buzzed, 01 (m.)

⇒ pairing | taehyung/reader
⇒ word c. | 6,848
⇒ genre | f2l au, smut
⇒ summary | maybe ordering a vibrator and letting your best friend open your mail wasn’t such a great idea.

⇒ 01 ; 02

⇒ warnings | sex toys, multiple orgasms, tipsy taehyung, fingering, dirty talk, phone sex (sort of), dom!taehyung, oral (f receiving).

You stared at your laptop’s screen, gnawing on your bottom lip as you debated whether or not to purchase the item on the page.

Utimi Upgraded Silicone 10 Speed Vibrator.
$19.78 + free shipping.

You crossed your ankles and tapped your fingers against the desk you were seated at, still mulling over this decision. Did you really want to spend almost $20 on a vibrator when your hand could clearly do the trick?

It started a few nights ago, when you’d gone over to your friend’s apartment for a wine night. A few of your close friends had gotten tipsy, and eventually—somehow—the conversation had dipped into sex. The friends hosting the get together gushed about how amazing their boyfriends were in bed, and you sat quietly while listening to a few others pipe up about their partners’ unsatisfactory performance.

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Scumbag - Peter Kavinsky (smut)

Author: @flirtstiles

Pairings: Peter Kavinsky x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, fighting, screaming, make-up sex, wall sex, multiple orgasms, doggy, swearing, rough sex, biting, bruises, unprotected sex

Words: 3,498

Originally posted by elena-blaugrana

Adler High, the place where you spent most of your time. Being a senior, took most of your time away. You either spent your afternoons in the library or in the cafeteria with your head buried in your books. Your boyfriend hated it. He’d spend more time with you but you couldn’t. You had no scholarship like he had, you still had to work hard.

As you were sitting there in the cafeteria, you stared out the windows, your brain couldn’t hold up with the information. Out of the corner of your eyes, you saw him standing there with his stupid ex, who he spent a lot of time with lately. You groaned, realizing that he never listened to you. You told him a hundred times that you didn’t care if he talked to her here and there, a quick small talk, but you hated it to see him with her so up close like they were right now. Her hand was on his arm, a smile on her face while he stared at her and before they took their different paths, he placed a kiss on her cheek.

The ticking time bomb exploded, you exploded. You shot up from your seat, grabbed your books and left the cafeteria but before you could confront him, he left, his car was already gone but his ex was still standing there with a smile on her face. You glared at her and turned around to get to the bus station since you had no car.

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The Best of the Best Recs

This is all just smutty smut smut,,,

this list is still in progress

Namjoon

Welcoming the New Year ;  @not-safe-for-bts

The new year won’t be the only thing coming when the clock strikes 12…

Strip Study ;  @namjoons-fortune-cookie

Your ever-intelligent boyfriend will never turn down a chance to help you learn something new…

Teasing ;  @bangtanwritings

It’s all fun and games until someone has to be put in their place…

Time to Play ; @couture-kookie

Okay, we all know Namjoon is a dom, but hear me out…

Jin

Yoongi

Clientele:Cheat ; @blukth

 None of your clients are ever particularly attractive, but this one definitely catches your attention…

Wild Thoughts (AMBW) ; @nai-has-jams

 Why are the fuckboys always so fuckable…

Mr.Min Series ; @ellieljade

Alright, let’s be real if you haven’t read this then you need to. Point, blank, period.

Your Favourite Game- Ft.Jungkook ; @gimmesumsuga

 In the end, the real winner is always you…

Pepero Day ; @kittae

A breakup + Pepero = The best Valentines Day ever…?

Ink ; @guksthighs

 A tattoo isn’t the only mark you’ll be left with…

Hoseok

Be Quiet ; @gimmesumsuga

Shhhh...

Beleaguer ; @blukth

You hate him…right…?

Wild Night- Ft.Yoongi Poly!AU ; @choking-on-tae

Threes a crowd, but not with them…

Jimin

Taehyung

Proven Wrong ; @lizardsocial

Moral of the story: Think twice before you assume a mans dick size. Especially Taehyung’s…

Change of Direction ; @jungcloud

Following directions is hard, but ya know what’s harder…

Watch Your Mouth ; @minnsvga

1-800-poundtown

Jungkook

Something New ; @jungcloud

You’ve been looking for someone to make your first time special and now he’s finally found you.  Can this last more than one night…?

I Sing The Body

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Only you can sate Bucky’s darkness. 

Warnings: SMUTTY AF (18+), Language, Dirty Talk, Rough Sex, Jealousy, Possessiveness, etc 

A/N: This is a two-parter. Again, this is a character study on Bucky and his relationship with his other identity as the Winter Soldier. There is smut in this part but, there will be INTENSE smut in the second part. Also, I based “August” on Henry Cavill bc um why the fuck not and yes, I saw MIssion Impossible. 

Please Reblog/Comment My Dolls and lmk if you want to be tagged. 

Originally posted by breakmybedbarnes


It was not in his nature to be jealous. Bucky Barnes had done so many awful things that he did not think himself worthy of any gifts that came his way.

And then there was you.

He could not, would not, be jealous when it came to you.

But, that was easier said than done.

He doesn’t quite remember when the two of you began. He cannot pinpoint the exact moment you had thoroughly nested yourself within his body like a fluttering bird - thin-boned and melodic.

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Warnings in smuty one shots

Warning: FILTHY, SMUT, 18+, SINNING, *insert kink*, *insert kink*, *insert kink* ,*insert ship*, OML, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDDDDD, HARDCORREE”

Me:

look, my dear fanfic writer

all of your characters don’t need to be as gorgeous as Aphrodite herself.

sure, it’s nice and easy for *ahem* enticing your audience.

but we already loved them anyway, more than any model on tv.

no matter how attractive, it can’t compare to how beautiful you can make them on the inside.

so, y’know. stop writing 20-page soliloquies about the size of a guy’s dick. 

that’s what pornhub is for. we’re here for the feels

Masterlist

updated


Harry Styles

Text message

Roses

Important

Stop your crying

“I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

Insecure

Intimate

She’s not me / Part 2

Escape

“I know sometimes I tend to lose my temper.”

“Depression isn’t just being sad.”

“Don’t ever touch me again like that.”

“I just love your ass.”

“I hate you.”

“I’m lost without you.”

“What are those scars?”

“I can’t stop thinking about you - even when I’m with her.”

“I don’t need you.”

“You’ve been drinking.”

“You’re married.”

“You have no idea how much I want you right now.”

“If you walk out that door-”

“I can’t breath.”

“Get your shit together.”

Acquaintances

“I just want to help.”


Calum Hood

Distance

Stay

You used to call me baby / Part 2

″I’m so in love with you.”

“I fucked up.”

“We’re more than friends.”

“You’re beautiful.”

One picture / part 2

Australia / part 2

“What did you just say?”

“We already slept in the same bed.”

“About the baby - it’s yours.”

“Do you trust me?”

“Stop being cute.”

“Do I really have that much of an effect on you?”

“Why are you naked?”

“You’re a real bitch.”

Reforget

“We’re more than friends.”

Crashing the date

“Are you jealous?”

Babylon

“I like it when you’re pissed.”

“Yesterday you said you loved me.”

“Ignoring me doesn’t change anything.”

Him finding out you’re pregnant (Dad!Calum)

Toy store (Dad!Calum)

Nightmare (Dad!Calum)

Perfect little family (Dad!Calum)

“I love you.”

Surprise

Nervous (Dad!Calum)


Ashton Irwin:

Meeting his family

Shy


Luke Hemmings:

Girls night

The Annoying New Neighnbor

Originally posted by thosekidswhohuntmonsters

The Annoying New Neighbor

Bucky Barnes x Reader AU

A/N: I literally dreamt this up last night and spent the whole day writing it. I know I’ve been AWOL but have this as a gift and as a form of apology.

THIS IS AN AU. Bucky is OOC and has no metal arm. 

Warning: A lil cursing. SMUT

Summary: You decide to get back at your annoying neighbor but things don’t go as planned and the situation quickly turns into something else.

Word Count: 3200

You groaned and slammed your head on the desk before cursing to yourself. The brim of your glasses dug into your nose all because the neighbor didn’t know how to keep their fucking music down. It was becoming increasingly hard to focus on your textbook when you couldn’t hear yourself think.

This is what I get for living in a studio apartment.

You stood and with determination in your every step, you stalked to the wall you shared with your new neighbor. You made a fist and banged on the wall, hoping they’d catch the hint. You received silence at first but then your pounds were echoed followed by the sound of the loud music getting louder.

Fucking jerks!

You didn’t know who lived next door, but you were ready to kill them.

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For the Love of Greece pt. 1

a little something about professor!harry ;) enjoy xx


Average. 

It was mid-way through the semester, and you were absolutely peeved. 

How were you failing an introductory Greek Philosophy class? 

You read your textbook more than the average college student ever would. Discussion posts and essays were at the forefront of your mind, always at the top of your ‘to-do’ lists. It was hard for you to avoid them, as you’d often get distracted in researching the surface topics assigned in class, diving in deeper than anyone should have in PHIL203. Ancient history and arguments were your cup of tea…

Now why was every assignment returned with an embarrassing ‘C’ at the top? 

This one was no different. Professor Styles (or ‘Harry’, as he insisted you all call him. Pretentious bastard, trying to be on a first-name basis) laid the class’ latest analytical essays on the front table, organized by last name. Most of the class rushed up, eager to receive their grades and mull over his comments. 

You, on the other hand, drug your feet toward the podium and hoped a miracle had passed you by. 

B- was circled in red at the top. Could you have elaborated more on the impact of this? Don’t quite understand your extra addition at the end here… See me after class

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“Show Me”

inspired by this post xx 

a little concept for you … enjoy (; 


“You’ve seen me loads f’times, love,” Harry nuzzled into your neck, pressing teasing kisses underneath your ear. “Please?”

You shoved away playfully from his clingy grasp as you tried to pay attention to the sitcom on. “Harry…”

“Jus’ wanna make you feel good, babe,” he pouted, now looking at you with pitiful puppy dog eyes. If it weren’t for the way he was biting at his lip and tracing over your knee with a ghost-like finger, you might’ve said no. 

Harry had been needy and quite honestly horny like a teenager all night, and his pleading had started to stir up a burning in your tummy, too. 

So, ‘no’ was out of the question, and instead you sighed in defeat, quickly quipping into laughter as he triumphantly pulled you into his lap, peppering your cheek with even more kisses. Keeping your composure was a lost cause as you giggled involuntarily with each pass of his lips. A few swats of your hand later, and Harry’s wrists sat bound by your hands. 

Craning your neck to look back at his flushed cheeks, you asked sternly: “You gonna behave now?”

Harry pursed his lips as if he needed to ponder, and instead of answering, moved to remain in power of the situation with a kiss to your lips. 

Hard

There his mouth was again, ghosting past your ear: “Go ahead then. Kept me waitin’ long enough.”

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