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And then you have to consider what the outfits actually mean.  You have to give the guy props, particularly PI Riddler:

He went around like this, in all seriousness, saying, ‘I am perfectly sane and you should hire me at an outrageous rate to solve mysteries for you’.  That takes a huge amount of self-confidence to pull off.  He went around dressed like a weirdo and demanded to be taken seriously, and by many people he was!  That is hard to do.  Even beyond that, he usually goes around wearing whatever combination of green or purple clothes.  I have never seen a green suit in my life, yet even when he’s ~blending in~ he still walks around in a green suit.  Why does no one wear a green suit?  It’s weird!  It’s confusing!  It takes guts to wear one!  All things that add to his personality.

Even Spandex Riddler falls under the same principle.  Heroes wear spandex to show off what’s underneath.  Villains such as Deathstroke and Deadshot do the same thing.  And yet the Riddler to this day on occasion still walks around in spandex not to up play his ridiculousness (not completely, at least), but because he has the presence to pull it off.  He’s got nothing underneath that spandex that intimidates anyone.  (please take that sentence at face value)  He wears it because he wants to, demands to be taken seriously and very often is.  The best spandex Riddlers are the ones that don’t have significant muscle mass because with an outfit like that, it takes a ton of self-confidence to walk around while your uniform says, ‘I’m not that impressive in spandex, but I like it anyway so here I am’.  It’s weird, but he’s not immediately discredited because of it.

Riddler’s outrageousness is a byproduct of his self-confidence; he only scales it back when he’s upset with himself.  He likes being noticed and he wants there to be something to notice.  And that’s why he can be taken seriously in just about everything except for… most of the outfits in that one movie.  Because he’s so brazenly taking himself seriously.

New 52 Riddler reminds me of a line from Batman Beyond Return of the Joker: “So you fell into a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillain.  What, you couldn’t get work as a rodeo clown?”  Slightly different scenario, and yet similar.  He doesn’t feel like he’s taking himself seriously.  He feels like he’s saying, “I’m doing this because I’m bored,” which he was.  But the difference between him and other Riddlers is that the doing excited him, where New 52 Riddler actually says he’s not happy doing it.

get to know me a bit better!

1. What’s your middle name? marie 


2. What are you listening to right now? the fan in my room lol 


3. What was the last thing you ate? rolled tacos lol

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my mom 


5. Do you drink? i’ve tried drinking many times before and it’s just not for me lol

6. Do you smoke? nope 


7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? humour… and smile… and eyes… lol 


8. What is your hair color? dark brown 


9. What is your eye color? brown though sometimes my eyes do get a like a auburn tint to them 


10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? i wear both! i am seriously soooooooooo blind. 


11. Dogs or cats? dogs, which would explain why i have two. 


12. What’s your favorite animal? foxes. they’re so sly and like just… cool. lol 


13. What’s your favorite television show? oh geez… i’ll name a few: friends, the office, parks & rec, oitnb, that’s 70′s show, ncis, csi, etc. 


14. What’s your favorite movie? ahhhhhhh! the wizard of oz! it’s such a timeless movie and i love judy garland ;( 


15. What’s your favorite band/singer? meh don’t have a favourite at the moment

16. How old are you? 20 


17. Do you have a crush on anyone? like on someone who will maybe actually notice me? nope, 


18. What’s your sexual orientation? straight 


19. What’s your favorite color? black, even though i know it’s not a colour blah blah blah 


20. What was your most embarrassing moment? oh no i have too many lmao

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anonymous asked:

Why do you have socks if they are something shameful?

ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DON’T WEAR AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING THAT YOU COVER YOURSELF WITH?

BECAUSE IF SO, THEN I’M GUESSING YOU’RE PART OF A GROUP OF MONSTERS THAT CAN WALK AROUND NAKED.

BUT FOR THE REST OF US WHO WANTS TO KEEP OUR MODESTY HAVE THINGS TO COVER OURSELVES.

Get to know me thing

I was tagged by @oh-my-galoshes

Nicknames: Gay dementor (thanks  @isabellafandomtrash)

Gender: demiboy

Star Sign: Virgo

Height: 5′ 4″

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite Color: Yellow, purple, green, black

Time Right Now: 3:21 PM

Average Hours of Sleep: 3-8

Lucky Number: 4

Last Thing I Googled: why is ciel a girl in the live action movie? (seriously why)

Favorite Fictional Character: Draco Malfoy

Blankets I Sleep With: 1 sometimes 2

Favorite Bands/Artists: Muse, the emo quartet

Dream Trip: Japan

Dream Job: Singer/songwriter

What I’m Wearing Right Now: black skinny jeans and a black t-shirt

When Did I Make This Blog: january 2015 or something

How Many Blogs I Follow: 1770

Posts: 18451 (heh)

What Do I Post About: slash ships

When Did Your Blog Reach It’s Peak: idfk it’s trash

Do You Get Asks On A Daily Basis: Absolutely not

Why Did You Choose Your URL: bc i’m trash and have no creativity. and the perks of being a wallflower is a good movie

I’m supposed to tag 20 people but nah, I tag   @foodismagicalLee @acourtoftwentyonemultiphangirlsAbby  @peppermintcupoftea @snailindisguise @itsbluestone1w @schusteee @not-another-bloody @obsessed-and-phallen @actual-bangtan-trash                       @t-r-a-s-h-talk @trash-and-aesthetics  @we-are-like-animalsLiv @futuremegastar

lol wut

lol why do people try to make arguments online and then stick lots of acronyms indicating laughter in lmao

i mean for real lol if you were laughing this much during a real world debate no one would take you seriously lol

lmao maybe it’s so that when you say things that are fantastically offensive you can pretend you were joking lol

or maybe it’s so you can sound condescending lol and like you’re laughing at the stupidity of the people you’re talking to lmao even though they sound reasonable and you sound like someone who’d wear a t-shirt saying Magneto Was Right lol