Aries: Is it shoplifting if you found it on the floor. Without a tag. In the dressing room.
Taurus: I. Am. Not. A sparrow. I’m a fucking ostrich. Bitch
Gemini: Oh she is SICK of his shit.
Cancer: No. Leave them. Be a wild lesbian. A lesbian in the wild.
Leo: I’m just gonna sit here satisfied like a bear after gay oral sex.
Virgo: Bitch got some perfect makeup… The fuck.
Libra: Some one pls wipe this mans face with a rag.
Scorpio: Cannibalism is always the answer.
Sagittarius: That’s not fucking funny. Don’t fucking joke about that.
Capricorn: Is you ok? Is yo- FUCK.
Aquarius: Are you smothering him?? You’re fucking smothering him!!
Pisces: I’m just waitin for that lesbian part.