Gryffindor: Don’t you dare. Don’t you dare do this to me.
Slytherin: I have to do it, it’s for the greater good.
Gryffindor: But you said you loved me….
Slytherin: If saving the greater good meant I have to lose you, I’m willing to sacrifice everything.
Ravenclaw: Are you gonna buy it?
Slytherin: Yep, gimme Boardwalk and put in a hotel.
Gryffindor: *flips board over and points to Slytherin* You’re dead to me.