The Baseball Game (2016) according to Siri

I sang the baseball game to Siri and here’s what happened…


Everyone (excluding Whizzer and Jason):
For setting
and watching Jason baby it’s over
watching Jason bypass
or why didn’t you wish.
Who can I bite is off I have a spell where watching to wish boys
who cannot play this off like-

Marvin:
I hate baseball I really do
unlike the rest of you I hate baseball

Charlotte and Cordelia:
We really wish you take this more seriously

Mendel:
it’s weird how he swings the bat

Marvin:
it’s weird always for you to say a bad
and why does he have to throw like that

Everyone (excluding Jason and Whizzer):
We’re sitting
and watching Jason maker is
the most pathetic folders
are watching troopers boys
who won that’s my Latin
up button
and that night

Mendel:
Remember Sandy Koufax
you can do it if you want to do it take card from Hank Greenberg
it’s not genetic
anything can be Copas static
I think I think
I think it can I think you can

Everyone (excluding Jason and Whizzer):
We’re sitting
and watching Jason by mats
or what changes the bypass
or watching Jewish boys
are watching
to wish what are what is
my Jason
is like Jason
sly

Marvin:
What’s the weather doing here

Trina:
what are you doing here

Whizzer:
and Jason asked me to come
since he asked me to come
by K

Trina:
just what I wanted out of Little League game
my ex-husband’s ex lover
isn’t that whatever you rather dreams I’ve
had have a got a little league game

Mendel:
Looking at with there is like eating tray

Cordelia
fat kid was at

Charlotte:
that kid was a

Cordelia:
fat kid without

Charlotte:
that kid with safe

Whizzer:
hey
I love this phone
I love Jason
that’s what I’m doing here

Charlotte:
are where the hell did they get that on fire

Marvin:
Look who’s here say hello

Whizzer
hello

Marvin;
if you’re looking Slater that I don’t get

Whizzer:
Marvin

Marvin:
with her

Whizzer
to take where

Marvin:
am I clear

Trina’s:
I don’t know

Mendel:
doesn’t matter

Marvin:
it’s been so long since I Cuttawa move it from today
I want to see the Caroline
come on come on
Said in front of me
and give me pleasure to see that hairline
sense if they only
physical in perfection I can find
I want to associate
I want to touch today
I want to run my hands through away

Everyone (excluding Marvin and Jason):
We’re sitting
and watch the kiddos Amos
is there watching my brother because
if I watching 67 starters

Everyone (excluding Jason):
watching Jewish voice this guy
just watching boys club for
that wisest person
watching Jace that on dick swinging the bat

Whizzer:
Hey Jason

Jason:
Ohio weather glad you could make it

Whizzer:
Keep your head in the fox
don’t think I have a thing
keep your head on the fox
your right hand the ball
take a breath and let it out
and swing

All (excluding Jason):
Keep your head in the fox
don’t think of a thing
keep your head in the box
your eye on the ball
take a breath and let it out
and swing

Whizzer:
Go get them

Marvin:
When he bats he looks good

Whizzer:
just remember he’s psychotic

Marvin:
he looks damn good
buddies cheap as dirt

Whizzer:
eating maniacs can charm
which he does so beware

Marvin:
and just be careful

Whizzer:
when he smiles as my
avoided morels
have found the alerts

Marvin:
Think there’s any hope for him

Whizzer:
I love Jason but this is not his venue

Marvin and Whizzer:
How could I know without him
my life would be a boring ass shed

Marvin:
but it is

Whizzer:
Jason do you have a Google little closer to the plate

Marvin:
Oh yes it is what it’s going to get hit by the ball

Marvin and Whizzer:
Please God don’t let me make this same Today

Everyone (excluding Jason):
Why sitting
And watching Jason the better
we know what you really won’t matter
the very final winning
in the other team is winning
and you’re stupid pictures
but the bases are about it and-

Marvin:
would it be possible to see you were to kiss you were to give you a call

Everyone (excluding Jason)
anything is possible
Jason one hit
the bottle
why

vine

Siriが最近二度寝に厳しくなった。#kiff #TAITO 〜 TAITO

Siri’s gotten really tough on falling asleep again recently. #kiff #TAITO 〜 TAITO

Shut up!

Wake up.

Understood. I apologise.

vine

I tried asking Siri that question…! #urbanlegend #howmanykidscanyouhave 〜 brianjesse

How many children can you have?

Only life forms are able to bear children. Currently - actually, you don’t even have a girlfriend so you can’t have kids either don’t be so cocky you -