OK WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS MOVIE?
TODAY I WATCHED THIS LITTLE GEM CALLED KILLER BEAN FOREVER.
IT WAS MAGICAL.
LIKE MAGICALLY BAD, BUT SO ENJOYABLE.
JUST LOOK AT THAT POSTER.
Notice how the name JEFF LEW is mentioned 4 damn times? WELL JUST LOOK AT THE END CREDIT:
AND THAT’S NOT EVEN ALL, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA. THIS MAN REALLY WANTED THIS MOVIE TO BE MADE.
and I guess because Jeff made ALL the animation himself EVERY CHARACTER LOOKS THE SAME. NO REALLY. IF THEY WERENT WEARING DIFFERENT CLOTHES YOU COULDN’T TELL WHO THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS.
THEY. ALL. LOOK. THE. SAME.
Well all except that guy for some reason. Huh, guess Jeff liked him more or something.
SO the movie is basically an action comedy/ thriller/parody holy shit I don’t even know anymore??? It takes everything seriously and yet nothing serious at all!
There’s violence, they swear all the time, (there doesn’t exist any girl in this universe? WELL WTF THEY ARE ALL BEANS ANYWAY) and they shoot one another and there is no blood they just fall to the ground when they die! THERE ARE EVEN THOSE WHO DIE IN EXPLOSIONS AND THEY JUST FALL TO THE GROUND DEAD.
it…it is a beatyful little trainwreck of a movie.
If you don’t know, I’ve a thing for watching animated movies, no mather how good or awful they may be. The last year I’ve watched almost 200 animated movies ranging from Disney movies all down to dingo animations and then everything in between.
And this is the first time I’ve ever written a post like this, that should be saying a LOT. IT’S AN AWFUL MOVIE WITH SURPRISINGLY GOOD EFFECTS AND IT’S HILARIOUSLY TERRIBLE. GO WATCH IT NOW.