Sir-Anthony

  • person: What time is it?
  • me: SHOW TIME!
  • person: I'm sorry wha-
  • me: SHOW TIME SHOW TIME! YO! I'M JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE! TWO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT I'M WORKIN ON THREE! THESE RED COATS DON'T WANT IT WITH ME, CAUSE I WOULD POP CHICK-A POP THESE COPS TILL I'M FREE! OUI OUI, MON AMI, JE M'APELLE LAFAYATTE, THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET! I CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY, "BONSOIR!" TELL THE KING "CASSE TOI!" WHO IS THE BEST? C'EST MOI. BRRRAAH BRRRAH! I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN UP IN IT, LOVIN IT, YES I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY "COME AGAIN!?" LOCK UP YA DAUGHTERS AND HORSES, OF COURSE IT'S HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF CORSETS!