Shit rich college kids say

I’m not a misogynist you fucking bitch.
—  Sophomore Political Science Major
I’m so tired of these questions in class: “What would you do if you had million dollars.” What a fucking joke. I’d call the police, because someone fucking robbed me. It was probably Obama who stole it; fucking commie.
—  Freshman Business Major
I’m a psychology major so I can help psychopaths, haha. I just want to fix all those crazy motherfuckers.
—  Sophomore Psychology Major