Shut-Up-And-Take-My-Money!

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  • Me: Bring back Young Justice!
  • DC: We hear you, and we're bringing back Young Justice.
  • Me: ...Really? ...Damn, shit, this is awesome! Let me guess, it'll be on Netflix?
  • DC: No. we're starting our own streaming service.
  • Me: ...I mean this seems like kind of a cash grab...
  • DC: And it'll be premiering with a live action Titans series.
  • Me: ...Did I say cash grab? I meant shut up and take my money.