Sir-Robin-the-Brave

  • Minstrel:Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot.
  • He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin.
  • He was not at all afraid
  • To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
  • He was not in the least bit scared
  • To be mashed into a pulp.
  • Or to have his eyes gouged out,
  • And his elbows broken.
  • To have his kneecaps split
  • And his body burned away,
  • And his limbs all hacked and mangled
  • Brave Sir Robin.
  • His head smashed in
  • And his heart cut out
  • And his liver removed
  • And his bowels unplugged
  • And his nostrils raped
  • And his bottom burnt off And his pen--
  • Sir Robin:That's... that's enough music for now lads,
  • Minstrel:[singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
  • Sir Robin:*No!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] bravely ran away away...
  • Sir Robin:*I didn't!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
  • Sir Robin:*I never did!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
  • Sir Robin:*Oh, you liars!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.