Shit Bobby says

  • Me:Do you know about cyber Monday, Bobby?
  • Bobby:No.
  • Me:It's like black Friday, but for the internet. So if you go online you can get really good deals.
  • Bobby:Do you think I could get an electric bra?
  • Me:I don't--I mean--what is that? What is an electric bra?
  • Bobby:I want one so I can make a milkshake.
  • Me:
  • Bobby:VVVVVRRRRRRMMMVVRRMMMMMMMM
  • Me:
  • Bobby:*makes circular motion around chest*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:Why are you still here, Bobby?
  • Bobby:I just got out of my class.
  • Me:What class?
  • Bobby:DSP.
  • Me:What does DSP stand for?
  • Bobby:Digital Sexy Poop.
  • Me:
  • Bobby:What we do is we bring in the poop and then we electrify it to see how sexy it is.
  • Me:
  • Bobby:It usually melts and smells. But you know.

But the bill’s detractors said the legislation — and the order — will give businesses the right to discriminate against same-sex couples.

“This bill is worse than any RFRA in that it explicitly allows discrimination based on an individual’s religious beliefs about marriage,” Human Rights Campaign legal director Sarah Warbelow said of the bill last month. “Nobody gets to go into court for a balancing test, there’s no interpretation by a state judicial system. It flat out gives individuals a right to discriminate, period.”