Seriously though they really could have had it all

I think one of my favorite things, looking back at the finale, is the ultimate fate of Bill Cipher. Not only was he completely and utterly destroyed by Stan, but he also:

  • Had his statue form chucked down a hole and ended up in a remote part of Oregon rather than a heavily populated area
  • Had to enlist random nerds from around the world in his plan to gain form again
  • The nerds quickly became sidetracked by an enormous jigsaw puzzle that took weeks to finish
  • When the nerds finally found him, the first person to shake his hand was a baby, who was too much young to make any sort of deal with a demon
  • Bill was quickly apprehended by the local authorities for trespassing and had to spend the night in jail
  • Said authorities also managed to lose track of Bill’s hat
  • Finally found a home at Confusion Hill, where he was promptly stapled to a tree and will remain there, alone and hatless, until the heat death of the universe

Really, this is the best outcome I could have ever hoped for with a villain this terrible. I would say his fate in our dimension is poetic justice or irony of some kind, but then where would the “Jason Ritter’s puzzle reaction” meme fit into all this?

2016: The Return To Anime

I used to watch a lot of anime before, but when I moved away from my friends whom were fellow fans of Japanese animation, I became really bad at taking any initiative to sit down and watch anything new. So my New Years resolution was to simply watch more anime during 2016 (for inspiration and entertainment)! ;D And in order to prove to said friends that I am indeed keeping my promise, as well as to take the opportunity to recommend good shows to others, I will be sharing my progress list and general opinions.

OBS: Some of these shows are not appropriate for an younger audience!! Before viewing, please check out  the recommended age restrictions, genre and potential trigger warnings!  

END OF YEAR UPDATE: 25 shows in total! Not bad at all considering that I maybe watched 2-3 shows the year before. But I still have a lot of series that I want to see, so don´t be surprised if I make a new post for 2017. ;) 

My personal top 3? I would say Death Parade, Re:Zero and Madoka Magica. 


ANIME COMPLETED:

Mushishi (S1) - Not a single cliffhanger in the whole show, so it makes for  perfect bedtime stories for teens/adults. The english dub was really good and the landscape art is 10/10.


Kino No Tabi/Kino´s Journey (S1) - Do not let the simple and cute style fool you! This show contains murder, cannibalism, suicide and war!! And it asks the hard questions in life!! RUN if you do not want to contemplate the meaning of existence!!


One Punch Man (S1+3OVA) - OK, now I know why this is in 4th place on IMDB´s “Best TV-series” list. The animation is some of the best I have ever seen in an action anime! It is simply stunning to look at and it is fun ride all the way to the out of this world (literally) finale. 


Sakurako-san No Ashimoto Ni Wa Shitai Ga Umatteiru/Beautiful Bones: Sakurako’s Investigation (S1) - Pretty much like an anime version of the TV-show Bones. I love mysteries where you have to follow clues in order to solve a murder so a second season is strongly desired.


Owari No Seraph/Seraph Of The End (S1+S2+10OVA) - Pretty predictable, but the the bloody fight scenes are fabulous. Needs even more angst thou (…she said even though a bunch of children are butchered in the very first episode….). >:3 


Death Parade (S1) - And there is all the angst!!! Do not watch if you do not like pain in your soul!! Heart cannot be repaired!! AHRUM!! Excuse me. The show is really well written and the artists really knew how to create the perfect atmosphere to tell this dark story.  


Free! (S1+S2+4OVA) - It feels like everyone and their grandmother has seen this show, so of course I fell on the bandwagon. For the first 11 episodes thou I was very neutral to it… But goddammit the first season finale had me sheering, squealing and tearing up!! (Let Rin be happy!!) Sadly only the S2 OVA had me laughing; apart from that episode, the humor was not at all up my alley.


Zankyou No Terror/Terror In Resonance (S1) - I really like the style and the smooth animation in this one. And DANG, THAT ENDING! If you like thrillers that are completely based on reality and science (like Beautiful Bones) then this could be perfect for you.


Wolf’s Rain (S1+4OVA) - I remember trying to watch this when I was like 15, but I never got past episode 3 for some reason. Which is a real shame because I think that I would really, really liked it then. Perfectly angsty and tragic for little wannabe-emo-teen-me. Do you like dark fantasies with pretty people/wolves? Then do not miss out on this one! 


Mahon Shoujo Madoka Magica/Puella Magi Madoka Magica (S1+1 movie) - Oh shit. Oh holy shit. I would never have guessed that this show, this thing that looks so darn innocent and cute in design and summary, would have me in so much emotional turmoil (very much like Steven Universe in that way). But seriously; amoungst all of the animes on this list, this is in my opinion the one with the most captivating story-line, plot development and characters (I simply had to watch all 12 episodes in one sitting). Some people hate the ending, but I think it worked really well (even though all the tears could have clouded my judgement). And if you liked the show, then you MUST watch the movie Rebellion! Also: One of the the best English dubs I have ever heard in my life!! UPDATE: I have now seen everything twice… I cry every times I see Homura on screen. (O_Q)


Kuragehime/Princess Jellyfish (S1) - I watched this before when it first came out but I had a hard time remembering anything from it apart from the characters. Glad I gave it a re-watch because it´s super cute and silly; perfect for when you just want to give your feels a break from all the angst and suffering other shows come with (*stares at the one above*). I also highly recommend the live-action movie based on this! :D 


Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi/Erased (S1) - This show is both intriguing and stunning! I love how modern animation uses lightning and this show is a good example of that (same goes for Death Parade). Downside: Stress, stress and even more stress!! Please, just let the small children live!!! My heart cannot take this torture!! D,,X But the stress aside, it was all worth it at the end. 


Jigoku Shojo/Hell Girl (S1) - My Golb, the young girls in this look exactly like the characters I would draw at 14-16. X,D The animation is just okay, and it takes a long time before we learn anything worthwhile about the main characters. But what made me watch a whole season (26 ep) was because of the interesting stories in each episode. It was fascinating to see how little/much it was required for people to give up their souls for eternal damnation in return for the death of a person they hated. 


Steins;Gate (S1+1OVA) - It took me a while to get into the story, but by the half way point, when shit got really intense, I was waaay hooked. I usually do not like stories that involve time-traveling because it makes my head hurt, but this (Like Madoka Magica) was really well written. I have very little to fault the show on ((apart from how the harassment of a trans girl is used for comedy in at least 2 episodes…)) and would recommend!


Love Live! School Idol Project (S1+S2+1 movie) - Decided to watch something really cute with sis again and this is what we ended up with. And oh darn it, it is cute alright! Everything is so sugary sweet and lovely, and good music too that you will hum on for weeks. Apart form the occasional funky looking CGI (which actually looks really good in the movie), the animation is top notch. A simple story about a bunch of girls and their lives and friendships when guys are not in the picture.


Makura No Danshi/Pillow Boys (S1) - Finally met up with my anime loving friends and this was one of the things we saw. The episodes in this are very short, all of which are about different types of guys talking to YOU before you go to sleep. It´s… different to say the least. Who was my favourites? Hmmm… I guess the guy from Ep 2, since I recall him the clearest. He also felt like someone who had known me for a while and I appreciated that. WARNING: Ep 10 did give me some extreme rapist vibes! BAD TOUCH!! (O_O)


Koutetsujou No Kabaneri/Kabaneri Of The Iron Fortress (S1) - If you like bloody action of high quality with humans fighting against superhuman enemies then this is most surely something for you. Many parallels can be pulled to Attack on Titian, but I would never call this a rip-off. All the animation is in the A+ class and there is this wonderful colouring/lighting effect they sometimes use for close ups which makes the characters look absolutely stunning. The level of details on the character designs also stuck out to me (A+ there too).


Shokugeki no Soma / Food Wars: Shokugeki no Soma (S1+S2+1OVA) - Also known as food porn. I had never heard of this until Dan and Phil mentioned it in a video and when I understood that it was about food I had to check it out. I love shows/stories that are centered around cooking (Hell´s Kitchen, Master Chef, Kitchen Princess, etc) so I really got hooked on this. Not only is the food animated beautifully, but you learn a lot at the same time. And the absurd (dirty) humor is so redicoulus that I cannot help but laugh.


Re:Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu / Re:ZERO - Starting Life in Another World (S1) - When I first saw posters for this show they never caught my interest. It looked so much like the generic fantasy harem anime that I just ignored it. But then a friend forced me to actually see it and BOY was I wrong. Let me put it this way: Imagine Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni but with a higher budget and set in a fantasy land. So if you enjoy blood, gore and mind games, check this baby out!


Ghost Hunt (S1) - I know that I had seen this anime when it was new, but apparently I never saw the final episodes of the season since I had no idea what was going to happen. But glad that I saw this again! Not the scariest or goriest show out there, but it is fun and entertaining. My favorite part is how all the characters get along even though they have different beliefs and ways of dealing with the unknown. 


Psycho-Pass (S1 + S2 + 1 movie) - Everybody were recommending this show to me and I understand why. There is detective work, blood/gore, and some kick-ass action; just right for me. However, I am not into all the tech porn (you know - when the put so much time and focus on weapons and other technology when they open up, charge, fire, etc. Not my thing!), but it was still a good anime. The only downside was that I felt very little when characters died, which was strange since I usually get attached very easily and morn fictional characters on a regular basis.  


Mayoiga / The Lost Village (S1) - Oh maaan. I was expecting something along the lines of Battle Royale, but this was nothing but a big disappointment. There was so much potential in the first episodes for this to become the next Another or Corpse Party, but nooo. Lack of death aside, I guess it had it´s creepy moments, but the finale was not worth the wait in my opinion. I was actually so upset by the final twist that I sat down and basically created an alternative version of the story. Same basic structure, characters, feel and pitch, but with a more classic psychological horror plot. I would also have put the focus on other characters over the two basic cardboard cutouts (I vote for Valkana and Nanko!).


Corpse Party: Tortured Souls - Bougyakusareta Tamashii No Jukyou (5OVA) - I had seen this before when it first came out, but since I am still in a Halloween mood I decided to give it a re-watch. Totally one of those shows that I cannot look away from (not only because I need the subs, but you know what I mean). Spooky details all over the place blended with intestines and body horror. I may not be a big fan of the Elfen Lied-wannabe character designs, but I would totally watch it a third time when I once again forget the ending. I was so shocked that all I could do was to stare at the screen while the credits passed by. 


Mira Nikki / The Future Diary (S1) - That moment you like the premise and concept of a show, but dislike the main characters. Damn that moment. It could be that the English dub makes the protagonists seem more douchey than what they actually are in the oringal Japanese version, or it´s just that they are both written poorly (IMO). But I like the background characters and there is some genuine tension throughout the show, so I watched it all.


Yuri!!! On ICE (S1) - I had been looking forward to this since the first trailer, so it was really really hard for me to wait until all episodes had aired before I had a marathon. But gah! It was worth it! There are no cliffhangers no, but the show just makes you feel so warm and fluffy that you want to see more right away. It is a sports anime, but the characters and relationships are so well developed that I would say to give it a chance even if sports isn’t for you. You will still fall in love with everybody and you just want them all to win gold and be happy!!

PS: Oh dear brother of mine, if you are reading this, be prepared for an anime night next time we meet. You and Jorge will love this! ;D


BONUS:

Kimi No Na Wa / Your Name (movie) - Hands down one of the best MOVIES I have seen this year. Well made, a story that pulls you in, heart-wrenching and beautiful music. This is totally up there amongst Wolf Children and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time and I will definitely be showing this to all my friends, no matter if they are into anime or not. 

Anything For You

Request: “You’re probably getting a ton of requests but I was wondering if you could do a really fluffy pennywise x reader where the readers favorite color is red and penny keeps giving them red balloons just to see the reader smile.”

Pairing: Pennywise x Reader

Warnings: None

A/N: Even though this is short I hope you all still love it

“Penny you seriously don’t have to give me a balloon every day I feel bad.” You giggled as you pointed to the huge amount of balloons that had accumulated in your room.

There were about 10 to 15 balloons floating on your ceiling.

“Well red is your favorite color and my balloons are red sooo why not?” The clown asked.

“Like I said I feel bad, what if you run out someday?” You asked.

“Impossible.” Pennywise said shrugging.

“You sure about that?” You smirked as you crossed your arms.

“Of course darling and I’ll always give you a balloon just to see your beautiful smile.” Pennywise said as he ‘booped’ your nose causing you to giggle.

“Well in that case thank you very much Penny I appreciate it.” You said as you opened your arms and gave him a hug.

Pennywise hugged you as well and placed a kiss on the top of your head, “You’re welcome child I’d do anything to continue to see you happy.” 

Mistakes (Part 1)

Robb Stark x Reader

Requested by: @unicornofdanger

Request: 26, 25, 22, 19, 13, 10, 8 & 4 with Robb Stark please!! I really love your writing and I’m willing to wait!

Words: 605

Drabbles List

26. ‘‘Oh sorry, was I supposed to be listening?’‘

25. ‘‘This. Never. Happened. Got it?’‘

22. ‘‘I should run, shouldn’t I?’‘          (Part 2)

19. ‘‘Why have you been avoiding me?’‘          (Part 2)

13. ‘‘Oh God, he’s serious.’‘          (Part 2)

10. ‘‘Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying.’‘          (Part 2)

8. ‘‘Yell at me, throw a tantrum, just say something!’‘

4. ‘‘You love me as if I deserve you.’‘          (Part 2)

A/N: I’m making two parts of this because some lines give me different vibes. I hope you don’t mind x

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Rick Flag x Reader: Jealousy

Rating: SUPER M RATED

Notes: Some people wanted jealous Rick and smut and one very clever anon wanted Rick jealous of Floyd. So it’s mixed bag. Harley is here too because I love her so much it’s unreal. It all starts with her wanting a favour. Let’s face it, you should probably send her a gift bag after this.

P.S. Apologies for the lateness but I was offline for a while there and my internet is only just back. I honestly felt like a caveman without internet for a few hours. 


“Hey, so I kinda need you to do me a favour.”

Looking up from the book you’d been engrossed in, you eyed Harley Quinn who was seated across the room from you. Harley asking for a favour could never end well. Never did end well. But somehow, some way, you always seemed to be dragged kicking and screaming into her schemes anyway.

Setting your book down with a sigh you took the bait.

“What sort of favour? If it involves a reunion between you and a certain Clown Prince of Crime you can forget it,” you grumbled, not likely to forget your last meeting with her precious ‘Mista J’ any time soon. There was something about having a knife stuck into your belly that a girl just couldn’t forget.

Harley shook her head quickly, grinning now that you seemed at least partly on board. She crossed her legs and settled in against the back of the couch.

“It’s nothin’ shady, don’t worry,” she answered in what you thought was supposed to be her soothing, innocent voice. But it just seemed to make you antsy rather than take your nerves away. “All I need little old you to do is to seduce someone.” Your eyes shot to hers and she smiled. “That’s all.”

You gave her a dry look.

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Review: Anne with an ‘E’ (Spoilers)

So I had just finished the Netflix series Anne with an ‘E’ with my Mum (who watched all of it a week prior to me) and I feel as if I need to give a consensus as a child who read all the books and felt that the 1985 adaptation was as close to perfect as anyone could get. I also see my younger self as a little Anne Shirley which is why I am so fiercely protective of this series and any adaptation of said series. So lets get to it:

My Praises

-The Cast: Although I do have an enternal love for Megan Follows, Jonathan Crombie, Colleen Dewhurst, and Richard Farnsworth as their respective characters; I could not imagine another better cast as the one in Anne with an 'E’. Newcomer Amybeth McNulty undeniably shines as the fierce and imaginative Anne Shirley. She captures Anne completely with even the slightest of expressions. Lucas Jade Zumann becomes Gilbert “Heart-Eyes” Blythe with his loving smirk and utter adoration of Anne. I also commend Geraldine James for making such an exquisite Marilla. James nailed Marilla’s sterness and sensitivity. Lastly, Corrine Koslo made Rachel Lynde my absolute fave and I have no problems with that.
-The Soundtrack: That upbeat and vibrant Celtic music.
-The Cinematography: It felt like I was truly experiencing the world through Anne’s eyes. So stunning to watch.
-The Episode Titles: I just loved this little detail they added in making all the episode titles Jane Eyre quotes. Since it is my favourite novel of all time, it did make me squeal a little everytime they mentioned it in the show.
-The Directing: Speechless, honestly. Props to the 5/7 female directors. We honestly do not see enough of them in this day and age.
-The Feminism!: That theme of feminism that underlyed throughout the show was something that made it stick. In a young girl’s coming-of-age story, there always should be a bit of feminism and girl empowerment to make it relatable. It was also Marilla’s coming-of-age in a way as well, becoming a “Mother in a Modern World”.
-Anne & Diana’s Adorable Friendship: Bossom Friends till the end.

My Criticism

-The Anne and Gilbert Love Story: Now before you all throw your hands 'round my throat, hear me out. These two are my precious babies. They are the teenage Lizzie and Darcy. Now Lizzie didn’t talk to Darcy because “a friend liked him”. No. Lizzie didn’t talk to Darcy because of her own stupid pride. Just like Anne. I have no idea why the writers thought of that “friend obligation” thingo. Anne was stupidly proud and ignored Gilbert because of that. Gilbert also was a bit of a twat when he pulled her hair and called her “carrots” (fucking iconic) not all soft and gentle. But the rest they got right. Except for the last episode (which a will get to..) where they called “truce”. Anne and Gilbert did not call “truce” until like 3 years later. Apart from that, the kids had amazing chemistry and were extremely adorable. Could have had extra time with spelling bees and stuff though.
-The Theives: I seriously have no clue. I was literally like this at that strange cliffhanger ending “!?!?!?!?!?”. It was really out of place.
-Gilbert working on the Docks: This honestly just made me really fucking mad. How is this going to change Anne and Gil’s relationship!? Is he coming back to school!? Is he going to become a doctor!!??
-The Lack of Anne’s Pride and Vanity: I wanted the Anne who accidentally dyed her hair green and climbed the roof of the school! The one who was so incredibly proud and vain. It made her relatable.

Overall, I think the pluses outweight the minuses. Y'all should give it a watch ASAP. Nothing will ever top the 1985 adaptation (or ya know the books) but this one certainly gives it a run for its money.

Time for a story - Just be there

“Please just sit down in the waiting room for a moment,” the receptionist said with cheerful voice. “Dr. Hampton will have time for you in a couple of minutes.”

“Thank you,” Felicity replied, not even trying to match the receptionist’s smile because even just looking at it she could feel her face hurt with the effort to try. She put her wallet back into her purse and took Oliver’s hand. “Come on.”

Oliver squeezed her hand gently before he lifted it to his lips and kissed her knuckles. Felicity shot him a short glance and gave him a smile that she hoped reached her eyes more than most of her smiles of the past days had. Quietly they made their way to the small waiting room and sat down in the comfy chairs.

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FANFIC Friday 10/13

mI never properly do recs but I decided to try my hand at making a lists of them on Fridays. Today’s entries will be Unforgettable Spock/Uhura FanFiction compiled by Kerry Lamb (PART ONE)

These stories aren’t necessarily multi-chapter epics or funny little sonnets. They’ve made the list because they’ve stuck with me over the years. It might have been from their overall feelings once I finished reading the last chapter or a brilliant paragraph in the middle of the story; either way I think everything here is worth a read:

1. Pronged by The calliope https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5463577/1/Pronged

This infamous little number has been around for years and was written by the wonderfully witty Calliope. In this tale she gives life ( and a ton of gasps and laughs) as Nyota becomes familiar with Spock’s unique Vulcan biology. It’s strange for sure and discomforting at points but as someone who loves to write about Spock’s ~ahem~ anatomy, I appreciate how tastefully it’s presented and humorously it’s written. 5/5 clutching of pearls and scandalized snickers

2. Reason Interrupted by wintermoonwitch

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5757641/1/Reason-Interrupted

Oh man you guys, I reached a point in this where I just had to close my laptop and sit with how poignantly this author described longing. I felt it in my soul y’all, deep down in the pit of it where your being wishes to be recognized by another in epiphany of need. This was probably my first S/U slow burn if I think back but even if it’s not, it was definitely the first time I felt the pining of Spock so sharply. 5/5 single tear drops  

3. A Vulcan walks into a bar by Linstock

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10314092/1/A-Vulcan-Walks-into-a-Bar

Ah, Lady Linstock is a talented miss. She not only uses her pen to write stories but draw them out at well. She has many fics to choice from but I went with this one because it was funny, sultry and to the point. This one shot perfectly illustrates the smokey dive of a bar Uhura finds herself in just as Steinbeck goes about describing his scenery. Sights, smells, sounds; everything is described in rich detail to transport the reader into the bar alongside her to witness her noticing him enter. Perfect for a lunch read or waiting in line. 5/5 Oh my’s

4. What we think we know by Notesfromaclassroom

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6290860/1/What-We-Think-We-Know

This story was my first case of being like ‘ You Idiots! Just kiss already!’ and I loved every delicious word of it. Ripe with misunderstandings and miscommunication, the yearning to see these two together was SKRONG ( spelling intended) ya’ll! One of my favorite how did they meet/getting to know ya fics, the story is woven into a rich tapestry like every other fanfic Notes writes. I haven’t read all of her recent stories but this one will always hold a special place in my heart. 5/5 groans for people in love to get it together

5. The Ek'Tevan Prerogative by SimplyMare

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5741795/1/The-Ek-Tevan-Prerogative

I don’t think it will come as a surprise that I like to sip all the tea that anyone is willing to spill. Simply put I love drama and Simplymare brought me a TON of it with this monster fic. Wrecked does not begin to describe how I felt about seeing everything unfold when Vulcan hands down the prerogative to have every remaining Vulcan mate to revive their diminished population. Ruined forever by this but I needed a fic like this. I can’t even look at a compass without thinking about this story. 5/5 sobs into a pillow

6. Sexy Beast by Pink Elegance https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5764950/1/Sexy-Beast

My God. This. Story. Is. HAWT. HOT. HAUTE. Just all the hots! Mirrorverse whether TOS or AOS is always a favorite and Pinkie’s Spock knows how to get a lady all the hots and bothered. I would have saved this for the smut fic rec but honestly this sessy mess is unforgettable in all the ways. I won’t say much but I will say this: MirrorVerse, Dominate Spock, Prissy Uhura. 5/5 Protest of being a lady

7. Higher Gravity by PoorQueequeg 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10024968/1/Higher-Gravity

It’s no secret that I have an undying love for PoorQueequeg and her writing. Witty, Raunchy and Feel provoking are just a few of her many charms and her works of fiction always satisfy. Your brain probably thought of always as sometimes but my brain is saying ALWAYS. Back when I was pregnant with my second safu, PoorQueenie treated me with this fic because I wanted S/U and all things Vulcan. The vividness that she brings to the world of Vulcan took me out of my stuffy house and onto the multi-colored sand dunes of the Giant Red planet. Every chapter was like a new day of travel on a vacation and while Nyota suffered the gravity, thin air and heat of this world I was able to explore in the comfort of Earth. Even unfinished, it remains breathtaking and amazing. 5/5 awestruck

8. T’Du by Valyria https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8960945/1/T-du

Of course I’m going to include one of the many gift fics Val wrote me; they’re amazing as she is! I chose this one because I am addicted to Jerk!Spock. There are plenty of misunderstandings but what makes it heady is how much of an alpha asshole he is. So while slightly OOC, I love reading Spock this way and reading chapter after chapter of Nyota taming his shrew ass. 5/5 need help.

9. Flawed Logic by PoorQueequeg

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8701324/1/Flawed-Logic

Srsly just read. While Sufficiently Familiar gets a lot more love, Flawed logic is near and dear to me as a series of sensual vignettes of our pair being domestic and lovey dovey coo coo birds. I also favor this one because they have lots of boyfriend girlfriend fights like normal folks. An absolute fav and royal gem. 5/5 illogically love it

10. Lies in Silence by slwmtiondaylite1

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6430854/1/Lies-in-Silence

This was the first fic that I read that I believed to be incredibly dark that was also well written. There are plenty of dark/angsty fics out there but not all of them are well written ( I stand guilty of that charge as well with a few of my older fics) but the style and skill of this work shines out from that darkness. Here we get to see a Nyota and Spock at odds even as their drawn together in a cruel and heartless mirrorverse. 5/5 approve of this angst fest

11. The punishment of Ms. Uhura by Dearland 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5358954/1/The-Punishment-of-Ms-Uhura

What can I say? I like my smut. And Dearland has one hell of a cheek warmer here in the punishment of Ms.Uhura. What starts out looking like an incredibly inappropriate abuse of power turns into a hot and steamy desk romp complete with sweet nothings and scenes that make your mouth run dry and have the wetness going elsewhere. 5/5 porn stars

12. The Experiment by thehopefuladdict  

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5895465/1/The-Experiment

That first chapter slayed me, watered my crops, reset my edges, cured my acne and paid my muthafuckin bills. Lawd ha’ mercy that quad scene. 5/5 chile

13. Winds against a star by Valyria

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8599988/1/Winds-against-a-Star

Not only my first beta job but the first fanfic to bring me to tears. The Spock and Nyota of this story are fleshed out so well that I had no problem imagining them or their settings. Drama, Heat, suspense, and so much more. 5/5 in feel goods

14. Control by recumbentgoat https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6541485/1/Control

I had trouble finding this but the scenario was clear in my mind of Nyota getting ready to join the girls on the beach and Spock being all ‘ Where the hell you going in that 5/5 bleets of glee

15. Pride and Logic by DawnCadance

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5106779/1/Pride-and-Logic

After looking at the title need I say more? Uppity attitudes, cutting remarks, shade for days, Nyota and Spock go and try and deny the obvious that they were meant to be together and that they’re stupid hot for each other even if the other one is being a dolt. 5/5 classical romance

16. Fire and Light by Yalegirl03 https://archiveofourown.org/works/100686

Jebus Christo, I wasn’t ready ya’ll!!!! I know that Yalegirl03 could throw down when it came to writing but at the same time I really didn’t though. Like I peeped her one day one AO3 and had my whole ass turned out. At prose she’s phenomenal, at style she is stellar and for evoking emotions regardless of how the reader is feeling she is villainous in her execution. Even if this story doesn’t do it for you ( for me it was damn near a one handed read) she has so many more, so many delightful stories that you have GOT to read, seriously. 5/5 blackgirlmagic

17. All the way around by DrHolland

 https://archiveofourown.org/works/8125246/chapters/18626842

Again we lost another one to another newer, hipper fandom but she has left us with brilliant pieces in the wake of her S/U fangirl romance. I love this story for some many reasons, one of which is that Spock is the one chasing Ny and Ny is the one that’s trying to be logical. Girl she does not give up that ghost easy but you know that ol’ boy woos her in the end. Also I’m a nut for the way she has him going gaga over Ny in general. 5/5 Marvin Gaye songs

Okay I should seriously stop so I have something left for a few more fridays, even though this is just the tip of the S/U fanfic iceburg. So many of you have brilliant fics that are just waiting to be discovered and I hope that writing these lists help marginally in that effort. LLAP, bitches.

@yalegirl03 @linstock-oz @myvulcanboyfriends-moms-necklace @valinde @poorqueequeg @slwmtiondaylite

Hot n’ Cold - Jakob Chychrun

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Note: Hi again, cuties! I hope you guys have been enjoying all the imagines just as much as I’ve enjoyed writing them! Here’s another one for you guys, which I almost guarantee I had a shitload of second-hand embarrassment writing. Hope you all enjoy!

Mentions: Max Domi, Lawson Crouse, Clayton Keller

Warnings: Steam (but no smut), second-hand embarrassment if you feel that

Smut: Yes | No

Requested: Yes | No

Up Next: William Karlsson

Teaser: “Just take off your coat, babe, you’re gonna have a stroke if you keep it on.” He finally got underneath your hand to undo the top two buttons, revealing the lace you had on underneath.

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I hoped you wouldn’t notice (how I hid my darkness from you)

aka First time avoiding each other

Originally posted by jynandor

THIS IS PART OF A SERIES. IT WILL MOST LIKELY MAKE SENSE BY ITSELF BUT JUST A FOREWARNING.

PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5 PART 6

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Cassian x Reader

Words: 2078 

Series Summary: Cassian and Reader Firsts – from meeting each other to the first time, first kiss, first fight, first “I love you”, to their (first) last breaths (maybe…that might be too depressing)

Time Cassian and Reader have known each other: 9 ½ months

Chapter: 7/20

Prompt: Anonymous- “firsts” for cassian x reader please?!? (like first date, first kiss, first fight etc) :-))

Author’s notes: Sorry for killing all of you last chapter… I love the angst so much haha but no worries they will get together… eventually ;) seriously though it’s soon like really soon I’m an impatient person. Hope you enjoy this chapter! Also I am so proud that I got this up at a reasonable hour.


Ever since you and Cassian had kissed things had been weird. You both acted like you were fine. But you could tell something was off. Every time Cassian would go to touch you, you’d tense up. Every time you would turn away, Cassian’s face would fall. Your conversations weren’t full of laughter anymore and Cassian’s once bright eyes were dark. You wouldn’t sleep over in each other’s room after a long night of conversation anymore. And it even became awkward to sit in silence together.

Not truly having Cassian there hurt you. You began to feel alone again. Although he was physically there, it just wasn’t the same and it began to impact you. You would walk shoulders slumped through the halls. You’d ignore people who would try to talk to you. You would skip mission briefings because you couldn’t focus. And you began to have trouble sleeping.

You would lie awake at night staring at the ceiling just wondering where it all went wrong.

It wasn’t until a week after your kiss that you got called on another mission. With a quick message to Cassian, you were off. You couldn’t be happier to get off world. A mission would get your mind off things.

However, the mission didn’t go as planned.

The second you your ship landed, you were under fire. Your ship was blown up and you were stranded. By the time you found the rebel you were meant to rescue you had already been there for five days. And just as you were hijacking a ship to get off planet your rebel was shot down.

You barely escaped uninjured back to base. 

You wouldn’t speak for hours after you landed. All you were able to tell your supervisors was that the rebel was dead.

General Draven assured you that this wasn’t your fault and there wasn’t anything you could have done differently.

But you couldn’t help thinking that it was your fault. Everything recently had been your fault. This rebel’s death. Your relationship with Cassian. Everything.

Draven told you to take some time and that your next mission wouldn’t be for another few weeks.

The second you walked out of the room you saw Cassian leaning against the wall. Instead of going towards him like you usually would, you turned and walked away.

You did something that you hadn’t done in a while. Hadn’t done since you met Cassian.

You vanished.


You’d done this before, many times in fact. The last time it happened was right before you met Cassian. You had lost three rebels on a mission. And had vanished for 2 weeks.

People were used to it by now (people meaning your supervisors). They gladly left you alone as long as you were back in time for your next mission.

Usually you could camp out in your room or ship for the duration of the time, but you knew you couldn’t stay in any place that Cassian would be able to find you. In the past you didn’t have to avoid anyone, because no one was really checking up on you. But Cassian had changed that. You couldn’t face him right now, even though it was him that you were craving comfort from the most.

After searching the base, you ended up camped out in a spare workshop in the far corner of the base. You’d pace the room, break some spare bottles, and when you got to the point of exhaustion you would pass out underneath the workshop table.

You were surprised it took so long, but Cassian found you three days after you vanished.


Cassian had spent three days running around base looking for you. He knew that things had been weird since the kiss, but he didn’t know why you were avoiding him. Surely he hadn’t fucked up your relationship that much.

That kiss had been everything to him and when you had said that it didn’t mean anything it had broken him. He had tried to push away his feelings and just continue being friends, but after kissing you, it was almost impossible. All he could think about was how he wanted to hold you close and never let you go.

After yelling at Draven for three days straight he finally told Cassian where you were.

Outside the workshop door is where Cassian found himself early one morning. He found himself wondering if he should just leave you alone or knock.

However, when he heard a huge crash inside he decided that beating on the door was the best bet. He continued yelling for you for the next hour, but you didn’t respond.

Eventually he gave up sliding down to rest against the door. He was exhausted. He hadn’t been sleeping well. His nights were plagued with horrific nightmares of losing you. He knew he would only be able to sleep knowing you were okay. He figured this would be the closest he would get to you so he laid down and fell asleep right outside the door.


You sat in the corner of the dark room staring at the door. Cassian was begging you to let him in. And even though that was all you wanted you couldn’t find it in yourself to move. 

Hours passed and you figured he had given up but when you opened the door you found him asleep on the floor.

Your eyes welled up with love for him, but you couldn’t bring yourself to wake him. Instead you took off your jacket and gently covered him with it. You brushed his hair back from his face and he snuggled into your hand with a sigh. Before you convinced yourself to wake him up, you took off down the hall to find a new hideout.  


When Cassian woke up he felt something resting on top of him. Your jacket. Holding it tight he turned to look into the workshop. The door was open meaning that you must be gone. He slowly pushed it further open and stepped inside.

It was dark, musty, and covered in dust. He could see old half eaten food sitting on the table, broken bottles smashed on the ground, and a body shape in the dust marks on the ground.

His heart clenched.

If you had gone this far to get away from him then maybe he should just leave you alone. He would give you that space you clearly needed. He would stay away as long as you wanted. Even if it tore him apart.


After a week of hiding out you slowly made your comeback. You had read the mission report over and over and realized that there was nothing you could have done. You accepted that. And now you had to accept that you had to fix your relationship with Cassian.

You had to find him.

But he was nowhere to be found.

You knew he was on base, a few rebels you asked verified that.

When you finally caught sight of him a day later you breathed out his name. And as if he had heard you from across the room, he turned to face you. You smiled gently and started toward him, but once he caught sight of you, his eyes flashes and he quickly left the room.

You took off after him, but once you rounded the corner you found an empty hall. You stood there for a few minutes wondering what was going on.

Cassian was avoiding you.

Much like you had just avoided him. You couldn’t be mad for you had just done this to Cassian himself, but it didn’t make it hurt any less.

Every time Cassian would see you, he would immediately leave.

Overall, you and Cassian spent two whole weeks avoiding each other. It was the worst two weeks the rebel base had ever seen. No one was really sure what was going on. They had definitely seen you kiss in the hangar, but Beron, the mechanic had squashed any romantic connotation by spreading the true story. All they knew was that you and Cassian weren’t talking to each other. And it was affecting everyone.

Rumors were flowing. No one could focus on their work. Meetings were held at all different times because you and Cassian were always apart.

You both went on missions without saying goodbye. You didn’t eat together anymore and your table in the mess hall had been empty for weeks. You hadn’t spoken in weeks. You didn’t even acknowledge each other.

It was making you sick.

It wasn’t until Cassian got hurt on a mission that you finally broke your silence.


One morning, you received word from the med bay that Cassian was being treated, you hadn’t even know he was off on a mission.

You were still listed as his family.

When you arrived, you were told to stay in the waiting room. For an hour you paced back and forth.

No one would let you in to see him or even update you on his condition.

You were finally able to bulldoze yourself through a group of nurses to get into Cassian’s room.

You flew through his door gasping out his name.

Color you surprised when you saw a completely healthy looking Cassian sitting up in bed, “Y/N?’

You flushed, “I-…“

The nurse in the room cleared his throat, “I think I’ll give you two some space.”

Once he shut the door your head dropped.

Y/N, what’s going on? Why are you here? Are you alright?” Cassian said frantically looking you up and down.

“Do you even care?” You snapped regretfully.

What? How could you even ask me that?”

“You’ve been avoiding me.” You muttered.

You’re the one that started avoiding me remember? How do you think I felt? Every day trying to find you, to talk to you, only to have you ignore me.Cassian barked.

“I- I didn’t think. I couldn’t…” You winced shrinking back.

Cassian sighed, “Y/N what is going on? Why were you avoiding me? Is it about the rebel you lost? The kiss?”

You were silent. “Is it me?” His voice cracked, “Because if it is, we can talk about it. Just, please. I miss you.”

You choked back a sob, “No. I don’t know. I just- The kiss. The rebel. Everything has been going wrong and I didn’t know how to fix it. So I ran.”

Cassian stayed silent.

Please can we just be friends again.”

Cassian laughed lightly and you flinched back, “We will always be friends. I’m never going anywhere okay?”

“I’m so sorry.” Your voice cracked.

Cassian grabbed your hand, pulling you closer to him, “Y/N. Why didn’t you just talk to me? I could have helped you. You know you can tell me anything. Even if you just need some space. Tell me and I’ll give it to you.”

“I didn’t want space though. Not from you. I never want space from you.” You said tightening your hand in his.

Cassian looked confused, “But isn’t that what you wanted?”

No.” You cried, “I just want you.”

He smiled and held open his arms.

You ran into him burying your head in his chest. He groaned in pain, however when you tried to pull away he just pulled you closer and held you tighter.

You and Cassian talked for the next few hours. You caught each other up on everything you had missed out on.

You talked about how wrong the mission went and how it had felt to lose a fellow rebel. Cassian talked about how he hadn’t been sleeping, because he had been worried about you and how shitty he felt not being able to talk to you for weeks.

You went back and forth until you finally reached the kiss.

You both decided that it was just best to move on for now. Even though it sent a pang through both of your hearts, it was for the best. You were just getting back to being best friends again and you didn’t want anything to fuck that up.

With a promise to talk about it sometime in the future after you both figured out your feelings, you fell asleep.

Hours later the nurse would find the two of you tangled together fast asleep in his tiny twin bed.

You know I love you, right?

I love you too.

Even though you both knew that it meant something more, for now this was enough. You finally had your best friend back.


Tagged: @ly–canthrope @misswinchester221b @heyjess-marie

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PART 8

The Six Senses - Chapter 1: Shake the Blinds

Chapter 1   AO3

I actually posted a snippet of this first chapter on here, but didn’t really do much with it after.  Yesterday, I randomly got inspired to work on it again, and ended up finishing this chapter, coming up with a title, and even working on chapter names.  Don’t worry, I’m still working on “Stan-at-Home”, but I thought you guys deserved a fic chapter of some sort while I slowly chip away at it.

Summary: A shady company turns its eye towards the rare humans born with psychic abilities, and kidnaps them as infants on the day they are born. Only three people have ever escaped. On August 31, 1999, two newborns are taken from Piedmont, California. Two men, determined to bring the newborns home, find themselves back at the company that stole their childhood. Their names: Stanley and Stanford.

The evening wind will shake the blinds
You’re stirring from your slumber
We’ve got something hateful on our minds

- The Mountain Goats, “Alpha Rats Nest”


1999

               The phone rang.  Stan let out a loud groan.  He blindly slammed his hand down in the general direction the noise was coming from. His fingers finally grabbed the phone, and he put the receiver near his ear.

               “Uh-huh?”  His voice was thick from sleep.  

               It’s a miracle I was even able to get out those two syllables.

               “Stanley, sorry to wake you.”  Stan frowned.  He recognized that voice.

               “Stanford?  Surprised you’re actually using a phone,” Stan said, sitting up and rubbing his eyes tiredly.  “Instead of getting ahold of me through the usual way.”

               “Yes well, the usual way has its downsides.  One of them being that I can’t let others talk to you.  And there is someone here that you need to speak to.”

               “Uh-huh?  And who’s that?”

               “Our older brother.”  Stan’s heart suddenly began to race.

               “Wait, older brother?  You- you actually managed to track down our family?” Stan asked, startled out of sleepiness.  Ford chuckled softly.

               “It certainly took me long enough.  By the way, found out our last name, too.”

               “What is it?”

               “Pines,” Ford said, in a tone that suggested he was still getting used to the concept of having a last name.  Stan mouthed the name himself, hoping for yet at the same time dreading a connection to this, one of the few remnants of the life he could have led. “Regardless, Mr. Pines-”  Stan snorted.

               “Can’t really take you seriously there Sixer.”

               “Mm, it doesn’t feel familiar, does it?”

               “Nope.  Not at all.”

               “Well, regardless, Stan, our older brother wanted to talk to you. Here he is.”  There was a shuffling over the line.  Stan swung his feet over the side of the bed, putting himself into a bit more formal position.  Something that suited meeting a long-lost brother better.

               Not wearing pants, though.  

               “Stanley?” a voice said.  Stan’s heart, which had slowed down somewhat, began to pick up in pace again.

               “Yeah, it’s- it’s me.”

               “Holy Moses, I- Mom and Pops, they told me that you and Stanford were lost. Stillbirths.  Never thought I’d hear your voice.”

               “I’m in a similar boat here.”

               “Yeah, I suppose you are.  Anyways, my, uh, my name is Sherman.  But please, call me Shermie.”

               “Shermie.  You got it.”

               I have an older brother named Sherman Pines.

               “And this- this is all going to sound awful but, uh, Stanford got a hold of me at a pretty pivotal moment.”  Shermie let out a dry laugh.  “I mean, the first time I meet you guys, and it’s to ask you a favor.”

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Anon asked: Why do you hate Episode 6. Is it just J***rys or something else.?

Hey, anon. I’m gonna write a post cause you wrote J**nerys and I really don’t wanna end up in the j/d tag.

I wish I could hate it only for the j/d stuff. I really wish at this point. It’d be painful anyway, but not THIS painful. 

I quite enjoyed the conversations we got during this “Fellowship of the Wight” journey, especially the one between Jon and Beric. That gave us a new perspective over Jon and his acceptance of his role in this war, the one of the hero. Jorah/Jon moment was very touching, Tormund talking about Brienne was the best thing of the episode ahaha. I very much appreciated all of this. So it wasn’t all that bad. 

But the whole reason why they went on this suicidal trip? should we talk about this? What was Tyrion even thinking? Because Jaime stands beside Cersei, she would listen? She’s Cersei for fuck’s sake! They will never convince her, not even with the proof, simply because she wants them all dead. What better chance then waiting for the NK to kill them all? It seems like Tyrion all of a sudden turned into an idiot, even though he has his moments of clarity. 

Seriously, why the fuck did they even go? It was a suicide mission where there was a 99.9% possibility that everybody would have died, and this, all of this….only to bring proof to CERSEI? COME ON. It’s the one of the dumbest ideas ever! I could have understood if it had come from Jon who doesn’t really know who Cersei really is, but he was skeptical at first as well.

It was just a plot device for a) Viserion to die; b) Make D@ny look like the Hero who risks her life; c) Make Jon bend the knee cause she’s so awesome and the North will see her for who she really is aka“MY QUEEEEEEENNNNNN”.

Let me express how all of this makes me so uncomfortable through Ned fucking Stark. 

The problem is that they cannot start this short storyline without having a strong basis to it, taking the proof to show to Cersei was such a weak device plot, considering that Tyrion of all people is the one who suggested such thing. I wished Sansa could have been there to tell them in their face “You fucking stupid. She will never help you.” 

I mean, this whole mission didn’t even give the chance to Jon to avoid the kneeling part, because he did it anyway. And here comes the part I loathe the most and you may think “but it’s j**erys part!”, yeah, but I don’t despise the concept of them together in this ep., I despise what Jon did. The very notion that he symbolically handed the North seconds after she assured him she would fight alongside him against the NK, was atrocious to watch. She was ready to help him without asking anymore to kneel, because a) she lost her child which means she’s certainly seeking vengeance and b) she’s falling in love with Jon, her heart is softening for him and this is bringing her to follow him and his cause. But he knelt anyway, he promised to kneel without her asking for it. She would have asked him again eventually, I’m sure she would have, but most probably after the war. There was no reason at all for him to promise such thing and to worsen it all, he decided that the Northern Lords will see how great she is and how much she deserves to be the Queen of a place where she wasn’t either born or raised. He was raised there, by the Ned Stark, among Starks, he lived in WF, he knows the North, why would he think Northmen would rally behind a foreign Queen? because she has dragons? because apparently after spending 10 min, most of the time asking to bend the knee, he realized she deserves it?

I thought about it, I tried to excuse him, I tried to understand his pov and I hope ep. 7 will give us more insight of his decision, but I cannot understand. He wasn’t forced, he didn’t have dragons ready to burn him alive, didn’t have a knife to his throat. He did it deliberately and if there’s no ulterior motive to this, then this is really character assassination. 

He betrayed the North, he betrayed his whole family, he betrayed Sansa who struggled so much to take back her home. He gave the North to a Southern ruler who knows shit about the North, its Lords and how they work. She has neither knowledge nor understanding of such dreary place, as Tyrion put it. Yet the KITN gave it to her. What for? to finally be the hero of this story? to stop being the King he doesn’t want to be? ok fine, at least go back home and discuss this with your family, with your people, with Sansa who already suffered enough through the hands of southerners. What does he think it’s gonna happen? “oh yeah Jon, it’s ok.”? He doesn’t even have the excuse that he was forced to do so. Not even that. Poor Sansa that once again has a man who doesn’t care about her thoughts and opinions, only because the Queen with silver hair saved his ass and now she’s awesome and she deserves the North cause dragons and heroism.

Fuck this shit.

There’s literally no concern about his family when he’s lying on that bed, no concern on the reaction of the people who chose him and of the woman who’s been his Regent for months. This is not Jon. This is not him. 

I don’t think I’ve ever been that pissed off over anything that ever happened on GoT.  I can’t even cool down and say “let’s see what happens”, because then I think “How about my Queen?” and I rage.

But let’s go to the Arya vs Sansa stuff.

I cannot. I cannot. I cannot. I was so scared that Arya would do something terrible to Sansa. Her complaints about what Sansa had done many years before was so childish, how can you even compute? Does she even know what Sansa had to go through? What she had to endure? What she had to do to survive without killing people? That she’s been raped in her own home? tbh, I thought Arya was smarter than that and that’s why I hope this is a huge, well built trap to LF, otherwise I do not understand. As I don’t get how all of a sudden Sansa let LF in her own chamber and trusts him so much, listens to his advice, when she was the one to say to Jon that “only a fool could trust LF” and she kept dismissing him till 5 minutes before. 

I really, really, really hope this is all a trap because I can’t deal with these characters being so stupid.

The last scene scared the shit out me, but when Arya handed Sansa the dagger, I think Arya was telling her “Show me your face, show me your true loyalty and kill that Creeper you still allow to be in our home.” 

Basically, I’m just hoping that the Starks are all fucking playing the game, cause…they’re so OOC and I cannot deal the next season with my favorite characters being moronic.

I’m so exhausted, I need water…..or wine to forget this shit.

The Confessions Wall (teenlock)

A teenlock fic based off a headcanon by the lovely @grumpy-swoop

Idk how to do italics so everything in an ** is in italics, and i also can’t link the original text post but i’m sure you’ve seen it anyway it’s great

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The Confessions Wall (teenlock)

*I am in love with Sherlock Holmes.*

The Confessions Wall is on the east side of the bottom corridor that leads to the locker rooms and is lined with language classrooms. John stood facing his scrawled handwriting, tongue resting between his lips and hand still hesitating in mid air.

Suddenly the bell went and John jumped out of skin, hurriedly scratching out his writing so hard that the plaster came off the wall. *Shit idea,* he told himself as he turned sharply to go. *Really, colossally shit idea.*

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BTS - Reaction - Fractured

Anonymous said: Can I have bts reaction to when there GF were dancing with the rest of members and her bf(one of them) in practice room and fractured her finger,hand or leg?? If that’s okay with you ofc!

Sure, that’s fine, I got u boo ^^


Jungkook

Tripping over himself, Jungkook ran over to you the instant you screamed in pain. Kneeling beside you, you laid upon the floor whilst holding your leg in your grasp.

Jungkook: “Y/N… ? Y/N? Y/N!! Don’t go into the light! Don’t leave me with my hyungs, who will I make out with-” Put your hand down, Jimin

Y/N: “You know what? I’m feeling a lot better… Actually, can we please go to the hospital? I think I fractured my leg…” Picking you up, he began to walk to the door, before stopping.

Jungkook: “My lips belong only to Y/N, I’m not making out with anyone but them.”

(Imagine you being Jimin in this gif)

Originally posted by hixtapexx


Hoseok

To a large degree, Hoseok felt hugely responsible for you being hurt like this; he was meant to be the best advisor for dance, he got hurt because he felt he failed to guide you properly in your dancing.

Hoseok: “Are you okay? C’mon, can you stand?” In seconds, you were a screaming mess upon the floor, clutching to you legs with the tears of pain and shame running down your face for letting this happen to yourself. As Hoseok wiped the tears from your face, he yelled furiously to his members whom were too stunned to move.

Hoseok: “Don’t just stand there, CALL AN AMBULANCE!! Hang in there, I’ll keep you safe from here on out… Look, smile just like me, you’ll feel better! Promise!”

Originally posted by jinful


Yoongi

He’d only been looking away for a second when he heard a cry of pain from you, fear instantly flowing over him like a merciless wave. Whilst walking over to you, Yoongi subconsciously pushed his members out of the way, almost as if he were in a trance.

Yoongi: “What happened? Are you hurt?”

Y/N: “I just hurt my finger, I’m fine-”

Yoongi: “Don’t lie to me. I know I’m a stubborn bastard who doesn’t want talk about what’s wrong, but that doesn’t give you an excuse to hide your feeling too. Now, are you hurt? … You’re clutching to your finger. We’re going to a hospital to get this checked out, I’m not letting you get hurt anymore.”

Originally posted by jimiyoong


Jimin

You’d been practicing this move with Jimin which entailed him picking you up, though it seemed you two had gotten ahead of yourselves with how good of a grasp you’d had upon the move; ironically, Jimin’s grasp upon you had slipped when he had picked you up, leading him to half throwing and half dropping you towards the floor.

Jimin: “Oh, sh-”

A definite ‘crunch’ resounded thought out the room as your arm came into forceful contact with the floor, ensnaring everyone’s attention immediately by the sound, silencing Jimin also.. Before anyone even had a grasp upon the situation, Jimin had already helped you to your feet and was leading you to the door.

Jimin: “I’m taking you to the hospital, I’m the idiot who did this to you… I’m so so sorry, i thought I had it down, I just-” Silencing him with a kiss, the two of you left for the hospital.

Originally posted by sosjimin


Namjoon

Namjoon quickly realised the situation at hand, being at your side in an instant, the extent of your injuries thankfully being only something small; holding your wrist, you looked up to Namjoon for consolidation.

Namjoon: “Usually it’s me who breaks something, but all joking aside, I think we should get this checked out by a professional. Everyone!” Turning to address his members, he regained his ‘leader voice’.

Namjoon: “In my absence, I expect all of you to practice dancing as usual, alright?” With a general ‘yes’ from the boys, Namjoon hastily leaded you towards the hospital, nothing slowing him down on his doting mission to help you.

Originally posted by yoonseok


Seokjin

Retrieving his frigid bottle of water, he held it against your finger, wincing slightly at the sudden cold contact.

Seokjin: “Can you move it? Bend it?” All attempt to move your finger ended in a blistering wave of pain that flowed though your aching and fractured finger.

Seokjin: “I don’t know of certain, but you might have fractured it, let’s see if we can get an x-ray of it, hmm?”

Y/N: “You really could be a nurse, you’re so good at healing ARMY’s hearts anyway!”

Seokjin: “What can I say? My face is the best medicine!~”

Originally posted by bwiseoks


Taehyung

The two of you had been fooling around while dancing, not really taking anything seriously, that was until Taehyung had pushed you a little harder than expected, causing you to fall to the floor in the most spectacularly painful fashion. Yelling to halt the music immediately, Taehyung was helpless to stop the flood of apologetic tears and words that fell from him.

Taehyung: “I’m so sorry, I never meant to hurt you, tell me how to make it better! I’ll kiss away the pain!”

Y/N: “It’s my arm… I can’t move it-” Picking you up in his arms, Taehyung wordlessly left the room with a new found seriousness in his eyes, the other boys knowing not to interfere with him in this fragile moment.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin


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Fear/Panic

Warren could not breathe.

Of course, he knew that, logically, he was able to breathe. There was enough oxygen in his room and he had a pair of functioning lungs, but his throat and chest were tight with irrational fear and he could not hold his breath for a split second before it rushed out of him again. Black spots were impairing his vision and Warren felt like he was about to pass out. He knew he was hyperventilating, that he was having a panic attack. He also knew what one was supposed to do in a case like this, but his logical reasoning had flown right out of the window, he could not breathe and he was going to die if he did not calm down.

It took some time, determination and a lot of frustration, but eventually, Warren was almost breathing normally again. His mind was still overtaken by screaming panic, and he was still shaking badly, but he felt like the worst part was almost over. Taking a deep, shuddering breath and exhaling audibly afterwards, he wiped over his face with his sleeve, wetting the cotton material with a mix of sweat and tears. He needed to take a shower and change into clean clothes, but the thought of possibly running into one of his fellow students and being picked on for looking like a fucking mess almost made him become hysterical again. Warren was an extrovert at heart, but right now, the idea of human contact made him tremble in horror.

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creator456  asked:

whats gruv//ia university? ive heard things about it and was curious to know what it was and why its a trainwreck

Oh man

The University of Gruvia was one of the many tipping points resulting in the creation of this very blog. It was MAGNIFICENT and to this day I shed a single tear at how beautiful the entire thing was. :’)

The UoG, while it never really kicked off, was intended to be a psuedo university course where you could learn about Gruvia with intensive online classes held by fake professors. And while this was all made in good fun - and I’ve certainly done some ridiculous things in my time - the setup was absolutely ridiculous. 

 I could go into detail on that, but I could also just link you to their About Page. This is the kind of parody humour I aspire to, goddamnit, and they were dead fucking serious about it. There’s a sample course up that’s… well. Here’s their course list. It’s amazing. Honestly the entire blog is still up and it’s worth skimming over if only for the comedy value. And YES it was just for fun and I bear no ill will or malice towards anyone that planned to participate but if I find something funny I find it funny, damnit. 

they had homework man, they had homework

The UoG never really got off the ground because a fake University of Graylu got set up to cruelly troll the Graylu fandom and the mods shut down the UoG because of all the negativity surrounding the project. And kudos to the mods for shutting down what would sprout into a toxic situation if it continued, but even though they took that seriously they probably didn’t take into account how vicious Gruvians could be, because I feel like any anti-shippers would have felt the impact of, uh, this:

If the university had kicked off and had actually been successful, I think a lot of antis would have had a rougher time of it than usual, if only because of a handful of total assholes that were inevitably going to take it upon themselves to do just that. Like, the school was hilarious, but I got the feeling that someone was going to take the game too far, y’know? I’m all for people having harmless fun and enjoying themselves, so the UoG didn’t bother me outside of the potential for people ripping into the anti fandom even more. 

Also, it could’ve been kind of interesting to post my Juvia pieces in a world where the UoG was active. Some days, I still wonder what that world would have been like.

anonymous asked:

Hey, so how did you go about learning programming? I find myself too easily distracted and without many if any people to ask for help past roadblocks

Ahhh - distraction and roadblocks are the hardest parts. I had some luck, in the beginning, as both of those things go.

I started off with the books on https://inventwithpython.com - there’s two free books there that teach you Python by having you make games - seriously fun way to learn programming - especially if you’re not an abstract math nerd (which I’m not). I also just tried to work through all the tutorials I could find in general.

I was lucky that I had a close friend and a partner who were both really into Python (though neither was super advanced at the time), so I did have some people to ask for help.

I also have ADHD (though I didn’t know it at the time), and when I started on programming, I was OBSESSED with it - as in it was almost all I did, and you couldn’t get me to shut up about it. That obsession lasted a few months, and in that time I was able to apply successfully to the Recurse Center (https://recurse.com), which was called Hacker School back then. So I spent 3 months around 60 people working on their own things and pair programming and giving workshops and presentations; we also had amazing programmers come in as residents for a week at a time.

So it was a great outlet for my intense distraction tendencies. It also gave me a way to pick up many things I wouldn’t have gotten to on my own. On the other hand, I literally had two weeks where I literally couldn’t focus enough to work on anything - that sucked!

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Here’s some things that might help:
1. Immerse yourself - books, videos, podcasts. tutorials, programming tumblrs, twitters, etc. This will help with distraction - cuz at least you’ll be distracted by other programming things.
2. Set goals or set a daily time to work on programming. You need to put in at least 1 hr a day, five times a week, in order to make some basic progress. If you’re not already there, then progressively build up to it.
3. Write things out with paper and pen - both for planning and when you’re stuck.
4. Rubber Duck - talk to a person or object, and describe whatever you’re stuck on. Just the act of verbalizing externally will help out (your brain does extra cognitive processing when you do this)
5. Keep a log of what you do/did each day - you’re probably doing more than you realize.
6. Realize that progress doesn’t happen linearly - sometimes you move fast, sometimes you can’t move at all. Just keep putting in tons of effort and you’ll get somewhere.
7. Go for a walk - this does great things for your memory and processing skills, as well as for stress - it’s often when you realize the solution to whatever you’re blocked on.
8. Journal or blog about whatever you’re working on - you’ll start to understand it better as you write, and you’ll have a clear picture of growth.
9. Books are your friend - initially, I only relied on Internet tutorials - books often have a way better quality of information, and it made those internet tutorials way less confusing.
10. When doing tutorials: manually copy/type out the code first; look through the code you just wrote out and try to understand it; compare your observations and questions to the author’s explanations and analysis. Then try to solve a similar exercise, or try to write that program from scratch, without referring to the tutorial.
11. If you don’t have IRL programming friends yet, hang out in online programming spaces and make some friends that way.
12. Once you do have IRL programming friends, try pair programming (essentially 2 people work on the same task together, one person controls the typing - though you can switch) - it’s probably the quickest way to learn.

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Final note: if you’re having serious problems with focus or distraction, it’s worth getting evaluated for things like ADHD or a learning disorder, etc. - my entire first year of progress was held back a lot by undiagnosed and unmedicated ADHD. It made many things really hard to understand, and often meant I was overwhelmed or couldn’t focus.

Good luck - hope this helps!!

Sex Dream

Description: You had a sex dream about Bucky and now you can’t stop imagining him naked.

Part 2

Originally posted by enochianess

It was 5am when you were rudely awoken from a peaceful sleep. Living with two super soldiers, and Sam, would seem like a dream to anyone else, but you’d like to see what they thought when they were woken up at the crack of dawn everyday. Who even chooses to go running so early?!

You knew they were trying to make an effort to be as quiet as they could but somehow they still seemed to stomp around and clash cutlery together so loudly you could hear it even with a pillow over your head.

When they finally left you pulled the duvet over the top of your head and was able to fall back asleep, thoughts of your three annoying best friends on your mind.

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anonymous asked:

Mind making a Kallen/Lelouch post? I mainly see people hating on the ship and no one really talks about the good shit.

:( yeah, it’s never been a ship with a large fanbase. Then again, the shipping contest in CG was unfair, everyone seemed to have a chance but at the same time it seemed nobody did, everyone lashed out at everyone else and so on…

But alright, let’s fangirl/boy here, Anon! Do keep in mind that I am SUCH A RAMBLER and that I don’t vent my Kallen/Lelouch feelings as often as I should so… insanely long post coming up ahead! :’D 

First off, I love the way she’s Lelouch’s first contact with the Japanese Resistance. That situation was pretty extreme (then again, what isn’t in CG? XD), and Lelouch’s attempt to help somehow bites him back in the rear as he ends up involved directly in this “poison gas” theft problem. No doubt, he’s not exactly thrilled about it, but you get the feeling that he’s somewhat waking up from the Britannian Schoolboy mentality, where he was somewhat sleepwalking through life, and he only gets the chance to do everything he did because these crazy japanese people stole that poison gas tank. So yeah, I love that, while she never knew it, her actions are literally what brought Lelouch to act in the first place, because her actions led him to acquire the power he did.

And of course, never hurts that he’s worried about these crazy terrorists and the crap they’re up to… yet he stops to stare at her, knowing he’s seen her before someplace. Never hurts.

Second, I naturally love the code names he comes up with. No doubt they were mostly related to their roles in the chess game Lelouch perceives their war to be, but Kallen was always the Black Queen to his Black King. She’s the executioner, so to speak, the trump card. She had the most talent, the most power even when she was using an old model Knightmare Frame. Lelouch recognized her instinctive response to the KMFs, and knew even as early on as in Episode 2 that Kallen was a prodigious pilot. So I love that duality about them: he plans, she executes. They’re really spot-on with the chess metaphor.

And of course this now brings me to one of my favorite parts about them in the first season, and that’s how Kallen wanted to believe in Zero. She was terrified out of her mind, but she knew that without him they were just a group of people revolting, that they’d be destroyed sooner or later, as they almost were in that raid to their ghetto that they only survived thanks to Zero. So she decided to trust him, despite fearing this would go very wrong, and despite everyone had very fair reasons to distrust Zero. But if it meant freedom for her people, she was up for anything.

And that actually makes me happy about her character as a whole: she never abandoned her nation, never switched sides to fight against it. She always was fighting for the freedom of Japan, no matter which side Lelouch was in. Her stance in regards of the war was stable, and I loved that about her.

But back to the point! Yes, Kallen was the one who gave him his first chances to prove himself, and as it paid off, she grew to admire him more, and even develop a crush on Zero that never did any harm to her character. No doubt she could grow reckless for his sake, no doubt she would stand between him and a gun as many times as need be, but the feelings for him were also feelings she held for her cause. She saw him as the man who could change things for her nation, and she was more than happy to offer her services and help him achieve that goal.

And of course, how dared I forget The False Classmate! That episode is a goldmine for Kallen/Lelouch magic, seriously. Kallen is great in it, with her acting as the mild-mannered sweet girl with frail health and then losing that facade when she thinks she’s alone… but nope, she’s not xD Lelouch wasting his geass on her was also pretty funny. Got to love how she was that much trouble for him because he had no idea what limitations his geass had.

But then she also started figuring him out, and he had to come up with his plan to mislead her… still, I love that tug of war game they have in that episode. They look like they have some sort of secret romance going, which makes Shirley freak out, but it’s so damn amusing that deep down it’s just a game to see who gives up first, who wins, who loses… man, do I love me a ship that plays such veiled games with each other xD And all culminates with the phonecall, and the usual ecchi scenes CG loved to indulge in. But alas, what an episode this was. I still love it to this day.

(sorry not sorry this mess with the bottle was too ridiculous and I loved it xD)

Now, there’s something else I love about Kallen and Lelouch… he knows her, and knows both sides of her, but she doesn’t know both sides of him until later. Lelouch knows the real Kallen is the one who pilots KMFs like a badass, who will give her everything to defeat Britannia and free her people, but she has no idea who Lelouch really is, let alone that he’s Zero. So despite she had some interest in him at first, that interest flatlines outright once we reach Refrain. She slaps him, angry that he would be complacent, that he’d imply it’s better to do nothing regarding the world they’re living in. As a viewer, you know this isn’t what Lelouch really believes, but Kallen doesn’t know this. This was the mysteriously good-looking guy from school who kind of sounds like Zero… and who now says things that, if he truly believes them, rule him out entirely as her hero because this guy doesn’t really seem to want to work to change the fucked up world they live in.

And of course, why would I love this? Because Kallen proves here that her position in the world has nothing to do with whoever she has a crush on (something that later is reiterated in R2). She was intrigued by Lelouch until he said what he said, and yes, he wanted to mislead her, no doubt, but it shows her integrity regarding the stance she takes before the whole world. And I really think that’s one of her best traits, which Lelouch knew, too. He saw her wildest, reckless side, the passionate warrior she was deep down, and he knew to fuel her fire as both Lelouch and Zero. Kallen was determined, strong, and her mind was set. That Lelouch spoke as he did only strengthened her resolve and brought her to believe more in Zero.

… And just, can’t we all simply savor the irony, the amusing way in which this unfolds? How he’s embodying both everything she wants to fight against and everything she believes in? It fascinates me, really. Her conflictive relationship with Lelouch and admiration for Zero in season 1 are so much fun for me…

Of course, tying up with the matter regarding Black King and Queen, and Q-1, comes the moment where Zero appoints her as his official bodyguard. No one had ever seen smiling that way before xD it was such a wonderful thing. And then the bodyguard responsibilities drive her to protect him even in the wildest circumstances, leading to the whole mess at Kaminejima, how they escaped on the Gawain… just gotta love how he took charge while she was freaking out over how this KMF could FLY! But still, her smile upon being his official bodyguard is too much for me, I’m not even sorry.

Though one of the best scenes about them has to be the one from Shirley at Gunpoint. As Lelouch is having a bit of a breakdown, questioning his mission and second-guessing everything they’d done so far, nobody seems to be able to help him. He suffers through it on his own, rethinking everything, trying to pull through with his plans even though the guilt for Shirley’s father’s death is wrecking him. And where anyone else could have been chosen to encourage him out of his rut (I don’t know, maybe Nunnally, as she was his original motivation), the one to do it is Kallen. She lowkey freaks out upon walking in on Zero, shirtless and unmasked, but it’s too dark to see his face. Lelouch asks questions, she answers. She proves her loyalty again, but more importantly, she encourages him. Her belief in him revamps his own belief in their cause. She doesn’t need to see his face, she doesn’t need anything from him, she just wants to fight beside him because too many have already died, too many have already suffered, to leave this fight at this point. Lelouch seriously needed her at that moment, even if he might not have known it all along. What she said really set him back on the right path, the path he had set his mind on. And this aspect of their relationship comes back later on too, in a different form, of course…

But anyways, look at them smile because of each other!

HE THANKED HER!!!

And indeed, season 1 ends with Kallen discovering that the asshole who didn’t care and the genius who embodied her dream were one and the same. And she’s not very happy about it, nope. Lelouch’s reveal seriously shakes her, even though she had suspected it could be him before, but it’s because she’s left wondering who he really was all along. Was he always the man with twenty plans, the genius, the one determined to fight Britannia… or was everything just a game to him? Did he actually give a damn, or didn’t he? Her conflict in that situation comes from something pretty simple: that man embodied both everything she believes in and everything she wants to destroy. The feigned complacent Britannian attitude, the apparent disinterest in anything but himself, were somewhat cemented in her mind by the fact that he just abandoned his troops for no apparent reason. Why did he leave? Does Zero actually not care at all? Does Lelouch actually care a bit? Are Lelouch and Zero really one and the same, or was one of his personas fake?

Season 1 no doubt gave us a great dynamic between these two, because they both trusted and distrusted each other in many ways. While knowing both Kallen Stadtfeld and Kallen Kozuki, Lelouch never dared come clean to her even if he could have. Not knowing who he was, Kallen hated one side of Lelouch and loved the other. And through it all, they kept inspiring each other, believing in one another, and wanting to fight side by side for the future they wanted to create.

R2 takes this dynamic into a whole different direction, though. Mind if I continue under the cut?

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