know what the tough part about writing Elizabeth Olsen is? Trying to figure out
who would call her Liz vs. Lizzie and what she’d call herself at any given point
in her life.
The EOlsen division is fun times, not gonna lie. The HAtwell division? They have t-shirts.
What is my life?
lets out a huge sigh of relief as Connie takes Wanda’s wig off her head.
There’s a reason why Liz keeps her hair relatively short and it’s mostly because
she just doesn’t like that much shit on her head. She also has like, a super
sweaty head, and by the time the wig comes off, the hair underneath the weird
little cap thing is damp and gross. She really need a shower, some food and
some sex. Definitely in that order.
“Is Chris done?” she asks Connie,
who handles hair for her, Chris and Frank. "Hair" for Chris and Frank is
basically shoving some gelled fingers through it, so Connie spends most of her
day touching up Wanda’s waist-length hair.
“Yeah, sweetie,” Connie says.
“I think I saw him running around with Hemsworth a little while ago.”
“Ugh,” Liz grunts. So much for sex. Whenever Aussie (the nickname Liz
bestowed upon him because calling him Chris when HER Chris is in the room -
basically all the time because they can barely tear themselves away from each
other -is weird, and Hemsworth is just too long) is around, Chris turns into a
ten year old boy on a sleep over with his bestie. It’s cute, but less cute when
Liz is looking to get laid.
Normally, Chris is waiting in her trailer as
Liz’s shit always takes longer to do, but considering Aussie is on set, she
knows before she opens her door that he’s not waiting for her. She shucks off
the rest of Wanda’s get-up and leaves it draped over the small loveseat in her
trailer for wardrobe to pick up later.
Once she’s changed into a
comfortable pair of shorts and a shirt that Chris says makes her look like a
weirdo hippie from a commune, she goes looking for said asshole. Cobie
stops chatting on her phone as she passes Liz to high five her along the
She cracks open the door to Chris’s trailer. Chris and Robert are
top billed on Cap 3, so their trailers are fucking ridiculous. Chris has a
thing about couches, so instead of one, there’s a giant bed in the middle of the
trailer in front of the tv.
And right now, he and Aussie are asleep on
“That’s going on instagram,” Liz says, whipping
out her phone to take a photo. The TV is playing the theme from Assassin’s
Creed over and over and over again, so she taps the power button to save her
Weirdly, it’s this that wakes Chris, who immediately wipes at the
drool on his mouth and tries to wrench the xbox controller out from under his
kidney. He freezes when he spots Liz standing at the end of the bed.
swear it’s not what it looks like,” Chris says as Aussie murmurs, “Don’t try to
deny our love,” into Chris’s neck.