Sideshow Bob Roberts


Sideshow Bob: Well Bart, any last requests?

Bart Simpson: Well…there is one, but…nah…

Bob: No, go on.

Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice.

Bob: Guilty as charged!

Bart: Uh-huh.  Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore.

Bob: Very well, Bart: I shall send you to Heaven…before I send you to Hell!   

-”The SImpsons”

when Black Hat first took over the world

TV Commentator: “We now report to you live at Supreme Overlord Black Hat’s headquarters, where he’ll shortly give us a speech!”
Black Hat: [approaches the podium; clears throat]
Black Hat:
Black Hat: [low, ominous chuckle…]
Black Hat: […grows to flat-out evil laughter…]
Black Hat: […grows to maniacal/devilish laughter]
TV Commentator: “And just look at how happy he is!”
Black Hat: [maniacal/devilish laughter intensifies]

(Source: The Simpsons; Season 6 Episode 5 “Sideshow Bob Roberts”)