Concept: a movie theater that only shows Harry Potter films. The movies will be in 4D. The temperature will drop when dementors are present. Fans will blow on you during quidditch scenes. Enticing smells will be pumped in during feast scenes but don’t worry about feeling hungry because the theater will serve Bertie Botts, treacle tart, drumsticks, butterbeer, chocolate frogs and those tiny little pies that Mrs. Weasley makes. Instead of loyalty cups, you get discounts if you wear a Weasley sweater.

Modern Hogwarts Houses' Stereotypes

Ravenclaw:
-only uses the blue heart emoji
-say they like bitter coffee but is actually a bitch for sweet caramelly cappuccinos
-tell everyone they sucked at a test but gets an A
-Twenty One Pilots
-probably bi
-weed

Hufflepuff:
-watches anime
-owns a small cactus
-messy hair
-Ed Sheeran
-“I’m discovering myself!”
-studyblr
-gets talked into trying weed by their Ravenclaw friend

Gryffindor:
-sports merch
-most likely straight
-tea
-dog person
-forgets to water their plants
-whatever’s on the radio
-“the best things in life aren’t things”

Slytherin:
-what’s “straight”??
-bitter coffee, caramelly pancakes
-tattoo
-owns a journal
-Beyoncé, Arctic Monkeys, Hayley Kiyoko
-black
-aesthetic

Inter-House Friendships #2
  • Ravenclaw: *laying on the floor having an existential crisis*
  • Hufflepuff: *quietly lays next to them*
  • Slytherin: *shakes head in defeat and sits next to the other two*
  • Gryffindor: *lays entire body on top of Ravenclaw*
More Realistic Names for the Harry Potter Series

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on


Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on

Harry Potter and the year no one told him what was going on Play Edition

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"

We need a movie of this…

Not mine Who did it please text me to give credit❤

Bless you

Slytherin: “So someone sneezed earlier and I accidently said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of 'bless you’…”
Hufflepuff: “How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up’?”