Series of Unfortunate Events

I'm so graceful, I could be a swan.

Are swans even graceful? I don’t know.

Anyway. Get this. I fell down the stairs at work today. Like, legit slid (bounced?) down three or four stairs on my shins until my knees stopped me at the bottom of the stairs. I fell HARD. I’m sure I am going to have four bruises tomorrow, I can’t wait to see them. If I don’t bruise, I’ll be sorely disappointed (Ha. Sore. Get it?). What’s the point of taking a tumble if you don’t have the battle scars to prove it?

My left shin literally has a dent in it now. If I run my hand over the spot, it’s like all the muscle or whatever is there (because Lord knows nothing about my body is muscular) got smooshed. It’s really weird to feel. Both my knees are super tender too.

Never mind the pain though. I dropped my lunch. Four out of my six chicken nuggets fell on the floor. If you know anything about a school floor, you know to never, ever eat anything that has touched it. Guess who ate two chicken nuggets, a few fries that were left, and a ton of cheese its for lunch today?!

Use the railing on the stairs, kids.

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
—  George R.R Martin
  • Netflix: So we're going to start filming for 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' with age-appropriate characters and amazing set details and actual POC -
  • ASOUE Fans: *popping out of the woodwork, cups of tea, submarines, sugar bowls, rootbeer floats, and globs of horseradish* T H E W O R L D I S Q U I E T H E R E

I’m a huge fan of A Series of Unfortunate events, and I was so excited to learn about the new Netflix series coming out!  I’m sure they’ll go a very fine direction with it.  I haven’t drawn something that wasn’t a school assignment for awhile, so this was really fun and refreshing.