Ski-Doo

But seriously tho, on the topic of temperatures we can survive and stuff, aliens would flip the heck out if they lived where i do.

I live in a part of southern Canada that gets so cold that being outside for more than 2 minutes means you have a good chance of getting frost bite.

My room has two outside walls, and is very well insulated. In the winter i get frost on the inside of my walls and i couldnt give two shits. I sleep with the exact same blankets i do in the summer.

Like you see all these things about Australia, or rainforests, or Florida, and how extreme they are.

But id like to see aliens take on a candian hosehead. They’re like red necks, but with more crazy stunts, more beer, and more guns. Like can you imagine???

Alien: ah yes a nice cool region this will do nicely for the invasian

Human: *careens off building on a ski doo towing another man on a toboggan, hollering about how he left his beer at the lodge*

Alien: well perhaps the local species are a bit strange, but mostly harmless! After all, this species of humans “can-ayy-dee-ins” are known throughout this planet as kind and docile, we shall have no difficu-SMACK- HOLY GILSNIP YOU HIT ME WITH A PEICE OF ICE YOU PRIES FROM THE LAKE AND NOW IM BLEEDING HOW DARE YOU FEEL MY WRATH

Humans: WEEEE HEEEHEHEEEEE you came to the wrong neighbour hood, bud!

Alien:…. my scans say you are heavily intoxicated. This shall be a easy fight

Human: *whistles loudly and gives a big toothy smile*

Alien: starts screaming as another human on a sled heads a MASSIVE HEARD OF WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEAST ITS FURY AND IT HAS BEEN HORNS GREAT GILSNAP GET ME OUT OF HERE

Humans: high fiving as they climb on their sleds and chase after their herd of buffalo because that will take a while but it was ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT DID YOU SEE THAT ALIENS FACE GET REKT

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Never seen footage from Sweden but this looks like some pretty sweet terrain.  

List of Pleasant Events

This list is meant to give you some ideas for the variety of enjoyable activities you could choose to be your daily positive experience when you are practicing the Accumulate Positive Experiences/Emotions component of the ABC Emotion Regulation Skill. Obviously not all the pleasant events listed here will be considered positive or pleasant by everyone–you may be particularly adverse to some of the things on this list.  These are just suggestions to use as a base to give you enough inspiration to form your own, personalized List of Pleasant Events that you can use in your daily life to Accumulate Positive Experiences/Emotions.

The List has 300 entries on it, so I’ve put it under a cut, but hopefully these 300 ideas will give you at least a few suggestions of things you might enjoy doing today or sometime in the near future.

-Pandora

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