• [Potions with Gryffindor and Slytherin]
  • Professor Slughorn: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Severus: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
  • Remus: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Regulus: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
  • Peter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Sirius: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Professor Slughorn: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
Shit Slytherins Say: #127
  • Ravenclaw: "You have to kiss the cutest person in the room."
  • Slytherin: "Gryffindor?"
  • Gryffindor: **blushing** "Yes?"
  • Slytherin: "Move aside, I need to get to the mirror."

Severus: “Thought we were supposed to be friends? Best friends?”
Lily: “We are, Sev.” 

confession time: when I was younger and first read the harry potter books, I thought “exploding snap” was “exploding snape” and that all the students just hated snape so much that they made a game where he explodes.

After making sure Gryffindor wins the House Cup
  • Dumbledore: I'm so generous
  • Dumbledore: 10 points to Dumbledore
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harry potter book quotes:

“I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.”   Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone