There’s a great mammal in the ocean known as the 52-hertz whale. All year, he practices his love song for the female. Travels thousands of miles to find her. But when he finally gets the chance to serenade her, she doesn’t give him a call back. Why? His love ballad is sung at 52 hertz, a sonic signature one note higher than the lowest sound of a tuba. The average female hears at 10 to 15 hertz. So she never hears his song.

anonymous asked:

I've seen the pic of R face from Aaron's party it's on DS,to me she looks more pissed off than smug to me

Pissed off maybe at Robert asking her what the hell she’s doing there?


me, featuring my stalker of a cat

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Headcannons: The Gang Meets the New Girl in Town.


-Ponyboy sees her first at school.
-He definitely doesn’t want the others to know because she’s cute
-And he might like her
-He does tell Johnny though
-Johnny thinks she’d be a real catch
-Sodapop found out about her because of a note Ponyboy was trying to write her.
-Sodapop told Steve to try and find her the next day
-Steve found her and definitely thought she was a babe
-Sodapop told Darry about Ponyboy’s crush and Two-Bit and Dally found out in no time after that
-They all show up one day at the end of school to try and see her
-Ponyboy just turns bright red
-Steve points to her when she starts crossing the parking lot
-She see’s them staring and so she goes over and asks if they have a problem
-She looks pretty pissed
-She tells them it’s rude to stare
-They all think she’s pretty cute
-No one answers her
-She asks if one of them can give her directions on how to get home
-She still doesn’t know the town very well
-Darry tells her which way to go and she goes to her bike to leave
-They all begin their walk to the Curtis house
-The next day it’s raining
-Two-Bit is driving Ponyboy home
-They see her walking her bike along the side of the road with her bike
-So they pull over
-She tells them she has a flat tire
-Two-Bit sets her bike in the back and drives her to the Curtis house to dry off
-She ends up having dinner there
-They all think she’s pretty cool
-Ponyboy, Johnny, and Steve offer to walk her home
-She finds out she actually has a class with Steve
-And lunch with Ponyboy and Johnny
-They promise to take her on a tour of the town sometime
-Steve is going to fix her bike tire for her
-They feel bad when they get to her house and her parents are screaming at each other
-You can hear it even with the doors shut
-Ponyboy tells her that she can always come over
-Johnny reassures her that he does all the time
-And Steve says that if she ever needs to get out that he’ll give her a ride
-She thanks him and goes inside
-Before she goes through the front door she turns to look at the three guys
-Maybe Tulsa won’t be so bad after all

I work at a toystore, and I help stock when we’re quiet. So I’m hanging out behind the electronics zone’s register and opening some boxes and going through the games. This lady came over to me as she looked pissed. I ask her how can I help her. And she starts to yell at me. About how I can’t have a box cutter here. This is a toystore, what if a kid gets a hold of it?! I… I’m still baffled. My box cutter is alway on my person so unless your shitty kid is pickpocketing me, they won’t get a hold of it.

And how does she expect us to fucking open boxes to stock the damn store?! Plus I was using it to open boxes while behind the counter, where no one but workers are allowed to be.

And the lady didn’t even have her kids with her? As in. They were somewhere in the store but not with her. She was letting them run around with no clue where they were.

But the box cutter was the thing hat was endangering her kids. Wow. Bitch.

(I told her I’d put it away once I finished opening boxes and asked where her kids were and told her she’s not supposed to let her kids run around alone in case they get hurt or break something and that got her to go away.)