your boyfriend’s hair away from his face before dropping your hands to your sides again. “He’s gonna pay in the morning.” You smiled.

Chanyeol returned your smile before shoving a handful of popcorn in his mouth. “Aigoo~”

“Yer a Wizard, Bucky.”

Ship: Bucky Barnes/Reader
Words: 575
Warnings: Mild language
A/N: I really love Harry Potter, so…
It’s not quite Halloween themed, but I will always associate Halloween with ABC Family’s Harry Potter marathons.

Originally posted by gifsgifsgifsandmoregifs

It was a rare weekend off for the team, and you intended on taking full advantage of it, deciding that this was the weekend you finally introduced Bucky to the Harry Potter movies.

“It’ll take how long to get through them all?!” Bucky stared at you with wide eyes.

“Nineteen hours, 39 minutes. Don’t worry, we’ll skip the end credits,” you smiled innocently at him.

“That’s…that’s more time than most people spend awake in a day, Y/N.”

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Everything He Wants

Summary: Dan invites Phil over while his parents are out and Phil has some explaining to do.

Genre: Fluff, slight angst?, high school au, asexual!phil

Word Count: roughly 2.6k

Warnings: pre-smut, mentions to porn, brief acephobia?, sad phil (because no one wants to see that)

Author’s Note: This was kind of personal and awkward for me to write, but i wanted to do it because I feel like there’s not enough asexual representation. 
Reminder that asexuality is a very wide spectrum and this only covers a little bit of it. 

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Taurus and _______ in a friendship
  • Taurus and Aries: going on a roadtrip and dying their hair in a truck stop bathroom
  • Taurus and Taurus: sliding down the apartment buldings staircase on a mattress
  • Taurus and Gemini: going to the mall and talking crap about everyone who walks by
  • Taurus and Cancer: jamming out to music in their living room at 2am
  • Taurus and Leo: going camping only to find out that theres no signal or fast food place within miles then complaining about how they're going to die
  • Taurus and Virgo: building a cuddly fort in their living room and watcing movies under it
  • Taurus and Libra: going to a dog park just to look at and compliment all the dogs AWW
  • Taurus and Scorpio: pushing each other around the city in a shopping cart at 3am
  • Taurus and Sagittarius: baking something they found online but it all going wrong and ending up having a food fight instead
  • Taurus and Capricorn: plays video games and snacks on doritos and mountain dew til 5am contemplating if this is real life or not
  • Taurus and Aquarius: going to the beach and burying each other in the sand then sculpting boobs on each other without telling the other and making them smile for a picture
  • Taurus and Pisces: trying to paint each other thinking theyre the next picasso but ending up only offending the other in the process