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thoughts on 1x08

GET AWAY FROM HIS STINKY MURDERY ARSE, KAMILAH 

lukas & philip are Not Slick, like the word covert might as well not even be in the dictionary

okay but how does somebody like helen not feel the presence of a barrel of a gun aimed right at her fucking back??? 

eyewitness but everytime someone is fooled by ryan kane it gets faster

WAKE UP & SMELL THE SERIAL KILLER PPL

seriously i am ready for kane’s ugly pedo ass to Go like have him run over by a truck or swallowed by a bear or get simultaneously beaten up by every character who has had the misfortune of crossing him idc what happens just get rid of him please and thank

Soft Boyfriends™ (this brand is temporary, i repeat this brand of product lasts only for a very fleeting time so enjoy it while it lasts)

lukas: “philip is obsessed with me”
philip: “lukas likes D I C K”
us: i know this and i love you

angery gabe is literally me at all times everyday

the dog is still dead and i am still bitter

HE IS OUT MURDERING WITHOUT HIS MURDER CAP WOW character development!!

INTENSE KEYBOARD SMASHING AS GAY ANGST ACCELERATES AND MY EMOTIONS NO LONGER SOUND HUMAN ASBDIASDHAIPHDWEDFBHDJSFNJDBFDEFB J 

(taken out of context though that was kind of a cool shot of someone being shot)

p.s ryan kane probably received that jawline as a gift from satan 

hiramplease  asked:

Hi. It's me again with the poorly mannered two year old. She's a good dog really, but when she's left alone, she gets into mischief. Nothing destructive. She pulls the pillows off the couch and drags laundry into the living room. Do you have any idea what that could be? I thought separation anxiety, but she's not destructive. And this is AFTER an hour walk in the park.

Sounds like it could be boredom. Physical stimulation isn’t the same as mental stimulation - you can be exhausted and bored simultaneously.

yourfriendpolo  asked:

then i nominate BETCH

Betch is gaining popularity and I’m so happy

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Definitely Jervis. And he sends way too many goddamn it, Barnes can’t concentrate with 174 photos exactly, sent straight to his phone 

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Jervis. Barnes was really confused when Jervis started crying during Alice and Wonderland because the movie isn’t even sad?

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Jervis. Jervis does a lot of things Barnes doesn’t understand, but he puts up with it.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Definitely Jervis (a lot of these are Tetch) He does it, and it simultaneously pisses Barnes off and turns him on (somehow)

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Barnes actually does. Jervis is surprisingly warm, it’s probably all the hot tea he drinks.

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

Jervis definitely did. Barnes couldn’t even tell what the reality show was about though. It was something about hats.

Who laughs more during sex?

Jervis laughs his ass off the whole time. Barnes doesn’t actually care either, he just keeps going. (Which really pisses off their Arkham roommates Ed and Oswald) Sometimes Jervis stops laughing to scream “SISTER!” at the top of his lungs.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Barnes is. Come on think about it. He totally is. 

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In My Head-Bedroom

This song makes me want to simultaneously kill myself and keep living. (Sounds best when you’re alone in your dark bedroom).

Okay so I found this thing called Contrarigender/Oppogender/Divergender :

When you feel/are two (or more) contradicting or generally `opposite’ genders at the same time, such as being simultaneously completely gender-null and another gender.

It seems to somewhat fit how I feel but it implies too much femaleness for me to be comfortable with. I will keep looking.

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry I've never heard or noticed the term before but what is colorism? I mean I have an idea but I'd rather hear it from someone else? Sorry if this is rude, have a nice day <3

omg no it’s okay, you’re not being rude!! <3

it’s basically discrimination and prejudice due to someone’s skin being darker, and a preference for lighter skin/features and it can happen to people within their own communities. i’m a white-passing biracial person so i’m going to be treated better than my non passing family members bc of my skin color for example.

in regards to the voltron fandom, it’s basically the reason why sh//eiths in particular like to demonize or ignore allura and lance by calling them abusive to the light-skinned characters (shiro and keith), and part of the reason why the fandom ignores hunk. also why they will blame lance for the kl//ance rivalry while simultaneously ignoring anytime keith bites back at him. there’s more nuances like how people portray the kl//ance and sha//lura dynamics sometimes too, but this is already a really long answer. rotigjorti

i hope this helped!!!

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SOME FUCKER ON REDDIT MADE A MASHUP OF LET IT GO AND THE THEME FROM SPACE JAM AND THEN MADE A MUSIC VIDEO

edit: i did NOT expect this to actually get notes but to clear up some things, do note that “some fucker on reddit” is meant affectionately as i too am a fucker from reddit

source goes to /u/btown_brony on /r/comeonandslam

link is here

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So I’ve got a bunch of predictions/theories on what’s gonna go down in the upcoming Nightmare Hospital, but of all the things that could happen, what I want the most is something like this

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Every time Dipper reaches into his tiny vest to pull out a book that’s as large as his torso I have to wonder what else he manages to keep in those magical pockets of his