okay for those of you who need context top gun is the most homoerotic movie ever made, notably for its volleyball scene (which always sunny recreated, if you’ll recall), and the heterosexual romance in top gun is widely regarded as like… incredibly forced and unconvincing, to the point of rendering the whole movie an unparalleled exercise in gayness.
so in the dennis system, when dennis is regaling all his friends with the story of how he’s devised a bulletproof system to land any girl he wants, he, uh… recreates the straight sex scene from top gun, shot for shot, using the same song that was used in the movie. this is not an accident. the dennis system is meant to establish dennis as a gay man bullshitting about his sex life. wow.