• Sirius: you remind me of the sun
  • Remus: why?
  • Sirius: hot
  • Lily, turning to James: you remind of a garbage can
  • James: ...umm why?
  • Lily: trash
  • James: why are we even dating?
  • Lily: one man's trash is other man's treasure
  • James: aww that's kinda sweet
  • Lily: I never said I was the other man
  • Sirius: woah, Evans! when did you become such a sass queen?

The Marauders as things my sister says

Remus: I just want to eat a lot of gummies and go to bed!

James: If you let me go out and jump on the trampoline, I’ll love you forever.

Sirius: Why is the dog sniffing my butt?

Peter: This boy at school today ran into the canteen and faceplanted. It was funny.

anonymous asked:

Hey there! First off I love your writing style. Could you write a wolfstar where Sirius asks out Remus to the yule ball? <3

Sirius had to admit it, Remus looked absolutely adorable all cuddled up in an armchair reading some muggle book. He wondered how long he fancied his friend and why he’d never done anything about it. Remus looked up when he felt him staring.

“What is it, Pads. Is there something on my face?” He guessed, wiping his face.

Sirius shook his head. “No, no. I was just thinking.”

“About what?” He got up and sat next to Sirius on the couch. Sirius looked at him intently, as if studying every freckle and scar. Then he shook his head. What was wrong with him? He’d flirted with loads of people before, but he was never this nervous. He stared into his friend’s light brown eyes and decided to go for it.

“H- has anyone asked you to the ball yet?”

Remus shook his head. “Who would want to go to the ball with me?”

“Who wouldn’t wanna go to the ball with you?”

Remus gave him a small smile. “I mean, my face is all scarred, I’m too skinny, I can barely hold a conversation…” he trailed off.

Sirius shook his head. “Moony, how could you even say any of that? You always have something interesting to say. And I think you’re scars are cool.” He said, trailing a finger along a small scar that ran to the top of his lip. Remus’s breath hitched. They were caught in a trance until James sauntered into the room.

“Hey, Moony. Pads.” He placed himself in between the two boys, who were both blushing slightly. “Padfoot, have you asked anyone to the ball yet?”

“I was going to.” Sirius muttered irritably.

James looked confused then turned to Remus. “What about you, Moony.” Remus was staring at his hands and shook his head. Something finally clicked in James’s brain. “Oh, okay. I’m gonna go. I forgot I told Lily I’d meet up with her.” He got up and left, winking at Sirius.

The boys looked at each other again, not daring to move any closer. “S- so who were you planning on asking to the ball?” Remus asked. Sirius hesitated for a moment, all his confidence from before was gone. Dammit, Prongs. “Is she in Gryffindor?”

“He actually. And yeah he’s a Gryffindor.”

“Okay, is he in our year?” Sirius nodded, playing with his hair so he didn’t have to look at Remus. “Is it Wormtail?”

Sirius chuckled. “No, it’s not Wormtail.” Remus grinned lightly, making Sirius’s heart leap. He stood up and summoned some courage. “Moony, do you want to go to the ball with me?” Sirius watched as Remus’s face broke out into the biggest smiles he’d ever seen on the boy. He jumped up and hugged Sirius tightly. “I’m taking that as a yes.”

Remus chuckled and stared into Sirius’s eyes when James came running out from behind the corner. “My best friends are going to the ball together!” He looked very emotional as he pulled them both into a hug.

“Prongsy, you’re suffocating me.” Remus choked out. Sirius looked around to make sure there was no one in the common room before transforming into his animagus form. “That’s not fair! I can’t do that!”

Padfoot barked happily as he ran around the room. James let go of Remus and Padfoot ran back to them. He stood on his hind legs and pushed his date to the ball back onto the couch then hopped up and began licking his face. “Pads!” He exclaimed as he tried to push the dog off off him. Sirius transformed back and kissed him once last time on the cheek.

Reverie, Part 1

Pairing: Post-Azkaban Sirius x Reader

Warnings: Eventual Smut, Language

“So for next class, you need to read the Spiderman comic and write twelve inches comparing the Muggle concept of superhero powers to magic. Have a good weekend!”

Your students left in a combination of grumbles and returned well wishes for your weekend. Some of the kids just didn’t appreciate good literature.

As you packed your bag, Professor Lupin popped his head in and said, “Big plans for the weekend, Professor Y/L/N?”

Keep reading

Regulus having to grow up with Sirius (or: Why Regulus stopped caring about weird stuff happening around him)

Ok so @asiriuscrushonmoony and I had a conversation yesterday about how Regulus was destined to enter a perpetual state of exasperation and deadpanning since he grew up with Sirius (and eventually met the Marauders, which adds to the chaos). The headcanons unleashed after I said I’d once seen a Tumblr post about Regulus seeing a large black dog lying on his brother’s bed and all he does is deadpan and sip his tea and calmly walk away, and if that wasn’t the definition of those brothers’ relationship I didn’t know what was.

  • The general aesthetic is Sirius kind of jumping around yelling dumb stuff and Regulus standing there and ignoring him

  • Reg sitting in his room and all he can hear next door from Sirius’s room is stuff getting thrown around and walls being punched and he doesn’t even raise an eyebrow

  • Or he’s five years old, sitting on his bed and reading while Sirius is jumping on the same bed and throwing pillows at him and he doesn’t react at all, just occasionally turns the page

  • He’s sitting in his room at his desk and he glances out his window and Sirius is climbing down the building “sneaking” out

  • Reggie comes home and Sirius is dangling from the window by his ankles and James is counting seconds. They made a bet about who can last longer. Reg enters the house. Remus, who attempted to stop Sirius and James, is tied to a chair, and Peter is sitting in a corner eating chocolate frogs. Remus doesn’t know what he hates more, watching Peter eat chocolate, or his two mates endangering their lives. Regulus pretends nothing happened and goes to sleep

Dear Journal,

Hey it’s Teddy. Today James Sirius and I had a fight. He’s always so insecure about being younger than me. He’s scared that after I graduate, i’ll forget about him and that our relationship will slowly go wrong. I keep telling him that It won’t… That I’ll find a way to make it work but he’s always doubting it. And today it degenarated.


« James calm down! I’ll make it work.. » I responded, staying calm.

« Teddy you’re saying that but it won’t go that way.. We love eschother and that’s great but we won’t have the same lives. We can’t have a relationship and only see eachother two times a year.. » He said, tears in his eyes.

« James… » I said, trying to fix things up.

« No Ted.. Just.. I-I gotta go.. » He said, leaving my house.

That was it. I couldn’t hold him. I didn’t want him to leave. He was the most important person in my life.. I wouldn’t forget about him even if I was on another planet. I sat on the floor and leaned on the wall. I hate fighting. Even if it’s for a stupid thing. I waited a few minutes. Maybe 30 or 40 minutes and decided to go see him. He had enough time to be by himself and I don’t want him to worry. He always worries, imagine how nervous he was feeling at this moment, loosing his boyfriend. He looks like the clown class on the outside but on the inside, he’s this shy and caring boy. I ran to his house under the pouring rain and climbed on his balconny. He was sitting on his bed, writing in his journal. I sat there and looked at him for a few seconds. He was crying silently. He looked heartbroken and it was all because of me. He was wearing a big sweater and wipping his tears with the sleeves. I knocked on the glass of the window and slid it open. I came in and stood there, my heart heavy.

« Ted.. What are you doing here.. » he asked.

« I came here to tell you something. »

He closed his journal and set it on the bed. I walked up to him and sat on the edge of his bed, looking into his eyes.

« James.. I will never let you fade out of my life. Even if I’m gonna be away from you and we won’t see eachother so often, that won’t stop me from loving you. I’ll do anything for our relationship to stay strong. I know you’ll feel insecure about me being with other boys 24/7 but you’re the only one I care about. Nothing will change that. Just please trust me. We will have to go through it and hold on but I promise you i’ll never let you go. I love way too much for that.. » I said, my lip shaking and tears in my eyes.

« Ted.. »

« Please James.. trust me.. »

He took my hands and smiled through the tears.

« Ted.. I trust you.. I know I can be insecure but I do believe that we are meant to be together and nothing will tear us apart.. I’m sorry I got crazy I just.. I’m scared of losing you. » he said.

« You won’t lose me.. » I said, wipping his tears away.

« I love you Teddy.. » He said, hugging me tightly.

« I love you too James.. »


Your Worst Nightmare - Sirius Black Imagine

Hi, a new imagine! :) 

Sirius Black! x reader

Warnings : none


“Where would you be if you had to be somewhere specific?”
- With him.
“And where is he?”
- Not here.
“So, why are you thinking about him? Was he the love of your life? Was he just a friend?”
- Stop talking about him like he’s dead.
“But he’s as good as.”
- I won’t ever accept it.
“He’s never going to look at the sky again, you know that, don’t you?”

You closed the file before your eyes. When minister Jane handled it to you, you hesitated before accepting it. Did she know how bounded you were to him? You struggled with the file sitting on your desk. You slowly watched your boss disappearing from your office. But before doing so, she looked at you severely.
“This needs to be taken care of as soon as possible, Y/L/N. Every minute passed is a minute that this dangerous lunatic is on the run. We need to find him before they do.”
You smiled gently and nodded. Would the remaining Death Eaters would look for him? You doubted it. 

How would you be able to handle this case? Being a strategist for the Aurors team was never really your goal. It just sort of happened with time. But now, it was a whole other story. You opened the file with precaution. It didn’t even take a second that you lost your breathing. The picture of him in a full page size caught you by surprise. Had you somehow forgot about his face?

There he was, looking at you, with a sense of fear in his silver eyes. His middle cut lenght, dark locks were all over his face. He seemed miserable and you couldn’t handle the sight. You knew him being handsome, always at his best even when he didn’t mean to. The man in the picture couldn’t be him.

But it was. And twelve years had passed since then. Twelve years were you woke up each morning with the sour taste of regret in your mouth. What if you had answered him “me too”? Would he have chosen a different path? What is you that drove him to this craziness? You couldn’t be the only reason. That was too much of a burden to carry.

You closed the file. You knew where he was heading. And you knew that he’d manage to get to Hogwarts. You sighed. Despite your apprehension, you had to go see minister Jane and convince her to send dementors to the school. He had made a terrible mistake leaving Azkaban. And you would be the one making his freedom a horrible, horrible experience.

Who would have thought that one day.  you would be Sirius Black’s worst nightmare?

I headcacon that Sirius would be a huge Disney fan so Remus being the amazing boyfriend he is would take Sirius to see them all. Now Sirius’ favorite is probably the Little Mermaid. Remus enjoyed them all but none like he enjoyed Beauty and the Beast. When he took Sirius to see it for the first time he didn’t think it would be different than any of the others. By the end of the movie Remus is crying but he’ll deny it if asked. After seeing how much Remus loved it the next time they have a date night Sirius Suprises Remus. Sirius planned it all out down to the outfits. When Remus got out of the shower he found a pair of black dress pants, a yellow dress shirt and a blue jacket with a note that read “join me for a dance?”

Remus quickly gets dressed and heads downstairs. He stops when he spots Sirius standing against the doorway. They’re in a short yellow tool dress with a sweetheart neckline, matching flats and their hair is curled and pulled partially up with wonderful make up as always.

Remus offers his hand out to them and they take it smiling.

“So wear to?”

“You’ll see” Sirius replies with a smile.

Of course Sirius doesn’t take the car but their motorbike to their destination. When they pull up Remus notices it’s a small brick building rather well put together. They walk up to the door and Sirius pulls out a key.

“Close you eyes and no peaking moony”

Remus does as he is told and is lead into the ballroom Sirius guiding him by the arm.

“Okay now open”

Remus opened his eyes finding them in a beautiful ball room decorated with roses and candles.

“Care for a dance?” Remus took Sirius hand and was lead into the dance for while music began to play.

(Tale as old as time)

The pair danced around the ball room smiling switching back and forth one who was leading as they often did.

As the song came to an end Remus spun Sirius around into a dip panting a kiss on their lips.

“Thank you.” Remus smiled

“I love you” Sirius smiled back slipping their fingers into his hair.

“I love you” replies Remus.

“Now, Come on and kiss the girl” Sirius smirked up at their boyfriend.

“Gladly” and Remus did just that.

Guys I realized that in the Philosopher’s (Sorcerer’s) Stone Harry looks into the Mirror of Erised and saw his parents and ancestors. He saw his greatest desire as his parents and his blood relatives.

Then in the Deathly Hallows when he has the Resurrection Stone he brings back his parents and Lupin and Sirius. His departed family. He didn’t bring back his ancestors he brought back his parents and father figures. The people who actually made him who he was.

The whole series is about how family doesn’t have to be blood related and it shows in who Harry wants, or maybe you could say he desires, to see. He could’ve brought all those Potters for support but his desire for family has been fulfilled. I think if he found the Mirror now he’s see something different.

Rabastan(to Rodolphus): You’re right Rod. I’ve just got to do it. I’ve just got to get over there and ask Andromeda to be my girlfriend.

Rodolphus: There you go! Now get your ass over there bro!

Sirius: *jumping out of the bushes* YEAH OVER MY ASS BRO