Shrek the Musical

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I’ve been playing around with these ideas for a few days, decided to draw them!

Different names for musicals

Dear Evan Hansen: lies
Hamilton: political screaming children
Heathers: death by slushy
Be More Chill: don’t take that chill pill
Shrek: it’s not easy being green
Newsies: newsboys slay the day
Rent: broke and dying
Book Of Mormon: offensive
Wicked: it’s not easy being green 2
Waitress: pergenat??
Something Rotten: tap dancing eggs
Come From Away: smol beans with accents
Tuck Everlasting: whoops hamilton

Tap dancing

Musicals I listen to rated based on amount of tap dancing


Be More Chill - 0/10 An abomination. No tap dancing. Why. There was perfect opportunities for tap dancing there.


Book of Mormon - 22/10 Lots and lots of tap dancing Mormons. Particularly great when they’re tap dancing flamboyantly during a song about not being gay. Wonderful.


Dear Evan Hansen - 1/10 No actual tap dancing. A mention of tap tap tapping on the glass. Could be tap dancing if you had a glass floor. You tried.


Something Rotten! - 10001/10 Tap dancing Shakespeare. Tap dancing battles. Tap dancing eggs. Tap dancing Omelettes. Need I say more?


Heathers - 0/10 Missed a perfect chance for tap dancing. I would like to have seen tap dancing slushies.


Falsettos - 2/10 A very slight amount of tap dancing during the opening song. Could be more. A lack of dance in general.


Shrek the musical - 9/10 Tap dancing rats. Small rats. Big rats. Would liked to have seen Shrek tap dance for the whole ten. Better luck next time.


Hamilton - 0/10 I do not see how this is popular. No tap dancing! There could have been tap dancing founding fathers! But no.

Songs to make your Non-Broadway Friends Listen to with no context at all
  • My Unfortunate Erection: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • Sugar Daddy: Hedwig and the Anrgy Inch
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai: The Book of Mormon
  • Blue: Heathers
  • Totally Fucked: Spring Awakening
  • Black Death: Something Rotten!
  • Friki-friki: Honeymoon in Vegas
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: The Book of Mormon
  • You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want: Avenue Q
  • Telly: Matilda
  • Over The Moon: RENT
  • The Ballad of Farquaad: Shrek
  • Magic Foot: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • The Word of Your Body reprise: Spring Awakening
  • Die Vampire, Die!: [title of show]
  • Something Rotten/Make an Omelette: Something Rotten!
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: The Book of Mormon
  • Hello Little Girl: Into the Woods
  • Angry Inch: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • It's Eggs: Something Rotten!
  • The Internet is for Porn: Avenue Q

Theatre is so amazing actually like

You want a musical about revolting people because they can’t use the bathroom? Got it

A musical with puppets after they get out of college who have upbeat songs about racism, sexualities, and sex? Yep we got it

Maybe one about gay Mormons who love Orlando and Star Wars? You guessed it

Fucking Shrek the musical?? Yeah (and its actually not as shitty as it sounds)

Not two mention a musical that accurately portrays a dysfunctional family due to mental disease?

Rock musical based on presidents lives?

Addams Family and Mathilda the musical? Aight man

Anything you want there’s probably a show about it tbh

STEP IN TIME : musicals with tap numbers are infinitely better so here are a few for your ears

// 1. Forget About the Boy - Thoroughly Modern Millie // 2. I Can Do That - A Chorus Line // 3. Cold Feets - The Drowsy Chaperone // 4. Cinderella, Darling - How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying // 5. Bottom’s Gonna Be On Top - Something Rotten! // 6. Good Morning - Singin’ In The Rain // 7. Morning Person (Live) - Shrek The Musical // 8. King Of New York - Newsies // 9. Turn It Off - The Book Of Mormon // 10. We’re In The Money - 42nd Street // 11. You Won’t Succeed On Broadway - Spamalot // 12. Something Rotten!/Make An Omelette - Something Rotten! // 13. Anything Goes - Anything Goes // 14. I Got Rhythm - Crazy For You // 15. Puttin’ On The Ritz - Young Frankenstein // 16. Step In Time (Live) - Mary Poppins // 17. 42nd Street - 42nd Street // 18. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Spamalot // 19. A Musical - Something Rotten! // 20. Expressing Yourself - Billy Elliot // 21. The Speed Test - Thoroughly Modern Millie //

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