A friend that worked at a gas station told me that once when the slushie machine broke and they emptied it to fix it there was a mostly decomposed rat stuck in the agitator thing and people had been saying it tasted bitter for weeks.
but the real question is does he like icee machine slushies? they have 0 crunch but 100 blue. i bet bodhi likes them and luke is like “no you dont understand that is not a snowcone. it’s not right.” poor bodhi just doesnt understand that luke needs that cronch. it’s all about the cronch
what are we doing here can you imagine trying to explain any of this to george lucas and him just sighing in disappointment and saying “star wars was a mistake”
no he lives for the cronch. Bodhi definitely loves slurpees and icees and doesn’t understand why Luke can’t just appreciate the cold sweet goodness of a gas station slush, and Luke is so frustrating because he’ll drive for miles out of his way just to get a snow cone.
today is going to be the best day of my life because not only did my slushie machine arrive, but so did the five gallons of slushie flavors even though they were supposed to arrive more than a week apart. i wonder if my starfish likes grape slushies.