omg guys seven and river are the freaking best. seriously. if you haven’t heard the big finish audios it’s a necessity. he wont drink her “forget-me” tea, he wont eat her forget-me crumpets, he won’t kiss her knowing she has hallucinogenic lipstick, so while Seven’s working on deducing who she is SHE SHOOTS HIM WITH HER STUN GUN AND HE SCREAMS AND FALLS OVER and then River asks the TARDIS to help her wipe his memory I AM DYING IT IS SO FUNNY