Sincerely, Me things
  • mike faist nipple rubbin
  • “there’s nothing unrealistic about the love one man feels for another”
  • “kiNKY”
  • “IF I St OppEd SmoK InG  CRac K”
  • synchronized knee wiggles
  • “IM NOT HYPERVENTILATING”
  • forest expertise
  • “all u gotta DO”
  • “my
  • sis
  • ter’s
  • hot”
  • not gay SURE JAN
  • weird jumping on HEY HEY HEY HEY
  • so many legs
  • seriously mike’s legs are so long how did he not kick them all in the shins every show
  • all u gotta DO pt. 2: return of the DO
  • hetero chest bump
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reupload bc i wanted to fix some timing errors!!

Deh characters as things I heard in class

Jared: “I can play the harmonica with my ass”


Connor: (clearly stoned) “dude if they can legalize marijuana and gay marriage, they can legalize marrying weed. I want to have a weeding”


Evan: “oh no I can’t do that my anxi- I mean mom says no.”


Alana: (walking out of room) “This clas doesn’t deserve my 4.0 gpa. I’m going to take my iltellengece else where. see you the fuck later.”


Zoe: “my brother only masturbates and smokes weed,I wish I was an only child”


Larry: (after telling the birth story of his first son) “and that’s when my life took a turn for the fucking worse.”

musicals in real life
  • hamilton: why are we singing we should be fighting a war
  • dear evan hansen: why are all these emails written in rhyming couplets.
  • 21 chump street: you know, you could try some actual pick up lines instead of repeating "what the heck i gotta do" seven times.
  • heathers: Queen of High School Gets Her Own Theme Song - And a Twist! (You Won't Believe What She Drank!)
  • be more chill: why are you ominously singing to me about some computer drug? why is the computer drug ominously singing to me?

the most low key heartbreaking lyrics in deh


“it’s like i don’t know anything”


“try to quiet the noises in your head, we can’t compete with all that”


“we start believing that we belong”


“maybe there’s a reason to believe you’ll be okay”


“no one seems to care or stops to notice that we’re there”


“he just seemed so far away”


“would they like what they saw, or would they hate it too?”


“and i knew there would be space i couldn’t fill”


“we’re getting better everyday”


“we’re a million worlds apart”


“after all you put me through, don’t say it wasn’t true, that you were not the monster that i knew”


ZOE MURPHY’S LITTLE “HE DID!?” IN IF I COULD TELL HER I NEED JESUS EVERY TIME MY HEART BREAKS



merry crisis

So I Google translated the song "Sincerely Me" into a bunch of different languages and....

Connor:Dear Evan Hansen
We are animals
Everything is crazy.
Our job is not like that.
But every night I have to tell you what you think.
I’m depressed with nipples and I’m having fun.

Evan:Why are you arrested?

Jared:I mean the truth.

Evan:It must be very good. This email is a real friend. I … I want to

Connor:I must say that life is difficult for you.

Jared:It’s difficult?

Connor:This is wrong?

Jared:This is bad?

Connor:It’s difficult.

Jared:Ruthin!

Connor:I do not have my life and so on.

Jared:Very special

Evan:Why are you getting up!

Connor:I love my parents.

Jared:Who said?

ConnorI love my parents.
But there is another war every day.
When I quit smoking
Then everything will be all right.

Jared:Drug Addiction

Evan:Good!

Connor:When I quit smoking

Evan:war

Connor:When I quit smoking
Then everything will be all right.
I’ll have your thoughts.
I’ll try to make it fun.
I’ll keep on.
Sug.

Because everything came back
You can change it easily when you know it.
You may think that you can do what you want.
Neat

Jared:We are

Evan:I can not send it to you. I want to prove that he is a good friend.

Jared:My God

Evan:Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes, I heard the interview.
Do not take medicine.
Breathe deeply.

Jared:in

Evan:Upload the most beautiful photos

Jared:There is!

Evan:I’m worried about my experience in the forest.

Jared:all

Evan:My friend, I’m happy.
Weight
You visit.
I get it.

Connor:Hang on!

Connor + Evan:Because everything came back
You can change it easily when you know it.
You may think that you can do what you want.
Neat

Connor:My sister is sex.

Evan:What happened?

Jared:My face

Connor:Dear Evan Hansen,
Thank you for submitting the entire text.

EvanDear Connor Murphy,
I’m glad you’re my friend.

Connor + Evan:A friend is more than a friend.
Media Communication

Evan:But since we’re not gay

Connor:No, not because he’s gay.

Connor + EvanWe’re close to that.
I’m the only one who loves my father.

Connor:Indeed!

Evan:Come every day.

Connor:We need to improve every day.

Connor + EvanEvery day gets better.

Everyone:Hey Hey!

Because everything came back
You can change it easily when you know it.
You may think that you can do what you want.
Sincerely

I really like this.

Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat

You need to stop crying because if you start crying then I’m gonna start crying, and you’re gonna start crying even harder!
—  Jared Kleinman to Evan Hansen, in the D.C. production of Dear Evan Hansen, during “Sincerely, Me”